You are not my son!

Well, I guess now we why they call 'em rapids and not slowpids, eh?

Well picked up.... right down to the scene!

bravo :cheers:

BAM!

bad, bad bondi!

oh, its mostly true. (that I am replying to such an old post?  :lol: well thats cause i am two or four months behind here, and i like doing that anyway)

but isnt the bondage of marriage worth gettin your cock sucked on a regular basis?  i got married just so i COULD suck some dick on a regular basis.  hell, that didnt come out right.

If you were sucking on my cock it'd come out just fine. ;)

thats right cause like i have said before, the best way to shut a bitching woman up is stick a cock in her mouth!

:)

thats right cause like i have said before, the best way to shut a bitching woman up is stick a cock in her mouth!

:)

bad, bad bondi!

oh, its mostly true. (that I am replying to such an old post?  :lol: well thats cause i am two or four months behind here, and i like doing that anyway)

but isnt the bondage of marriage worth gettin your cock sucked on a regular basis?  i got married just so i COULD suck some dick on a regular basis.  hell, that didnt come out right.

Well, bondi, looks like we're rmm buddies.  Want me to zinc your sniffer :blink:

bad, bad bondi!

oh, its mostly true. (that I am replying to such an old post?  :lol: well thats cause i am two or four months behind here, and i like doing that anyway)

but isnt the bondage of marriage worth gettin your cock sucked on a regular basis?  i got married just so i COULD suck some dick on a regular basis.  hell, that didnt come out right.

thats right cause like i have said before, the best way to shut a bitching woman up is stick a cock in her mouth!

:)

thats right cause like i have said before, the best way to shut a bitching woman up is stick a cock in her mouth!

:)

Hello new bumper sticker :thumbup:

thats right cause like i have said before, the best way to shut a bitching woman up is stick a cock in her mouth!

:)

:lol:
Wanna marry me instead? :P
Hello new bumper sticker :thumbup:

The best thing about that bumper sticker would be all the girls who would be bitchin' about it.  Get Gnappy on that project stat!

are u sure you're not a guy pretending to be a hot hot woman?
Send me your addresses and I swear on this phonebook that I will make that bumper sticker.

I know Bondi lives Wallaby Way somewhere

but Bo you are the exception to the rule......my married friends ALL have one thing in common.....no more blowjobs and maybe a fuck evry 2-3 weeks

Now how could I turn down an offer like that???  Bo....start your bitching!  I'll be right over

:2thumbsup:

i never gave a blow job till after i was married.  the cock didnt become a "work of art" to me until i got older. dont know why.  actually, i do know why, but i aint gonna tell ya. 

the older i get the wiser i get......and i came to realize that the world DOES revolve around boobies, but only cause theres a nice firm cock stuck between them holding them up!  now theres a real science lesson!

i dont convert to the bitching stage until i am very very frustrated.  and its not about the normal stuff women bitch about.  its cause i, ah hell, u already know.   just need to see the cock on a regular, consistant basis, thats all.  a man holding out on sex, specially a married man, cause he got his fucking feelings hurt or cause she pissed him off by wanting too much affection, fuck that shit.  

i have said a few times, to u know who.......ok, i will start acting like most women...instead of wanting all this affection and sex, i will just ask for the usual....diamonds, cars, a new house, a maid, dont touch me i have a headache thing......

there, i just bitched.  did it hurt much?

are u sure you're not a guy pretending to be a hot hot woman?
Send me your addresses and I swear on this phonebook that I will make that bumper sticker.

so in a guys mind, a girl liking to suck some dick is what makes her hot?  does that mean i can stop doing my nails and shit like that? 

:lol:

<_<

All I understood of that, bo, was hmphhphmmgdospdhhbnbaopdhpff.  I stuck my cock in your mouth right about the time you got to the word "I"

but...............every time i open my mouth doesnt mean i am fixin to bitch.  maybe i wanna breath thru my mouth for a change. maybe im eatin.  u have to give me at least like 5 seconds to use my mouth for something, before u make the call on whether or not im gonna bitch.

:roflmao:

All I understood of that, bo, was hmphhphmmgdospdhhbnbaopdhpff.  I stuck my cock in your mouth right about the time you got to the word "I"

this is worth a second opinion, mine of course...

u cant just stick your dick in my mouth after all u hear me say is "I".  U assume i was gonna say something bitchy, but maybe i was gonna say...

i have been fuckin your brother for years now.

i left your truck where it stalled, in the middle lane of the freeway.

i smell something burning and i may have left the oven on.

i tried to fix the kitchen sink myself and now there water shooting all over the place.

see, those things youd want to wait a bit on the blow job and tend to the other matter first.  so at least let me get two words out.  cept maybe the "i smell". that one, if u were gonna get blown, youd be like "no u dont"  then stick the cock on in.   :)


:drama:

but...

this is worth a second opinion, mine of course...

u cant just stick your dick in my...

so in a guys mind, a girl liking to suck some dick is what makes her hot?  does that mean i can stop doing my nails and shit like that? 

:lol:

<_<

are u sure you're not a guy pretending to be a hot hot woman?
Send me your addresses and I swear on this phonebook that I will make that bumper sticker.

so in a guys mind, a girl liking to suck some dick is what makes her hot?  does that mean i can stop doing my nails and shit like that? 

:lol:

<_<

Make that sticker and I WILL send you my address :lol:
No, the nails and hair are all necessary extras!

speak for yourself   :blahblah:

you dont like a lady to have nice hair and nails?