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| bondiguy |
 Feb 11 2007, 11:51 PM
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I just wanted to check out that amazing pic from CG again, still blows my mind! And to think, because fuck all people actually read my thread, there are a lot of people here who haven't yet seen it!
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| bondiguy |
Feb 12 2007, 03:51 AM
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So I was bored tonight, my football game got cancelled due to heavy rain so I wrote this little piece.
For the uninitiated, I adopted a persona for this, so this is not about me in any way, shape or form. Enjoy...
You Are, I Am.
You are like a French Fry when I should be eating fruit
A simple pair of shorts when I should be in a suit
You are mediocrity when all I seek is fame
And when I want to simmer, you are a bright blue flame.
You are the Persian rug when I’m out on the tiles
You are just an evil smirk when all I want is smiles
You talk about the future when it’s all in my past
You want to roll the credits when I want things to last.
You are my iron foot when I’m trying not to speed
Here I am a full grown tree when you are just the seed
You’re the scent of cigarette when I’m struggling to breathe
And whilst my name is Adam you will never be my Eve.
February 2007
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| Gnappster |
Feb 12 2007, 12:45 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 9 2007, 04:39 PM) Haha I have been stacking up on windter clothes. I seriously own 1 jacket, its kinda like this leather motorcycle jacket, i love it but rarely wear it as temps are not condusive to jacket wearing here. I have been buying long sleeve tops and jumpers and shit. I gotta buy a beanie now too (Skull cap?) I own about 20 jackets haha. QUOTE(closeup @ Feb 9 2007, 05:41 PM) If you're gonna get a beanie, make sure you get one with a propeller. They're all the rage in London. Here's Gnappy with his "Friday" one.  QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 9 2007, 05:45 PM) haha I think I'll pass... Im sure the translation is wrong. What I call a beanie is like a woolen or like material cap worn on ur head to keep your head warm? Like they wear on snowboarding at the X ganes etc? There are about 100 different words for them, skull caps, beanies, woolen caps, winter hats. Bah! Flimshaw. If everyone would just use the correct word we wouldn't have to fumble with all these terms than half fit. Canadians pretty much invented the damned things(I'm sure Mr. Patriot, closeup will come along with some obscure reference to an American patenting but I'll ignore that  ) We wear them many months of the year and we have ONE all encompassing term for them. TUQUE, pronounced TWO (as in the number 2), with a K sound at the end. I'm on a worldwide campaign to get everyone to refer to these things by a single name. Do it for Gnappy! QUOTE(hott1976 @ Feb 9 2007, 06:13 PM) i'll have to get a pic of me and my board NAKED! The correctest thing I have ever heard! QUOTE(cangirl18 @ Feb 10 2007, 02:18 PM) how come you're never around on the weekends... I've been waiting for you. How dare he not be around! You'd better post sexy pics like that in my 411 next time instead QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 12 2007, 01:51 AM) So I was bored tonight, my football game got cancelled due to heavy rain so I wrote this little piece. For the uninitiated, I adopted a persona for this, so this is not about me in any way, shape or form. Enjoy... You Are, I Am. You are like a French Fry when I should be eating fruit A simple pair of shorts when I should be in a suit You are mediocrity when all I seek is fame And when I want to simmer, you are a bright blue flame. You are the Persian rug when I’m out on the tiles You are just an evil smirk when all I want is smiles You talk about the future when it’s all in my past You want to roll the credits when I want things to last. You are my iron foot when I’m trying not to speed Here I am a full grown tree when you are just the seed You’re the scent of cigarette when I’m struggling to breathe And whilst my name is Adam you will never be my Eve. February 2007 I dig it. It reminds of a song that escapes me at the moment.
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| bondiguy |
Feb 12 2007, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 12 2007, 12:45 PM) There are about 100 different words for them, skull caps, beanies, woolen caps, winter hats. Bah! Flimshaw. If everyone would just use the correct word we wouldn't have to fumble with all these terms than half fit. Canadians pretty much invented the damned things(I'm sure Mr. Patriot, closeup will come along with some obscure reference to an American patenting but I'll ignore that ) We wear them many months of the year and we have ONE all encompassing term for them. TUQUE, pronounced TWO (as in the number 2), with a K sound at the end. I'm on a worldwide campaign to get everyone to refer to these things by a single name. Do it for Gnappy!
I dig it. It reminds of a song that escapes me at the moment. I can honestly say I have never heard the word TUQUE and if I asked them at the local surf shop they'd be like, WTF? But I like using new words, so I'll give it a go!That is either a simpsons reference or you are being serious? =If it's a ref. its Abe Simpson
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I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| bondiguy |
Feb 12 2007, 11:30 PM
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So I get a call from my boss today, telling me that I have been chosen by my company to go on a 2 week trip to Japan and Mexico, only 10 days after I return from my Honeymoon in Europe!
