of course. and the delusional part, too, don't forget.

have a great weekend.

it's not light beer or anything



I was referring to the message board...ahh nevermind

Oh, no, I get it. It's very clever. how is that working out for you?

That totally reminded of 40 year old virgin " I respect women. I respect women so much I completely stay away from them" lol God that's a funny movie. Now go fuck a goat.

Nice work

Now a question of ettiquette, as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch

done and done...and I mean DONE!

if I have to hear one more time about your goat-fucking escapades, I swear I'm going to throw up... and by throw up i mean beg for pictures... I mean, um, you're a sicko pervert.

I love that part. I laughed my ass off when he said that cuz I've often had that same conversation in my head myself.

And then you try and do the side thing where you dont give them ass or crotch but the aisles/leg room is just not big enough!

btw I am sporting the worlds greatest hangover this morning.... damn alcohol

i totally almost thought you were about to say you were sporting the worlds greatest woody....

now im disappointed

I call those times Mornings

Well people, just to let you know, as many of you are heading toward winter that Spring has well and truly arrived here in Sydney, in fact it is a taste of Summer only 3 weeks into spring!

Today it was 30C (86F) and it'll be like that all the way into next week... I love Summer

We are in the midst of fall. And to be honest, I love fall. The only problem is that it is followed by the brutally cold winter. I snowmobile and drink lots to help cope though.

Ahhh alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

WTF, you start posting but your name isn't listed. Being invisible is fine for the womens shower, but here at RMM, we frown on the sneak attack. Be like Bob, expose yourself when you post.

Be careful what you wish for

I am visible, you just can't see me from all the way over there!

ok Homer, thanks for the insight

Well Spotted FF

for the record, I expose myself at every opportunity :trenchcoatsmiley:

I heard you were going to retire but decided to stick it out for another year.

yeah but when he is visible all the chicks leave....that goes for the message board and the women's shower.

there was this one time I went to see my psychologist and I was wearing nothing but plastic wrap. As soon as I walked in the psychologist told me, "I can clearly see your nuts." that woman is a genius

And she has excellent eyesight.

I've heard that one before but I still had to laugh my ass off as I didn't see it coming.

Understandable. I can come pretty fast.

wait a minute. What did I just say??

you just sunk the ship and took me down with you.

Haha!! sorry 'bout that.

You comment did remind me of a classic line, though

"Hey, women and seamen don't mix!" said by none other than Waylan Smithers. If my memory serves me correctly, it is from a treehouse ep where marge is about to board a ship or something like that... and smithers is the first mate...at least I think that's the case.

correct, it's the one with Homer as King Kong.

Yes. that's it. I love how he just eats people and can't help himself. I love when he eats marge's mother at the end... and then after she realizes it... she doesn't even care. I don't usually like the treehouse eps, but that one had some good ones. I just referred to another treehouse story from the same ep in another thread somewhere.

yeah i saw that other thread

but I was wondering where that one came from. I knew where the other one came from with Kent in the straigh jacket.