As long as he's able to imagine the one blowing him is the babysitter who is "from the Interent," he's happy.

uhm speaking of stupid posts there is one above in the quote box ^^^^^^ :crazydude:

it's a cross-forum reference. I could see where it'd be difficult for you to get it. Here's a link that will help you.

no thanks not looking to qualify your post for ya :P

:roflmao:

i asked my brother a while back - does it matter to u if your lady has her toenails painted? he said "no, as long as they are up in the air i dont really notice"

men!

by the way, i do the personal grooming first for myself.....then for him. :)

thank you !!!!! :niceones:

hi chasey :2thumbsup:

Well each to their own



or imagine the hair was a little longer so it kinda looked like a woman



:lol:

For me when a girl has a nice grip around your cock whilst giving head it is much sexier when her nails are painted a hot colour like red or pink etc

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I have GOT to get me one of those. send me one, send me one!!!!

That is totally awesome. Well done :thumbup:

pm me your address...I believe I owed you one too

I don't think you really owed me one. I never really one any of the contests. But I'll pretend you did.

I feel bad. I have nothing to send you. well, except this ball of electrical tape I've been kicking around. But then I'd have nothing to do at work. :unsure: :lol:

Well you could send me some US currency, I don't have much of that. I'm partial to fifties and hundreds :drinkup:

I haven't seen one of those in years. I carry a poor man's gangsters roll. Bunch of singles wrapped around a five. Livin' large, yo!

that's pretty impressive.
all I've got is a roll of loonies :(

Did you win those in a curling contest?

no, in a tuque wearing, canadian bacon eating, maple syrup pouring contest.



and it's a curling bonspiel ;)

thats nice , Well done :2thumbsup:

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so what im reading between the lines is ... a little nail polish and lipstick and maybe a wig makes your hand look really attractive for wanking ? well of course I forgot the hair has to be brushed and washed first ... :roflmao:

wow, I actually had to consult dictionary.com for that one. Never heard of bonspiel before. Canadish sure can be confusing :blink:

yeah we have some weird words, borscht, chesterfield, two four, but I still think tuque is a better word than "knit cap", "beanie" or whatever you guys call them.

and for the record, I hate curling :lol:

I'm guessing chesterfield is a cigarette :unsure: One of the slang words for cigarettes around here quite a while ago was to call them fags. don't ask me why.

I like the word tuque. Never used it really, but I've heard it. I usually just say hat for all kinds of things I wear on my head. (uh-oh, that has burn potential written all over it)

And two four??? never heard that. Is that anything like a dick four?

chesterfield is actually a pretty good guess(doesn't cliff in true romance smoke them?), but no, it's another name for couch or sofa. but almost no one under 50 uses it anymore.


such as a dick four? :lol:



a two four is what people call a case of 24 beer(creative I know). In the US I think it's just called a case or a flat of beer, but I've been wrong once or twice before ;)

yeah, he did. That's probably why that was the first thing that popped into my head.

that wasn't so bad. coulda been worse. Now I just need 3d to ask the inevitable question :drama:


I like that. I think I might start using it and try to perpetuate the term out here. People are known to flock to the trends I exhibit. We usually just call it a case for the most part. But around here, nobody really cares about case parties. People are more into keg parties and stuff like that. that's the new fad that's sweeping the nation. wasting food is so last week.

:lol: good work.... now will that look good on my company vehicle?



I just like a lady to look like a lady..... call me crazy!

When did I mention wigs?



Its all but phased out now but cigarettes can be called fags here in Aus.

Never heard of the word tuque, it's a beanie here.

Also never heard two four. We call them cases, cartons, slabs etc

hair =wigs , but I know whatya mean , have a great weekend :cheers:

I have to go and stand over here now

okay have fun !!!!!

My husband and i, Would like to fulfill someones fantasy!!!!!!! :wow: :woohoo:

well you Jeep could fulfill all mine Im sure if the hubby doesnt mind watching ... :2thumbsup: