Uhh, Tuesday's Gone by Lynyrd Skynyrd?




that's actually a cool entrance song to use

well I thought so to , like I said there is way to much time spent on music , dresses , flowers shit like that , the most important is you have plenty of booze , sexy bridemaids and lots of boobs ..i have to nieces that are getting married here next yr and there all worried about the music and shit I told them it , really doesnt matter .. its all for show anyway , none of it makes ya any more married , if I had it to do again and I may , I would have had a very private cerimony and a large blow out reception ...

to me though, music is important. it creates a mood. I know when I'm out drinking and having a good time, good music is essential. granted, you aren't going to please everyone, so at least pick stuff that you personally enjoy for your own wedding.

agreed just make sure they play the funky chicken song at least 2 times once when the guests are sober and once when there drunk ,, its a good laugh

Is that your final answer? :rolleyes:



Call me crazy, but I do not want people barfing in the corner, drooling over bridesmaids showing too much cleavage whilst listening to some hick country singer from Bumfuck Tennesse at my wedding.... I have a little more class!

Also, my future wife is one of the girls who is all about the dream wedding,a nd a happy wife, is a happy life!





Agreed. I consider music to be a massive part of my life, and most of my friends and family know how important music is to me. I would actually say my guests would be expecting a certain level of musical standards at my wedding, and they'll be expecting my music choices to buck the trend of tradition choice

ive been to several 8 -10 keg wedding receptions , never seen anybody barf , usualyy im the bouncer that has to get there keys and such , the fact is the dream wedding is a farse , sorry it will make you no more married then if you go to the courthouse and get married , I recently went to a $15000. dollar wedding and those 2 lasted a yr and were divorced , i also just recently went to a $500 wedding and I think they will be together forever , cause they both realize life is simple and you can put on a show but it really doesnt help in the end ..its all about love and understanding , not the music not anything else materialistic , boys just remember your recieveing this from a man thats been married for 18 yrs .
10 yrs from your wedding date you will think back and say WOW that was stupid .. hell we hired a high dollar opera singer to sing in our wedding , i almost puked when she was done , it was not what was rehearsed ...

[quote=bondiguy,Dec 20 2006, 12:58 AM]

Call me crazy, but I do not want people barfing in the corner, drooling over bridesmaids showing too much cleavage whilst listening to some hick country singer from Bumfuck Tennesse at my wedding.... I have a little more class!


come on now you live in Australia its pretty damn close to bumfuck Egypt . :P JK

I hear what you're saying but I think you miss what bondi is saying.

Yeah I know , Bondi dont take offense to any of it , its just my opinion but I have seen it time and time again , good luck to ya mate ... :cheers:

it is like explaining algebra to the down syndrome :P

I am not putting on a show for anyone but myself. Yeah, I am a beach bum most of the times but believe it or not I do enjoy the finer things in life on occasion. Good food at a nice place, nice champagne, nice surroundings, a great honeymoon.... I would never call that a waste of money. I know it makes us no more wed than those who do at the registery but it is what makes my wife happy, and I'm all for it.

Re the music, like I said. My mates (both guys and girls) will be expecting a level of entertainment and music at my wedding because they know I am so musically inclined. If they walked in and heard cheesy love songs or music that had no relevance they would think they had walked into the wrong room.

I kNow what ya mean Bondi , its not a show, we around here call it show and tell , first ya have the dog and pony show , then ya tell everybody what it costs ... LOL Its very important for her to be happy for sure and it goes along way to your well being . I hope it all goes as planned , a litle hint spend the big money on the honeymoon , and dont go anywear that you have to site see cause youll be so tired when ya get back to the room ya wont feel like consomating the nuptuals ...


and on the music Im sure both of them will enjoy it (friends )that is :cheers:

I'll respond in bullet form because I am lazy....

*No one knows how much it is all costing except our parents.
*Dog and Pony show?
*The honeymoon is a big budget one, we will be in Europe
*I live with my fiancee now, we have consumated our vowels many times over

Well thank you very much. I've been around for over a year and you have finally noticed me. I thought you didn't care for me. Now I can feel as though I belong 'cause the man from down under gave me a bumb. :kisses: Send me a pm sometime and I'll really give you what for :kisses: :shuwks:

dont waste your time , hes not worth it :P great pic by the way

oh old fashioned MA and PA fit the bill , new wave is the bride and groom pay the bill ..
its were common folk dress up and show off .. thus dog and pony
Europe is nice .never been there probably wont get there
congratulations , but that takes the fun out of the honeymoon ..
:P :2thumbsup: :cheers:

You are welcome....

