I like to use lesbians

My brother told it to me today.... I laughed for hours

Bondi's thought of the day:

Are we a generation that has become de-sensitized to porn?

10 years ago the internet was but a speck on cyberspace and porn was hard to come by unless you had an older sibling who was willing to corrupt the young and innocent.

Fat forward to the present and last week a 10yr old schoolboy had his phone confiscated after teachers saw him showing his mates hardcore porn... on his mobile phone!!!

I remember being 14 and the sight of a boob got me all hot and bothered, but this kid is watching hardcore porn? What is it going to take for that kid to get his rocks off when he is 18, 21, 30? As it is knows I need hardcore porn otherwise it has no effect... this kid is going to be fucked up

Cheers :thumbup:

You make a valid point worthy of discussion. ]


Who the hell are you and what have you done with my friend Bondi?

The one you call Bondi is no longer here!!! :P

Well I am trying to get some activity in my thread but I still know only you and Gnapp will check it out :bang: :P

It is almost 10 years ago to the day that I got the internet for the first time at home.
I was amazed that I could type "tits and ass" into a serach engine (there was no google then) and voila, piles of pics would be delivered right to my monitor. I was 19 at the time though, so I was able to handle it (I jerked off 12 times that day). But kids watching porn on a cell phone??? Why does a kid have cell phone anyway? That's just asking for trouble. They'll end up like John Freak, where porn doesn't even do it for them anymore.


Plus how could you get a good view on such a tiny screen :P

I just put your new sig on my phone. It's the perfect screen saver! :thumbup:

I was about 14-15-ish when I got my first modem (not including the one for my Commordore). It was a 14.4k with a software upgrade making it a 19.2. I had accounts all over the place with different bulletin boards (BBSs). It was like having the Internet before the Internet was so accessible. Most BBSs would only be able to handle one person at a time, but still had a community of people sharing warez and naked pics of chicks. One decent pic would take about 10-15 minutes to d/l. You also had to u/l stuff to earn credits to be able to d/l stuff. Printing out pics on a 24-pin dot matrix printer so I can store jerk-off material in my bedroom is the shit I had to deal with when I was in high school, and now these fuckers are able to put it on their cell phones??? They have no idea how good they have it.

What will be interesting is when the kids now are bitching in 10 years about how they had to deal with putting porn on their phones and the high school kids are jerking off to realistic first-person holograms.

I think I was about 15 when I first discovered the wonders of the internet, coming up on 10 years also.

Do you remember the search engine AltaVista? That engine changed the way I accessed porn :P

Ah well, I had hoped my little comment piece would attract more visitors.. <_<

ok..first off...bondi stop giving porn to the children! gaw...gonna have to start calling you father bondi or something...

second. yeah i remember altavista...just dont remember shit to do with it!

third....whats the big deal about porn anyway? *hah look whos speaking* i mean shit....if people are THAT bad they cant even get any *again...look whos speaking*

we all need to get a machine like in THX1138 that does it for us rofl

altavista is presently my search engine of choice. Used to be lycos, but they got retarded. I will sometimes use google, but I don't like it much.

eh...i just quicklink to google or yahoo when im at school...google has a decent image search..and is all i ever search for anyway usually

You must be one of the few in the world :blink:

Further to the fact nobody reads this thread I am going to post another editorial, this time a little more controversial!

What is the deal with everybodies fascination with Hot_Mom??? I know I have been guilty of admiring her in the past but it was mostly because I didn't want to rock the boat.

I know the lady has an amazing rack but it is purely the work of a skilled surgeon. She is over or pushing 50 and I just don't see the attractiveness???

I know those obsessed with semantics will say that I was a big fan of sussed etc but sussed was so much more than a fake pair of melons. He body was rocking, her face was a thing of beauty and she was wild and cool and sexy in every way.

But whatever, I just wanted to spill my guts :thumbup:

wow...your puttin yourself in a rack there with that one buddy...

but i will totally agree with you on sussed! she was a thing of beauty alright..inside and out

I use google almost solely out of force of habit, but I used to really like metacrawler cuz it searched a bunch of search engines all at once. and going waaaay back, remember hotbot? :blink:



don't worry bondi, nobody will see stuff you type here :P
I think with hot_mom, it's a multitude of things. She does have an amazing rack, albeit a surgically enhanced one. But she knows how to take pictures that accentuate he strong points. She was one of the first people here who took really creative pics instead of the usual "mugshot" tit pictures. More people are creative now but it didn't used to seem that way. Remember the chocolate pudding pic? I loved that one. Plus hot_mom seems pretty cool even though she may be pushing 50. A lot of women are looking and acting like grandmas by that age. I think she's given a lot of girls ideas for pics and dserves some respect for it even if she isn't at the top of the titty heap anymore.



:o I wish I got to see those pics. I didn't think she took hardcore pics.

Sadly i do remember Hotbot

I thought controversy attracted an audience. It worked for the latest series of survivor! haha

I do agree with your thoughts. SHe was the original girl who knew how to take a pic and still does. She accentuates her strengths and hides weakness. I thought I'd just throw it out there for the 2/3 of you to ponder.

More editorials to come...

I was going to do another editorial but I haven't got an opinion... so here is something I wrote once

SURROUNDED

I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.

I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.


I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.

I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.

-bondi

You didn't write that. You probably just stole that from somebody on myspace. HAha..

That's sweet, though. YOu have music for it or is it unaccompanied poetry for now?

A poet, who'd have thunk it? Portland has it's share of poets, the most famous is Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. The house he was born in is now a parking lot for a brewery. Maybe Longfellow has been reincarnated as a boardwhore in Australia.

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He did steal it from a myspace page...his own haha
I think I read it there before, when I used to read people's myspace pages as opposed to now when I just scour it looking for hot teen girls.



mmm...brewery

I think that was the goal they had in mind when starting myspace.

Rupert Murdock didn't make his billions underestimating the horniness of people like you and Gnappy.

Nice poem Bondi... Kinda along the lines of Jim Morrison and William Blake... It seethes with unfullfilled sexual desires... Is this a case of life imitating art?

point taken!



bend over and he'll tell you :roflmao:

Oh, no. Not again. Bondi is so good at tricking these young, impressionable boys. Just ask that josh guy.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

T.S.Eliot

unaccompanied ramblins really



You are correct... on both accounts :thumbup:



It actually has nothing to do with sexual desires. It was written at a time when I felt so different from everyone else in the world except for those I love

So controversial editorials didn't attract a wider audience... it was poetry???

Should I post another?

fuck it... you'll get it like it or not....

SHORT OF EXPECTATION
All I’ll leave is memories,
Images of ennui.
A one point five out of three
Give it life and let it breathe.

The more I try the more I fail
Eyes bloodshot, my skin is pale,
I need a fix so make the sale.
A pinnacle, a height, a snail.

Turn around and look right back
Will you take a look at that?
Somehow I turned more white to black.
No hints, no tricks, no magic act.

-bondi ©

I love the word ennui. saying it just makes you sound like an upper class likeable snob. It's great.

here's where they mention the word in the simpsons...

Frenchman: Come, stranger, join our circle of infamy. Tell us
your story of ennui.
Homer: Well, back on land my name was ... Homer Simpson ...
and I guess it is here, too. I promised my dad one
of my kidneys, but I chickened out on the last
minute and left him on his death bed. [everyone
immediately stops what they were doing, shocked]
Card Guy: Good lord!
Woman: Oh, how could you?
Englishman: I think I'm going to be sick.
Frenchman: I stole this accordion from a blind monkey, but you
... ugh! You disgust even me!