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bondiguy
post Nov 24 2006, 05:43 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 05:38 PM)
I just read that and thought, "that is about the most quintessential drug induced kind of  brainstorm one has"  :lol:
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As bad as drugs are... most shit that fucks with your brain come from an induced state...
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wild n crazy
post Nov 24 2006, 05:47 PM
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Well yesterday I suffered some foot in mouth disease.... I felt like vanishing after this. Here's the story;

At my house my hot water is heated by gas. After a month or two of problems with out existing old gas heater we decided it was time to buy a new one. The guy that lives a few doors up installs them for a living so we asked him to come down and hook us up with a new one. He said he'd install it for cost price and wouldn't charge us anything extra.

Now in Australia it is almost custom to buy anyone that helps you out like this a case of beer. So knowing he was coming around I got a case of beer. he came, installed and got it up and running. I paid him for the system and then said, "here mate, here is some beer. Thanks for helping us out."

He did not want the beer (I thought he was just being polite) so I insisted he take it as a favour. After a minute of back and forth he said, "Last year my brother died from years of alcohol abuse and I swore I'd never drink again."

I could have died.... :ph34r:
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thats not that bad i mean you didnt know and you were just trying to be nice.. its just kinda like "oh my bad man" or something... and now you know from now on if he helps you get a sack of weed instead haha
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Gnappster
post Nov 24 2006, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 03:43 PM)
As bad as drugs are... most shit that fucks with your brain come from an induced state...
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well lots of drugs are bad but some are very very good!
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bondiguy
post Nov 24 2006, 05:50 PM
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I was cleaning up some shit and stumbled upon an old poetry book I filled in high school.

Here is something I wrote when I was 15.... Its from the perspective of an 8-10yr old girl. It's chillingly to say the least:

To dear jolly Santa Claus
Christmas time is here,
And I just wroite to tell you that
I've not been good this year.

This year don't send me any gifts,
Don't send me any toys.
All I want from you this year
Is to rid me of this noise.

The voices from inside my head
Are telling me to kill,
And if I don't take myself from here
They're sure someone soon will.

They say I don't deserve all this,
I don't deserve at all.
They say that it is all my fault
I made my daddy fall.

We were just playing round
And he rested by the ledge,
I didn't mean to push so hard
He'd fall over the edge.

I watched him falling through the air,
He landed with his face first.
Ever since that moment I have
Felt like I've been cursed.

I wish I could go back in time
And change all that I did.
I don't want all this pain inside
I'm just a little kid.

So tell mum that I love her so
Ans the fun times that we had.
And I will see her soon enough
Cause I'll be waiting here with dad.
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ddd35
post Nov 24 2006, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 05:50 PM)
I was cleaning up some shit and stumbled upon an old poetry book I filled in high school.

Here is something I wrote when I was 15.... Its from the perspective of an 8-10yr old girl. It's chillingly to say the least:

To dear jolly Santa Claus
Christmas time is here,
And I just wroite to tell you that
I've not been good this year.

This year don't send me any gifts,
Don't send me any toys.
All I want from you this year
Is to rid me of this noise.

The voices from inside my head
Are telling me to kill,
And if I don't take myself from here
They're sure someone soon will.

They say I don't deserve all this,
I don't deserve at all.
They say that it is all my fault
I made my daddy fall.

We were just playing round
And he rested by the ledge,
I didn't mean to push so hard
He'd fall over the edge.

I watched him falling through the air,
He landed with his face first.
Ever since that moment I have
Felt like I've been cursed.

I wish I could go back in time
And change all that I did.
I don't want all this pain inside
I'm just a little kid.

So tell mum that I love her so
Ans the fun times that we had.
And I will see her soon enough
Cause I'll be waiting here with dad.
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and may god have mercy on your soul
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Gnappster
post Nov 24 2006, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 03:50 PM)
I was cleaning up some shit and stumbled upon an old poetry book I filled in high school.

Here is something I wrote when I was 15.... Its from the perspective of an 8-10yr old girl. It's chillingly to say the least:

To dear jolly Santa Claus
Christmas time is here,
And I just wroite to tell you that
I've not been good this year.

This year don't send me any gifts,
Don't send me any toys.
All I want from you this year
Is to rid me of this noise.

