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Bondiguy, Man from Down Under
| bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 05:43 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 05:38 PM) I just read that and thought, "that is about the most quintessential drug induced kind of brainstorm one has"  As bad as drugs are... most shit that fucks with your brain come from an induced state...
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| wild n crazy |
Nov 24 2006, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 23 2006, 12:47 AM) Well yesterday I suffered some foot in mouth disease.... I felt like vanishing after this. Here's the story; At my house my hot water is heated by gas. After a month or two of problems with out existing old gas heater we decided it was time to buy a new one. The guy that lives a few doors up installs them for a living so we asked him to come down and hook us up with a new one. He said he'd install it for cost price and wouldn't charge us anything extra. Now in Australia it is almost custom to buy anyone that helps you out like this a case of beer. So knowing he was coming around I got a case of beer. he came, installed and got it up and running. I paid him for the system and then said, "here mate, here is some beer. Thanks for helping us out." He did not want the beer (I thought he was just being polite) so I insisted he take it as a favour. After a minute of back and forth he said, "Last year my brother died from years of alcohol abuse and I swore I'd never drink again." I could have died....  thats not that bad i mean you didnt know and you were just trying to be nice.. its just kinda like "oh my bad man" or something... and now you know from now on if he helps you get a sack of weed instead haha
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| bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 05:50 PM
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I was cleaning up some shit and stumbled upon an old poetry book I filled in high school.
Here is something I wrote when I was 15.... Its from the perspective of an 8-10yr old girl. It's chillingly to say the least:
To dear jolly Santa Claus Christmas time is here, And I just wroite to tell you that I've not been good this year.
This year don't send me any gifts, Don't send me any toys. All I want from you this year Is to rid me of this noise.
The voices from inside my head Are telling me to kill, And if I don't take myself from here They're sure someone soon will.
They say I don't deserve all this, I don't deserve at all. They say that it is all my fault I made my daddy fall.
We were just playing round And he rested by the ledge, I didn't mean to push so hard He'd fall over the edge.
I watched him falling through the air, He landed with his face first. Ever since that moment I have Felt like I've been cursed.
I wish I could go back in time And change all that I did. I don't want all this pain inside I'm just a little kid.
So tell mum that I love her so Ans the fun times that we had. And I will see her soon enough Cause I'll be waiting here with dad.
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| ddd35 |
Nov 24 2006, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 05:50 PM) I was cleaning up some shit and stumbled upon an old poetry book I filled in high school. Here is something I wrote when I was 15.... Its from the perspective of an 8-10yr old girl. It's chillingly to say the least: To dear jolly Santa Claus Christmas time is here, And I just wroite to tell you that I've not been good this year. This year don't send me any gifts, Don't send me any toys. All I want from you this year Is to rid me of this noise. The voices from inside my head Are telling me to kill, And if I don't take myself from here They're sure someone soon will. They say I don't deserve all this, I don't deserve at all. They say that it is all my fault I made my daddy fall. We were just playing round And he rested by the ledge, I didn't mean to push so hard He'd fall over the edge. I watched him falling through the air, He landed with his face first. Ever since that moment I have Felt like I've been cursed. I wish I could go back in time And change all that I did. I don't want all this pain inside I'm just a little kid. So tell mum that I love her so Ans the fun times that we had. And I will see her soon enough Cause I'll be waiting here with dad. and may god have mercy on your soul
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| Gnappster |
Nov 24 2006, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 03:50 PM) I was cleaning up some shit and stumbled upon an old poetry book I filled in high school. Here is something I wrote when I was 15.... Its from the perspective of an 8-10yr old girl. It's chillingly to say the least: To dear jolly Santa Claus Christmas time is here, And I just wroite to tell you that I've not been good this year. This year don't send me any gifts, Don't send me any toys. All I want from you this year Is to rid me of this noise. The voices from inside my head Are telling me to kill, And if I don't take myself from here They're sure someone soon will. They say I don't deserve all this, I don't deserve at all. They say that it is all my fault I made my daddy fall. We were just playing round And he rested by the ledge, I didn't mean to push so hard He'd fall over the edge. I watched him falling through the air, He landed with his face first. Ever since that moment I have Felt like I've been cursed. I wish I could go back in time And change all that I did. I don't want all this pain inside I'm just a little kid. So tell mum that I love her so Ans the fun times that we had. And I will see her soon enough Cause I'll be waiting here with dad. haunting to say the least!