I actually have noticed you since day one, I am just a very bad procrastinator :P

Oh... and I shall have to PM you pronto! :thumbup:

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am outta here for a few days over the Christmas break.... I'll probably be back Wednesday, maybe?

Have a rocking Christmas people. Eat, drink and be very, very merry!

-Bondi :thumbup:

I know yer gone but being a jagermeister connoiss---expert, I was wondering if you ever tried jagnog. It's eggnog with jager instead of rum. I thought it would be gross, but having tried 5 or 6 of them, I've discovered it makes the magically delicious taste of eggnog even better. :alc:

That is all.

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Anyone who doesn't care for you or your fantastic body is just too wasted to count! Ignore them and concentrate on the ones who love you...! :kisses: :2thumbsup: :thumbup: :flashboobs: :niceones:

This post has been edited by evade20: Dec 24 2006, 08:25 PM

couldn't resist when I saw this:
AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving

Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.

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Happy Holidays sweatpea! Muah :)

Eggnog isn't as popular here in Australia but I do make a batch every year. I have never even thought about using Jager in place of Rum, I might remember that for next time!!! Actually, i think I still have some mix...



You mother fuckers better watchout.... bondi is in your neck of the woods now!!!



You too cupcake...I hope Christmas was cooler than ever!

Sweet Jesus Bondi how do you do it eh? I mean I'm only jealous of course but still

The most christmas drink ever is a shot of brandy and a shot of archers (peach schnapps) in the same glass. You look a bit mental ordering it at the bar but it tastes like your drinking christmas

It's a gift! :P



Well there is another drink I'll have to try :thumbup:

Bondi hope ya had a good one !!!!! :2thumbsup:

I did mate, thanks.... :cheers:

Thought I'd just air out some grievances:

As anyone who reads this thread would know, I'm getting married, and it is only like 10 or 11 weeks away, I'm excited!

However, when I meet new people (And in my line of work it happens daily) and they find out I am getting married, all of a sudden they turn into Dr Phil. Are you sure you want to do this? Wow, you are really young to be getting married, are you rushing into things? Are you going to be put "under the thumb" of your new wife? I hope it works out for you but Marriage can be a disaster etc etc.

Usually, the ones offering such sound advice are either single or divorced or their spouse keeps them on a leash!

My fiancee and I have lived together now for almost 3 years and have been together 5 1/2 years so i think i would know her a little better than the strangers offering me advice! Just because you wife doesn't let you drink with the boys anymore doesn't mean that will happen to me. Oh, and just because you don't get laid anymore becaue you are married, doesn't mean I'll be putting my cock into retirement just yet. Maybe your wife doesn't fuck you because you have put on 40 lbs since you got hitched!

Had to get that off my chest :thumbup:

:D That´s a good thing!!



I really do like Dr.Phil but people really watch it toooo much (yes, here in Finland!)



well, my first thought after reading this! wait (if you ever) after you have children...a nightmare...all those sooo lovely people telling you what to do! And they don´t have children...I usually let them say what they want and leave, but if they say something stupid or mean I let them know what I think :whipya:



well, you should know her by now :) I´m so sorry for my hubbie but before and after we had our kiddo sex just wasn´t there...I´m glad that things has changed now (for me :D) but yes, I think that if something happenes to you you shouldn´t always think that it would happen to someone else too!

I really hope that all goes well and you have a great day in 10 or 11 weeks ;)

wishing you much luck , history is what most people go by, as a matter of fact its the only thing we have to go by , and in most married peoples history was great sex , blow jobs ,nights out with friends , drinking , I must say once the ring goes on the finger things do tend to change , , why I have no idea ? it just they seem to want to impress us then they get the ring and things are solitified and things just seem to change , i will never give a person advice , just talk of experiences that I have seen first hand ..but as I started out mate , I wish you a happy and fun loving marriage ...