And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot! :P



Well I'm a retro kinda guy.

OK, OK...you guys wore me down with your persistence!

Go to www.celebritybeefcurtains.com

:haha:

(edited to fix spelling error)

hrmmm...site must be down for maintenance :unsure:

Yes...that, or I made it up.... ;)

the only person who would do a thing like that would be a girl who would post a pic of her tits here. :P

Colour me guilty! ;)

Really, it was just an excuse to use the the term "beef curtains."

I can't chide you for that. If you have the opportunity to use beef curtains or meat flaps you've got to take it! I was impressed :lol:

Meat flaps! Yesss, haha. I once got a note from a secret admirer that said, simply, "I love your meat flaps."

It was so romantic.

He really knew how to wow a girl.





So, are they pretty nice? :unsure:

Yes, he really knew how to sweep me off my feet (actually, it did; I'm a sucker for a sarcastic sense of humour).

My beef curtains are decent, I think. I've never had any serious complaints!

PICS?! :o

It's only a matter of time before I point the camera below the belt..all in due time, all in due time ;)

that's cool.

I'll be waiting with my pants around my ankles when you do! :cheers:

Fab mental image, that ;)

you're not the first girl I've disgusted with my pants down and you surely won't be the last. :silvio:

Did I say I was disgusted? The pants-down-flasher look is HAWT! Hahaha.

Then call me Brad Pitt!

Brad Pitt has nuthin on you! (Except maybe Angelina...)

I wish he had Angelina on me. :bonerfied:

My sister met Angelina once (she came into the restaurant my sis manages)...my sis says she is even more gorgerous in person.

I wonder if Brad and Angie sit there in bed together, thinking "God, we're the two most beautiful people in the face of the earth! Millions would kill to witness us have sex! Let's fuck and make the most beautiful babies imaginable!"

I wonder if they think that? ;)

It's probably more like:
Angelina(thinking): I hope the garlic in the caesar salad doesn't knock him out.

Brad(thinking): I hope I last longer than a minute this time.

Hah! Don't hate them because they're beautiful...

FYI: I now have to go hunt down some ceasar salad to eat. Yum.

:ph34r:

Oh, I can barely see that nail in your forehead either :P

It comes out next week.
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:thumbup: What a golden moment in Hollywood cinema history :P

Hey guys,

So I jump offline yesterday and head down to the beach for a leisurely paddle and fuck me, i thought I was dreaming. There is Paris Hilton in short shorts and a bikini top wandering the beach promenade. Then, just for attention she gets under one of those public showers and there is a mass crowd gathering. Let me tell you, the girl is fucking hot! You know sometimes celebrities don't look so great in person, well she does. I know she is slutty, a tramp etc but I'd hit it in a split second.

Only problem for the afternoon was I had no camera!!! I don't usually take my phone or camera to the beach when i go for a surf.... sucks to be me! :bang:

check out the LINK!

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way to surf the news there Bro .... I think her friend in orange is way hotter , paris looks anerexic ... :2thumbsup:

I was about to say, " Yah, yah, yah, Take it to sex stories." But then Bondi posts a link! Damn... :lol:



You can have Paris, Bondi...I'll take the babe in the orange top! :niceones: :niceones:

aint that the truth....good eye B)