The voices from inside my head
Are telling me to kill,
And if I don't take myself from here
They're sure someone soon will.

They say I don't deserve all this,
I don't deserve at all.
They say that it is all my fault
I made my daddy fall.

We were just playing round
And he rested by the ledge,
I didn't mean to push so hard
He'd fall over the edge.

I watched him falling through the air,
He landed with his face first.
Ever since that moment I have
Felt like I've been cursed.

I wish I could go back in time
And change all that I did.
I don't want all this pain inside
I'm just a little kid.

So tell mum that I love her so
Ans the fun times that we had.
And I will see her soon enough
Cause I'll be waiting here with dad.
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haunting to say the least!
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bondiguy
post Nov 24 2006, 06:09 PM
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Im not sure how much you are into art 3d, but most people have the common misconception that everything an artist does comes from personal experiences etc

I do write alot of personal stuff, but other times I adapt a persona. Also, artists can see the beauty that lies within tragedy sometimes... it's an extreme emotion

otherwise, if you were just taking the piss.... :cheers:
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bondiguy
post Nov 24 2006, 06:09 PM
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haunting to say the least!
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and how :o
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ddd35
post Nov 24 2006, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 06:09 PM)
Im not sure how much you are into art 3d, but most people have the common misconception that everything an artist does comes from personal experiences etc

I do write alot of personal stuff, but other times I adapt a persona. Also, artists can see the beauty that lies within tragedy sometimes... it's an extreme emotion

otherwise, if you were just taking the piss.... :cheers:
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It was ment as a piss yes ,,, its a pretty good poem to be honest ...
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Gnappster
post Nov 24 2006, 06:15 PM
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It was ment as a piss  yes  ,,,  its a pretty good poem to be honest ...
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i agree
the only poen I ever wrote was
There once was a girl named Delores.... Now how the hell does the rest of that go? :huh:
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bondiguy
post Nov 24 2006, 06:16 PM
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It was ment as a piss  yes  ,,,  its a pretty good poem to be honest ...
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Cool just wasn't sure. I used to hear stuff like that alot from people who just do not understand the concept of a persona...

I haven't read that in years. In high school, when I had muce more free time I was prolific with my writing. One or two pieces a week would spew out of my brain
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bondiguy
post Nov 28 2006, 01:02 AM
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For the 2 people that read this thread, just a quick note to let you know I won my Touch Football (Rugby League) Grand Final last night....

as such, our team is having a BBQ in a few weeks to celebrate where I will try and drink my body weight in booze :drinkup:
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paybarraman
post Nov 28 2006, 07:56 AM
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For the 2 people that read this thread, just a quick note to let you know I won my Touch Football (Rugby League) Grand Final last night....

as such, our team is having a BBQ in a few weeks to celebrate where I will try and drink my body weight in booze :drinkup:
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but "touch"? c'mon ya pussy!!!! Hit and get Hit!!!! That's what its all about!!!!!!!

Ahhh rugby parties....so many fond memories......the drinking songs are always fun.
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bondiguy
post Nov 28 2006, 05:15 PM
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:2thumbsup:

but "touch"?  c'mon ya pussy!!!!  Hit and get Hit!!!!  That's what its all about!!!!!!!

Ahhh rugby parties....so many fond memories......the drinking songs are always fun.
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Haha I knew I was going to cop shit for that, but for those who have never seen it played it is a much different game to Rugby League and a whole lot faster. It is played at such a speed that high rotation of players is required to keep those on the field fresh.

It also has a lot of different skill requirements such as speed, footwork, agility etc
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bondiguy
post Nov 28 2006, 05:16 PM
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Does anybody ever think that when they are enjoying an egg, whatever way it is cooked.... that your enjoying the foetus of a chicken?
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ddd35
post Nov 28 2006, 05:24 PM
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Does anybody ever think that when they are enjoying an egg, whatever way it is cooked.... that your enjoying the foetus of a chicken?
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A YEAH that why I try not to eat eggs !!! used to like Squid till The trip to chicago and the guy next to me bit in to some and it had a baby squid in it :blahblah:
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bondiguy
post Nov 28 2006, 05:28 PM
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A YEAH   that why I try not to eat eggs !!!  used to like Squid  till The trip to chicago and the guy next to me bit in to some and it had a baby squid in it   :blahblah:
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2 for the price of 1 :thumbup:
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ddd35
post Nov 28 2006, 05:31 PM
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2 for the price of 1 :thumbup:
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oh but it was sickining
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bondiguy
post Nov 29 2006, 01:24 AM
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oh but it was sickining
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I could imagine.... makes me sick thinking about it
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Gnappster
post Nov 29 2006, 11:34 AM
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Does anybody ever think that when they are enjoying an egg, whatever way it is cooked.... that your enjoying the foetus of a chicken?
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I suppose, but it's not like it's a fertilized chicken embryo :puke:

But people eat lots of messed up stuff.
Honey is bee vomit.
Milk is the food for baby cows.
And don't get me started on hot dogs :o

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post Nov 29 2006, 05:01 PM
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I suppose, but it's not like it's a fertilized chicken embryo  :puke:

But people eat lots of messed up stuff.
Honey is bee vomit.
Milk is the food for baby cows.
And don't get me started on hot dogs  :o
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Pussy its were women pee from ... i eat it anyway LOL :eatme:
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hott1976
post Nov 29 2006, 05:30 PM
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Pussy  its were women pee from  ...    i eat it anyway   LOL   :eatme:
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And bleed and where yeast grows! Nothing like a hey what up for bondi's thread. my 2cents. :)
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post Nov 29 2006, 05:33 PM
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It's best not to think too hard on where your food comes from. Just say it comes from the refrigerator and let it go at that. Except for Foster's, which is an Australian's piss. And, of course, Rocky Mountain Oysters, which is a Canadian delicacy.

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post Nov 29 2006, 05:59 PM
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And bleed and where yeast grows!  Nothing like a hey what up for bondi's thread.  my 2cents.  :)
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oh shit maybe I wont eat there anymore
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bondiguy
post Nov 30 2006, 01:06 AM
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I suppose, but it's not like it's a fertilized chicken embryo  :puke:

But people eat lots of messed up stuff.
Honey is bee vomit.
Milk is the food for baby cows.
And don't get me started on hot dogs  :o
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Mmmmm i love bee vomit on toast follwed by a glass of baby cow food for breakfast!

LOL @ the Hot Dog :lol:


QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 29 2006, 05:30 PM)
And bleed and where yeast grows!  Nothing like a hey what up for bondi's thread.  my 2cents.  :)
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:puke: Thanks for the visual :P



QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 29 2006, 07:12 PM)
:P
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That's right baby... still as sexy as a 20 something year old :thumbup:
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bondiguy
post Dec 1 2006, 05:01 PM
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Just letting u whores know Nora stopped by last night and left me a little message.... wouldn't we all love to see her back here?
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post Dec 1 2006, 05:13 PM
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I suppose, but it's not like it's a fertilized chicken embryo  :puke:

But people eat lots of messed up stuff.
Honey is bee vomit.
Milk is the food for baby cows.
And don't get me started on hot dogs  :o
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Milk often has trace amounts of puss in it from cows mastitis (even after pasturizing). I stopped drinking it after I had to do a study on it in my last bio disease class. It still makes me gag thinking about it. Aren't you glad I shared?

oh and HI Bondi :kisses:
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bondiguy
post Dec 1 2006, 05:23 PM
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Milk often has trace amounts of puss in it from cows mastitis (even after pasturizing).  I stopped drinking it after I had to do a study on it in my last bio disease class.  It still makes me gag thinking about it.  Aren't you glad I shared?

oh and HI Bondi  :kisses:
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Im going to have a bowl of cereal.... I'll be right back :P

Oh and Hi Wiggles :shuwks:
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post Dec 1 2006, 05:25 PM
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Im going to have a bowl of cereal.... I'll be right back :P

Oh and Hi Wiggles :shuwks:
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YUMMY!!!! :puke:
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bondiguy
post Dec 1 2006, 05:28 PM
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YUMMY!!!!    :puke:
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Well I have eaten Kebab;s made in a caravan (trailer) so I'll eat just about anything :P I am going to pretend I didn't hear your milk knowledge, because I love cereal too much!

by the way, I must say Wiggles, you are looking hotter than ever! Have you been working out?
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