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| bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 06:09 PM
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Im not sure how much you are into art 3d, but most people have the common misconception that everything an artist does comes from personal experiences etc I do write alot of personal stuff, but other times I adapt a persona. Also, artists can see the beauty that lies within tragedy sometimes... it's an extreme emotion otherwise, if you were just taking the piss....
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| ddd35 |
Nov 24 2006, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 06:09 PM) Im not sure how much you are into art 3d, but most people have the common misconception that everything an artist does comes from personal experiences etc I do write alot of personal stuff, but other times I adapt a persona. Also, artists can see the beauty that lies within tragedy sometimes... it's an extreme emotion otherwise, if you were just taking the piss....  It was ment as a piss yes ,,, its a pretty good poem to be honest ...
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| bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 24 2006, 06:10 PM) It was ment as a piss yes ,,, its a pretty good poem to be honest ... Cool just wasn't sure. I used to hear stuff like that alot from people who just do not understand the concept of a persona... I haven't read that in years. In high school, when I had muce more free time I was prolific with my writing. One or two pieces a week would spew out of my brain
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| bondiguy |
Nov 28 2006, 01:02 AM
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For the 2 people that read this thread, just a quick note to let you know I won my Touch Football (Rugby League) Grand Final last night.... as such, our team is having a BBQ in a few weeks to celebrate where I will try and drink my body weight in booze
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| bondiguy |
Nov 28 2006, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 28 2006, 07:56 AM) but "touch"? c'mon ya pussy!!!! Hit and get Hit!!!! That's what its all about!!!!!!! Ahhh rugby parties....so many fond memories......the drinking songs are always fun. Haha I knew I was going to cop shit for that, but for those who have never seen it played it is a much different game to Rugby League and a whole lot faster. It is played at such a speed that high rotation of players is required to keep those on the field fresh. It also has a lot of different skill requirements such as speed, footwork, agility etc
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| bondiguy |
Nov 30 2006, 01:06 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 29 2006, 11:34 AM) I suppose, but it's not like it's a fertilized chicken embryo But people eat lots of messed up stuff. Honey is bee vomit. Milk is the food for baby cows. And don't get me started on hot dogs  Mmmmm i love bee vomit on toast follwed by a glass of baby cow food for breakfast! LOL @ the Hot Dog QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 29 2006, 05:30 PM) And bleed and where yeast grows! Nothing like a hey what up for bondi's thread. my 2cents.   Thanks for the visual QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 29 2006, 07:12 PM) That's right baby... still as sexy as a 20 something year old
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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| wigglebutz |
Dec 1 2006, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 29 2006, 11:34 AM) I suppose, but it's not like it's a fertilized chicken embryo But people eat lots of messed up stuff. Honey is bee vomit. Milk is the food for baby cows. And don't get me started on hot dogs  Milk often has trace amounts of puss in it from cows mastitis (even after pasturizing). I stopped drinking it after I had to do a study on it in my last bio disease class. It still makes me gag thinking about it. Aren't you glad I shared? oh and HI Bondi
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| wigglebutz |
Dec 1 2006, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 1 2006, 05:23 PM) Im going to have a bowl of cereal.... I'll be right back Oh and Hi Wiggles  YUMMY!!!!
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| bondiguy |
Dec 1 2006, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(wigglebutz @ Dec 1 2006, 05:25 PM) YUMMY!!!!  Well I have eaten Kebab;s made in a caravan (trailer) so I'll eat just about anything  I am going to pretend I didn't hear your milk knowledge, because I love cereal too much! by the way, I must say Wiggles, you are looking hotter than ever! Have you been working out?
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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