Well I think the only way anything could possibly happen is if it was a swap , dont think my wife would go for it , but a person never knows ,, your probably right Iget the raw end of the trade ,

But if she gets implants and a makeover it wouldnt be all bad ,  you see I married the  homecoming , prom queen , and she was also the head cheerleader at her school ..  and the neighber was just  the girl that  spent her time  getiing drunk and high and getting  c grades  enough to get by  ,  I guess for me Bob  its just the thrill of the game , the tease , the fantasy , the  Whatifs ,  I dont think it would ever happen  sexually but a person never knows ....   Im figuring it will be a drunk time at the haunted house  so who knows what might happen  , with my luck the last few days  I will probably  get kicked in the nuts  and spend the night with ice on my balls  ......  :bang:

ah, don't be so sensative.  I was supporting you by saying that you said your wife was way more of a prize than your neighbor, so it'd be more of a downgrade to be doing a swaparoo.  You'd be the biggest loser in the transaction, so to speak. 

There is a pic floating around her of my little lady... it's just more of a silhouette.  As far as naked pics... I'm happy if I'm just able to get her naked.  Getting the camera in the same room at such a time is going to take a bit of work.

In any case, I think it would be best to get this little neighbor fantasy outta your head.  at the most, I'd say you should just try to get your wife in on it.  Maybe you can get her to make out with the broad or something at the haunted house. 

most importantly... if you do end up hooking up with the neighbor and she does end up getting implants, will you please supply some pics.  some before and lots of after. :thumbup:

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Well, I hope your luck changes and we get to see pics of somebody's boobs or something.  Have fun at the haunted house.  YOu can always cop a feel when pretending to be lost in the dark feeling for a wall or doorway or something.  good luck with that.

well I came across this pic today , this is a  picture of my old book keeper

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

I was wondering the same thing... how do you come across a nude pic of your old book keeper???

Oh and resume? It still sounds so weird to me

well bob  this young lady  and was young , she was like 19 in this pic , was hell bent on climbing the ladder to success and she felt showing off  her boobs would help ,(couldnt hurt ) anyway   one day she was flashing so I told her here let me  take some pics  , and she undressed  , the close up  , she was simulating riding me ,
one day I walked in the office and she was sitting here  in a purple thong  and bra set  , she thought it was just to sexy to cover up !!! I have to agree . 

needless to say  that the end came  when the wife came home one day  and the young lady was sitting at her  desk in  spandex shorts and  a very revealing tank top , the wife asked me to fire her that night , but we remained friends  and as a matter of fact the wife  was  a bridesmaids at her wedding  ...  :cheers:

ah, don't be so sensative.  I was supporting you by saying that you said your wife was way more of a prize than your neighbor, so it'd be more of a downgrade to be doing a swaparoo.  You'd be the biggest loser in the transaction, so to speak. 

There is a pic floating around her of my little lady... it's just more of a silhouette.  As far as naked pics... I'm happy if I'm just able to get her naked.  Getting the camera in the same room at such a time is going to take a bit of work.

In any case, I think it would be best to get this little neighbor fantasy outta your head.  at the most, I'd say you should just try to get your wife in on it.  Maybe you can get her to make out with the broad or something at the haunted house. 

most importantly... if you do end up hooking up with the neighbor and she does end up getting implants, will you please supply some pics.  some before and lots of after. :thumbup:

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Somehow you manage to get yourself wrapped up in the most pleasant of strange situations.

Gnappy  I think I ve said it before I have always go along better with women then I do with men , I just become good friends with them  , I was always easy to talk to , so I was like great friends , and usually ended up being friends with benefits ,, then once I took over the family farm and other business's they liked that i had nice things and could take them out to eat and party and such , So I guess Im just lucky  :2thumbsup:

where can I get me one of these family farms you speak of?

And more importantly, do they come with a baby-sitter, or do you have to get your own?

preferably with big tits

and bob, don't you already have the family auto something or other store?

well, yeah, but I sure as hell don't^^^^^? :huh: a baby-sitter around here anywhere.

haha.  Great ep.  I love the part at the end where they're like. Can we at least keep her till the orgy?
And homer's like, what do you say, Marge?

instead of just a big loser  :P

if all that shit happened to me, I'd be waiting for the crew of Playboy TVs Totally Busted to come charging out to let me in on the joke.  :lol:

Haha I can see it now:

DDD35: "So this concludes the interview"
Random female: "So did I get the job?"
DDD35: "Eh, I'll have to call you back."
Random female: "Oh btw, here's a pic of my tits, sorry they all couldn't fit on the picture.  Price you pay for being well endowed :("
DDD35: "Welcome to DDD's farm, first task is for me to.......*serious look* plow your field."
*cue cheesey '70s porn music*

Now on DVD "Book Keepers Gone Wild!"

:lol: you have watched too much bad porno my friend :thumbup:

where can I get me one of these family farms you speak of?

And more importantly, do they come with a baby-sitter, or do you have to get your own?

well, yeah, but I sure as hell don't a baby-sitter around here anywhere.

Haha I can see it now:

DDD35: "So this concludes the interview"
Random female: "So did I get the job?"
DDD35: "Eh, I'll have to call you back."
Random female: "Oh btw, here's a pic of my tits, sorry they all couldn't fit on the picture.  Price you pay for being well endowed :("
DDD35: "Welcome to DDD's farm, first task is for me to.......*serious look* plow your field."
*cue cheesey '70s porn music*

Now on DVD "Book Keepers Gone Wild!"

Bad? Porno? no I dont get it

oh yeah   I have  2 new canidates for baby sitter  now that mine went to college ,  and guess what  1 has big boobs  one just has a great ass   , lol   i guess its the fact that we pay  7.50  and meals   and they watch  them here at our house that attracts the baby sitters , you see we have a large pool and hot tub  , so they enjoy that .. and I enjoy the View ...  :2thumbsup:

It's a very fine line, but I discovered it does exist. Back when we were 18, some buddies and I rented some porn, for the novelty of it, and because net porn wasn't nearly as good back then. Anyway, we decided to rent the 6 hours of porn on one tape, cuz it was 6 HOURS, not the crappy 90 minute stuff with hot porn stars.
As it turned out it was bad porn.
$7.50 and meals? Where do I apply? But I get 3 popsicles out of the freezer too, right? And if I don't get the job, can I at least "supervize" the new sitter?

It's a very fine line, but I discovered it does exist. Back when we were 18, some buddies and I rented some porn, for the novelty of it, and because net porn wasn't nearly as good back then. Anyway, we decided to rent the 6 hours of porn on one tape, cuz it was 6 HOURS, not the crappy 90 minute stuff with hot porn stars.
As it turned out it was bad porn.

Bad? Porno? no I dont get it

What Gnappy said...

Typical guy, always going for quantity over quality :lol:

isnt that the male way ?

Yes sir :thumbup: