Well done Bob.........











Can I have a loan?

Her husband should have found a way to come up with the cash. Even if she needed to get them done one at a time. I've always had a running "joke" with the waitress at the breakfast place where I eat every morning. I told her if I ever hit the Powerball, I'd buy her a new set of tits. If it was over 300 million, I'd buy her two sets, one front and back, so she'd look good coming and going. She always checks to make sure I've bought a ticket.

I agree. What kind of deadbeat couldn't come up with the cash. You guys are always doing stuff together so they can't be completely broke.

Closeup, the extra set would also be good for slow dancing

in his business he works on allot of borrowed capital , he looked at it this he would rather borrow the money for her boobs from a friend then some stuffy suit asshole working at his bank , Im a asshole but at least Im a friend .. you folks would be surprised when ya get out how often this really happens ..LOL

well I already knew you were an asshole

I sign all my emails BIG A

Getting man boobs ?????

Im hitting a D cup like Krusty

for gnappy PICS ????

You just saw the pic.... what kind of clown do u think I am?

N/C LOL

So one day I opened my big fat mouth and told the little lady that I'd like to help with writing the wedding thank you cards. I never thought she'd actually take me seriously. She started right away, writing them on the airplane on the way back from our honeymoon. I should have just let her sail with it. she finished our immediate families, our wedding party, and a few other close people right away. I made the mistake of telling her that I'd like to add a couple lines on my sisters' and parents' cards and maybe even write a few myself. So they sat there unmailed for like 2 extra months. She kept writing and finished her extended family, thinking I wanted to write the cards for my extended family. Little did she know I was only trying to appear sensative and caring. So I finally got to it about 3-4 weeks ago writing a card here and there when I could. We didn't want the thank yous to be cookie cutter replies so each one was very personal. I'd write like two in the time it took her to write out like 5. I know, hard to believe considering the length of my posts here.

So here we are, 4 months after the wedding, and we finally got the last batch out this weekend. Out of about 250-260 guests, we got out the last 30 cards. I saved some of the special ones for last so it took me quite a while cuz I had lots to write. Anyway, I'm so excited that we finally got these done. That's one fewer thing hanging over my head now.

But... now she wants to send out Christmas cards!!! ARGH!!! so I just went to the store and designed a card with our picture in it. No writing necessary. All i've gotta do now is type up some address labels and steal some stamps from work and I'll be wishing everyone a merry christmas. Except for our two Jewish friends for whom I specially designed Happy Holidays cards.

So that's it. Happy Monday

the moral of this post is that you should always watch what you say in front/to your wife. It WILL haunt you sooner or later!

p.s. If you read this far you are a nerd!

you have a lot to learn about being married
my wife feels we should go half n half on things like that, so I never even suggest doing some in hopes that she will just do it herself.

you are very thoughtful of your jewish friends. to my jewish friends I just black out Santa's or baby Jesus' face on the card.

Well, I was going to do that, but I didn't want anyone thinking that it was 3d's family or anything.

haha...to be honest though, I don't even have any jewish friends. In fact I don't think I even know one jewish person, at least from a practicing religious standpoint. there just aren't many jewish people in my neck of the woods. it's weird cuz there are so many in the USA, at least that's what television would have me believe. can someone please deliver the straight dope on this subject?

If it weren't for jewish people, there would be no Hollywood and half of the comedians out there would be out of material. Other than that I don't really know much about 'em.

I also heard that copper wire was invented because two jewish people were fighting over a penny, but i don't know if I believe that because I sure as hell have never seen a nickel wire.

hmm is that anything like the Polish guy who went in a rocket to the sun once.. at night. And there was that submarine, with the screen doors.

a submarine with screen doors??? What a great idea!!!

Patent pending, patent pending, patent pending!

I guess I'm a nerd.... So this is the shit I gotta look forward too huh???

Aussies do the whole Xmas card thing which I find tedious. Anyone that matters an ounce in your life you will see over the festive period so just say it to their faces. I also don't see the point of sending cards to people once a year when that is your ONLY contact with those people? Or is that just my parents that do that?

Also, whats with Americans putting their own picture on a xmas card... I find that hilarious.... anyway my 2 cents





Now that was funny




Spotted

can't believe you missed spotting this


We don't really send out many Xmas cards. I agree that most people I care about I will either see or talk to during the holidays.

Too many people get caught up with all these superficial things and forget the real meaning of Christmas; celebrating the birth of Santa Claus.....and getting toasted, nicely toasted.

haha Spotted!

And i was going to send you and bondi xmas cards, but forget now. i don't want you guys to think I'm superficial.

Yeah don't do that. Being superficial is the worst! Instead just send me money.

Well, in that case, Merry Christmas!

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well we send our picture in our cards but of course I black out my face before we can send them .... its not vane its just so they can see how you have changed in the last yr , hell I dont send them to people i see everyday , just to the distant people and friends all 2 of them ...

3d's funniest post ever

I thought you might like that

I am ashamed of myself!

Also spotted



Yeah, send me $5, i'll be the richest guy in Australia

You mean you actually black out the faces??? I thought you and all your friends actually looked like that.

well yeah DUh LOL

I thought he had bad acne