The trip is part reward for my results over the past 12 months and part educational as I will be visiting our head office in Japan and the Cuervo distillery in Mexico. All expenses paid, I can't wait! I guess over a 9 week period I'll be overseas for 7 weeks... unbelievable!
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I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| Christof |
Feb 13 2007, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 13 2007, 04:30 AM) So I get a call from my boss today, telling me that I have been chosen by my company to go on a 2 week trip to Japan and Mexico, only 10 days after I return from my Honeymoon in Europe! The trip is part reward for my results over the past 12 months and part educational as I will be visiting our head office in Japan and the Cuervo distillery in Mexico. All expenses paid, I can't wait! I guess over a 9 week period I'll be overseas for 7 weeks... unbelievable! Wow thats awesome Bondi congrats
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| Gnappster |
Feb 13 2007, 11:43 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 12 2007, 09:27 PM) I can honestly say I have never heard the word TUQUE and if I asked them at the local surf shop they'd be like, WTF? But I like using new words, so I'll give it a go!That is either a simpsons reference or you are being serious? =If it's a ref. its Abe Simpson You should start using it exclusively. And when people act all confused tell that's what it's called and chastize them for not knowing the proper terminolgy and make them promise at gunpoint to use it from that day on. Haha, it actually is sorta a simpsons reference, albeit an unintentional one, I think when Abe is talking about Bea Simmons. But it does remind me of a song that escapes me at this time. QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 12 2007, 09:30 PM) So I get a call from my boss today, telling me that I have been chosen by my company to go on a 2 week trip to Japan and Mexico, only 10 days after I return from my Honeymoon in Europe! The trip is part reward for my results over the past 12 months and part educational as I will be visiting our head office in Japan and the Cuervo distillery in Mexico. All expenses paid, I can't wait! I guess over a 9 week period I'll be overseas for 7 weeks... unbelievable! Wow, that sounds pretty sweet! I gotta get into booze peddling. I "get" to go to a training seminar on Thusday and Friday in Calgary....with my boss.... in his Geo Metro... for 8 hours driving each way. 
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| summoner |
Feb 13 2007, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 13 2007, 05:30 AM) So I get a call from my boss today, telling me that I have been chosen by my company to go on a 2 week trip to Japan and Mexico, only 10 days after I return from my Honeymoon in Europe! The trip is part reward for my results over the past 12 months and part educational as I will be visiting our head office in Japan and the Cuervo distillery in Mexico. All expenses paid, I can't wait! I guess over a 9 week period I'll be overseas for 7 weeks... unbelievable! wow   by the way, which countries will you be visiting while in Europe?
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| bondiguy |
Feb 14 2007, 12:10 AM
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Gnappy.... yes the Simpsons reference was Abe talking about Bea... well done! I am going to start using that word now, starting from asking the store clerk to show me where the TUQUEs are? haha. Also thanks, but the Geo sounds kinda cool too Christof..... thanks  Summoner.... IN Europe I will be visiting Engalnd, France, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, Germany, Belgium and Netherlands. Not Finland unfortunately!
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| summoner |
Feb 14 2007, 12:52 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 14 2007, 06:10 AM) Summoner.... IN Europe I will be visiting Engalnd, France, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, Germany, Belgium and Netherlands. Not Finland unfortunately! damn! I would have love to throw some snowballs  We got some more snow last night  All those countries are so beatiful! Are you going through capital cities?
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He's the shining and the light without whom I cannot see
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Insurrection, he is spite, he's the force that made me be
He is
Nostro dis pater, nostr' alma mater
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| bondiguy |
Feb 14 2007, 01:27 AM
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QUOTE(summoner @ Feb 14 2007, 12:52 AM) damn! I would have love to throw some snowballs We got some more snow last night All those countries are so beatiful! Are you going through capital cities? England - London France - Paris, Lyon, French Riviera, Monaco Italy - Pisa, Florence, Rome, Venice Austria - Vienna Switzerland - Lucerne Germany - Munich, Rhine Valley Netherlands - Amsterdam Belgium - not sure?
