If I had something interesting to say, I'd type it here. But seeing as I have nothing interesting to say, I'll just type it here.

"Nothing interesting," said Bobaloo

witness protection , Im wanted it australia for beating a a drug induced street musician LOL

bad news: the mail took forever to get here today

good news: the mail finally came

bad news: only one check

good news: FHM arrived with vida guerra on cover

bad news: check for less than $100

Good news: package arrived from Gnappy

bad news: people in office know I associate with people from canada

good news: Gnappy is like the Canadian me so it's like I'm really just sending packages to myself

bad news: there's another person out there as messed up as I am

Good news: the bumper sticker was in the package from Gnappy.

Bad news: I can't display it on my desk at work

Good news: I drove my wife's car to work today... and I have my camera

bad news: If I stuck that bumper sticker on my wife's car, she'd be pissed.

good news: I don't care.

Bad news: I dropped off my wife's car at the dealer today for more warranty work, which means I can't put it on her car and take a pic just yet

Good news: I'll get it back either at the end of the day or sometime tomorrow.

Bad news: I'm very impatient

Good news: I'll get over it.

Bad news: most people don't read past the second sentence of my posts

good news: I'll have a pic of the bumper sticker on my wife's car very soon.

haha, I was sitting on the can today and was wondering if you got it yet.

ya know, when you separate your long assed posts into single lines like that it makes it far less intimidating to the casual viewer.

if your wife gets mad, just tell her the slackers at the boob site you frequent dared you to do it.

as well, don't tell her and see how long it takes her to notice. you won't need to tell us how long...your lengthy absence will be proof.

What is it about taking a dump that gets people to think about me?

also reminds me of... "Shitter was full!"


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thanks

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constructive

criticism




That trick never works


that trick does

If someone ever pasted a bumper sticker on my car without my permission (which I'd never give), I'd scrape it off with their nose. When they came out with resident parking stickers for my neighborhood a few years back, I told the clerk who handed it to me that I couldn't think of a unobtrusive place to display it on my bike. She said some people put it on their gas tank. I told her I didn't doubt her since some people are also stupid. I stuck it behind my license plate and showed all the parking gestapo where it was when they came around till they all had seen it at least once.

well, i plan on getting some type of complaint from my wife. i will then accuse some unsuspecting wimp of affixing the sticker and then easily kick his ass. My wife will see what a great and powerful protector I am and I might get some sex out of it, even if for no other reason than she's scared of me

That's about as likely to happen as Paris Hilton scoring a 1600 on her S.A.Ts.

A heat gun would be safer for your vehicles finish.

Yeah, but then they'd burn their nose on the hot metal. I'm trying to be humane here.

touché

what's the bumper sticker say? I'd like to send an xmas gift to one of you...how can we make that happen? And i don't mean your inbox.......
and yes it will be safe, sane and rated N or normal.

Maybe I'll give Hitt, Gnappy and Bob my company address... that way any anthrax will be inhaled by our receptionist first!



It would have been funnier if you said you were wanted for fraud

well what fun is that?



HEY-BAM-OH!

Which got the laugh... the first or second line?

both, but my money is on the second one.

I'll have a picture of it affixed to my wife's car up here soon enough. I just need to get my car back from the dealer.

so what would you be sending us. I'll give you my address. any chance you'd be on my front porch wearing nothing but a red bow underneath a full-length fur coat? cuz that would be damn hot. I keep telling my wife that's what I want for christmas, but she doesn't think I'm serious... Besides, she doesn't know how to find you.

what is it about my 411 that causes people to ignore it after bondi posts something???

I don't think it's bondi's posts

Well, then, I can think of no other reason.

Well I am pretty much the last to post on MOST topics, so the chances they are ignored after my post is pretty high!

Well I WAS gonna post some compelling stuff but bondi ruined my train of thought.

That was the funniest posting I've read in a long time that contained no refrences to being gay or simpsons. Way to go.

that happens , he did as I understand derail the monorail as well ..

spotted

Yee HAAA Finnally a spotted all my own ..

Well sorry for dropping a pencil down your arse crack!



Well actually it was a different episode, so partial credit

As i typed my post I was thinking there was a simpsons reference about train of thought or something, but couldn't put my finger on it. THAT was the scene I was trying to remember

considering there are only about 2-3 posts per day not pertaining to a simpsons episode, my being funny kinda happens by default.

on to more important things...

I had a dream about you last night... or maybe it was two nights ago. I can't remember. Stranglely enough, you weren't naked. I gotta go talk to my brain and tell it to start having you naked when I dream of you.


Actually, the dream I had warrants more detail than I can describe right now. I'll try to post something worth while later tonight or tomorrow sometimes.

Thanks for posting in my thread, Nat, and showing everyone in here what having a great avatar is all about

Love,

Bobaloo