Well, at least he'd have an acceptable excuse.

preposterous!




I'm sure he spends it on other girls as well :cheers:

You are a disturbed young woman :P



Damn... 101? he's old enough to be evade's grandson!

HEY-OH!!!

Okay. If I don't prompt some type of discussion in here, activity in my thread will become as scarce as 3d's legitimate pictures collection. but herein lies the problem. I'm not really creative enough to come up with my own discussion. I do have one ace up my sleeve however... A picture is worth about 1000 words, as they say. So I'll post a picture, and the hoards of people who hang out in this very cool place can discuss it. How's that sound?


Okay. here's your pic...

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Okay. I'll start the discussion with this great story...

My wife's twin is dating this real weirdo. I can go on and on, but I'll do my best to be succinct. This guy and his ex-girlfriend from a while ago wore matching hemp necklaces. Well, that's no big deal, but then I found out they also wore matching toe rings. kinda fem if you ask me. what's worse is that he wanted to perpetuate that lame-ass idea with my wife's twin when they started dating... he was all upset cuz his toe ring broke. So they went out and bought matching toe rings and hemp necklaces.

Okay, that's your preface. here's the good part:

I found out, through conversation, not experience, that he likes to wear thongs. yup, that's right. his underwear of choice is that of strippers, soft porn stars, and crossdressers. And not that I'd understand even if he were, but this guy is not cut in the least. He's not really fat, either; I'm sure his is a flabby ass that would have no possiblity of turning on the horniest of fat girls. so WTF is he thinking???

Now, I know his choice of underwear really isn't any of my business, and to be honest I really don't even care that much. But it is a great conversation piece and a great way to solicit some laughs at someone else's expense.

The reason I posted the pic is because he recently got a job in construction. Can you imagine if his sledgehammer-swingin' union brother got a look at him bending over and saw not the expected plumbers crack, but instead the thong creeping up from above the waste band of his Carharts??? Too funny.

Just thought I'd share that really long fucking story with you. So much for being succinct. :wacko:

FYI. the above post is just a touch over 300 words.

This guy sounds like a real piece of work. I know the kind of build you're talking about, the skinny fat guy. And rest assured, his construction buddies will find him out sooner or later, and hopefully you find out the aftermath when they do. :lol:


that's the equivalent of like 10 of my posts

or 20 of bondi's


or 325 of evade's :P

Well, if I do find out the aftermath, I'll be sure to keep you updated.


Funny cuz it's true candidate

also funny cuz it's true candidate.

Hilarious cuz it is so freaking true even though it's a little under-exaggerated winner!!!

I didn't even see that pic til just now :lol:

that pic is what started it all. I emailed that pic to my wife and told her it reminded me of her twin's BF. She told me she was laughing her ass off.

In hindsight, I realise it was a bad idea to send her that pic, cuz she has a great ass.

PICS?! :P

I stopped wearing thongs just over a year ago because of people like you. If comfort is what you're after, there's really no better choice. Plus, if you happen to find yourself around a beach or pool, off with the pants and you're ready to go.

Signed,
Bondi

Here's one.

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Where have I seen that ass before? It looks so familiar.

Really?? :o My wife has some 'splainin' to do

funny for too many reasons :lol:

:thumbup:



:lol:

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when his buddies catch him out for wearing a thong (G string). In Australia, that is grounds for public execution! :lol:

it's definitel a bootable offence!

Would they hang him with his thong? :unsure:

And not with a regular wing tip thats for sure

So I've been trying on and off for about a year to land this new account. Well, yesterday I finally got an opportunity. They called saying they were starting to get a little unhappy at the place they've been going and they're giving us a shot. They towed in a vehicle yesterday and today they brought another one. Nothing is solid yet, but I think this is a good start to some great business. The complaints they had with the other place are things we address on a daily basis to stay ahead of the other guys, so I'm confident we can keep them happy. This is a potential 100k+ a year account gross.

I'm super excited!!! yea for me!!!

Only problem is that I'll probably be a little more scarce around here for the time being till I get all this stuff set up and running smoothly. Not that most of you would really see that as a problem or even really notice

anyway.. that's all for now. Just wanted to share that with y'all and what better place than my fabulous 411?

congratulations , Im happy for ya ,hope it all works out ,

well congrats on that. do you at least get a new stapler or something out of the deal?

as far as missing you here, just tie a brick to a rope and hang it from your keyboard, or get chicken or one of those watered filled birds to cover for you in here.

okay if i WERE TO EVER PUT A PIC OF A GUY IN MY THREAD IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS get it right

Thanks for your support. If I get rich of this, I'll see if I can buy neighbor some boobs and I'll post some pics for ya. :thumbup:


I used one of those water filled birds once. nearly got me in big trouble. I never should have put him in charge. That brick idea is genious though. I'll give that a try.

i have said nothing about the neighber and her boobs for a long time , cause simply put ya'll dont believe it , and thats okay , but the fact is I did loan her the money , or gave it however a person wants to look at it , and she did get them , she got a nice D cup , it looks good on her , i have not seen them naked and to be honest probably wont and I dont need to , under a t shirt they look good , in a bra they look good , so Im guessing naked they would look damn good , it has helped her ego and self esteem more then we ever thought it would and she just put in a for a promotion at work yesterday so we shall see how that goes for her ,, And before anybody asked there will be no pics , blacked out or plain shown here I have way to much rspect for her and her husband to without there knowledge post something .... That is all !!! :2thumbsup: LOL

where does she work? hooters?

how does her husband feel though? I'd feel like a douchebag if I had to get some other guy to pay for my wife's implants. I suppose he still gets to play with them, but still.

she works at a hospital and has been passed over for 2 promotions and the ladies that got the jobs are young big breasted ladies , that was part of her reasoning , but she just needed a ego boost and having cleavage seems to do that .. her hubby is fine , he is enjoying the way others look at her and wonder you know like you do at HOtt or I do at BO , they are very much in love and very happily married, he has never had it so good ...