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I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| summoner |
Feb 14 2007, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 14 2007, 07:27 AM) England - London France - Paris, Lyon, French Riviera, Monaco Italy - Pisa, Florence, Rome, Venice Austria - Vienna Switzerland - Lucerne Germany - Munich, Rhine Valley Netherlands - Amsterdam Belgium - not sure? about that coin conversation some time back, there´s going to be a lot of money exchange... but I hope your trip will be fun 
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<3 RMM since 2005 <3
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He's the shining and the light without whom I cannot see
And he is
Insurrection, he is spite, he's the force that made me be
He is
Nostro dis pater, nostr' alma mater
He is
~Ghost~
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| Christof |
Feb 14 2007, 03:56 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 14 2007, 06:27 AM) England - London France - Paris, Lyon, French Riviera, Monaco Italy - Pisa, Florence, Rome, Venice Austria - Vienna Switzerland - Lucerne Germany - Munich, Rhine Valley Netherlands - Amsterdam Belgium - not sure? Speaking of which if your still thinking of going to a football game, apparently the best way to get tickets is through the teams offical websites, they should have a box office link. With most of the bigger clubs you will most likely only be able to get away tickets though.
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| little_n_soft |
Feb 14 2007, 07:03 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 13 2007, 04:30 AM) So I get a call from my boss today, telling me that I have been chosen by my company to go on a 2 week trip to Japan and Mexico, only 10 days after I return from my Honeymoon in Europe! The trip is part reward for my results over the past 12 months and part educational as I will be visiting our head office in Japan and the Cuervo distillery in Mexico. All expenses paid, I can't wait! I guess over a 9 week period I'll be overseas for 7 weeks... unbelievable! Whoah...cool!  |
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| Gnappster |
Feb 14 2007, 12:21 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 13 2007, 10:10 PM) Gnappy.... yes the Simpsons reference was Abe talking about Bea... well done! I am going to start using that word now, starting from asking the store clerk to show me where the TUQUEs are? haha. Also thanks, but the Geo sounds kinda cool too Update to the story. We are NOT taking the Geo Metro, we are taking my boss' old Buick  He went out to start it this morning and battery was dead. But on the car's side, it was -35C(no need to conver that to Fahrenheit as that is the point at which Celcius and Fahrenheit are the same as well as being 1 degree above Absoulute Zero). I think I better bring some warms clothes and some good boots for walking. 
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| bondiguy |
Feb 14 2007, 11:35 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 14 2007, 12:21 PM) By the way, were you being sarcastic?Update to the story. We are NOT taking the Geo Metro, we are taking my boss' old Buick
He went out to start it this morning and battery was dead.
But on the car's side, it was -35C(no need to conver that to Fahrenheit as that is the point at which Celcius and Fahrenheit are the same as well as being 1 degree above Absoulute Zero).
I think I better bring some warms clothes and some good boots for walking. Well Derrrrr Well the Buick is way cooler... speaking of which FUCK THATS COLD!!!!!!!
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I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| bondiguy |
Feb 14 2007, 11:45 PM
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Summoner.... I should be ok with money conversion. All I really need is pounds for the UK and the other countries all take the Euro!
Christof... yeah thanks mate, I have been investigating. I have a source over in London and im currently one step away from securing tickets to a Chelsea game!!!
LnS.... thank you, it is awesome and I cant wait!!!
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I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| Christof |
Feb 15 2007, 06:15 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2007, 04:45 AM) Summoner.... I should be ok with money conversion. All I really need is pounds for the UK and the other countries all take the Euro! Christof... yeah thanks mate, I have been investigating. I have a source over in London and im currently one step away from securing tickets to a Chelsea game!!! LnS.... thank you, it is awesome and I cant wait!!! Wow chelsea game, impressive. obviously I hate them, well apart from Shevchenko, but should be a great game to watch, whoever they play should be good stuff
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| bondiguy |
Feb 15 2007, 11:36 PM
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QUOTE(cangirl18 @ Feb 15 2007, 10:54 AM) and the lady? Will she get to go with? I'd be pissed if I missed a game and the bf got to go....  Oh yeah she'll be in the stands with me that is for damn sure! QUOTE(Puppet @ Feb 15 2007, 01:44 PM) Bondi. let me know when your in mex.. ill check the funds grab Kiana and make a vacation of it LOL Dude once I know the EXACT dates I'll let you know but I'm sure it'll be roughly the first week of May QUOTE(Christof @ Feb 15 2007, 06:15 PM) Wow chelsea game, impressive. obviously I hate them, well apart from Shevchenko, but should be a great game to watch, whoever they play should be good stuff Yeah should be awesome. I don't care either way about them but they are a class football team, full of world class talent. They are playing Sheffield United, i just hope Drogba is in action that night!
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I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| bondiguy |
Feb 16 2007, 04:40 PM
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A quick note to all those sensitive souls... When I insert this smilie at the end of my post it means I am kidding, don't take what I have to say to heart, it was a joke
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Nothing I have seen is hotter than that pic!!!
