Shot on 35mm film, not cheap video tape.

There was an actual story with an actual plot.

The actresses looked like people you might actually see in real life, and not some teenage runaway who got picked up at the bus station.

People looked like they enjoyed themselves when "getting busy", not bent into a pretzel and practically tossed out of a moving car when the scene was over.

There was actual cunnilingus in the scene.

NOT shot completely in first-person style, by a washed-up, greasy troll like Ed Powers.

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I am not into hardcore porn to me it is just repitive close up of BJ or Intercourse.

I like a plot and real looking woman and men as well. :thumbup:

Diane, you completely missed the golden age of adult films. They used to have an actual budget, with multiple cameras, etc. The sex sometimes was almost incidental, but always there.

Classic Films:

1. Private Teacher - with Kay Parker, Honey Wilder, and Tom Byron. This one is every guy's fantasy.

2. Surrender in Paradise - with Ginger Lynn, Jerry Butler. Filmed in Hawaii, I think.

3. Felicia - my wife's favorite - with Rebecca Brooke. Actually filmed on a villa in France.

4. Aunt Peg's Fulfilment - with Juliet Anderson.

Man I guess I did I dont even watch porn cause I think it sucks and it does nothing for me.

WAtch more the educational stuff like Real Sex on HBO.

Personally I am not a fan of the storyline type Porn. I mean if i wanted to watch a bad film with bad actors and a shit script I'd go and see "crossroads" BAM!

All that unneccesary plot takes precious minutes away from hardcore action!

BAM indeed hahaha.

Yeah, I don't think I've ever watched a porn from beginning to end, at least not witout a lot of fast forwarding.

But saying ALL porn now is trashy and that it was SO much better back in the day is a generalization. There is a wide spectrum of quality and style from both eras. Yeah some porn today is shot on a cheap videocamera from the first person, but some is obvioulsy a lot higher budget.

I was watching Eternity which is supposed to be set in days of yore. It looks silly seeing pornstars with tattoos and piercings nailing each other wearing condoms even thought it supposed to be set in the 1800's but you could see they doled out some serious coin for sets/costumes and even some semblance of a script etc. But to me that's all superfluous.

Yeah most companies don't use film anymore, but minidv tapes give better than dvd quality and if I'm watching it on my tv, film really makes no difference. Bottom line is, there is something for everyone. If you like real looking people having sex, try the Better Sex tapes or their clones, they are probably more female friendly. On the other hand if you like to see some quality hardcore action of girls from girls who at least look like they're enjoying it, check out Flower's Cum Shower #2 (That girl can squirt a mile!)
There is so much porn out there today, you can always find something that suits your "needs".

That is all.

Well I still get more turned on watching a movie with sex scenes and a plot than just porn. Sure I am one of the few.

I get most turned making the movies, plot or no plot

Girls like watching story line and love making

Guys like watching hardcore action and a money shot to finish!

:thumbup: Very insightful. :P


Personally, I like to laugh at the poor acting and then :whatever: during the hot action. And there is no better porn than skinamax. :2thumbsup:









And just to slam that door shut, sarcasm is a wonderful tool.

Bondi, I never did get to see what passes for porn in Australia -- ironically. My perception, from my limited experience there, is that you guys don't have NEARLY as much of it sitting around in newsstands, book stores, and video stores as in the U.S. However, I think the sheer volume of stuff in the U.S. is a little much. And it is all short clips.

Moreover, a production mentality has set in where most of the women are "barely legal" and look almost bewildered at how they got on the set in the first place. I don't enjoy that, because I'd like to think that the person is an educated and enthusiastic participant. Combine that with Max Hardcore-style clips, where the woman seems to be some kind of high-school experiment rather than a sex partner, and it becomes a turn-off for me.

A more extreme example is what I have seen of Japanese porn. Virtually every clip I've seen, the woman seems to be uncomfortable and almost there against her will.

That might be true. Girls need to feel they could be the women in the movie... and It's not so easy when the heroine of the story looks like she's all plastic, is wearing a blonde wig and wants desperately to get smothered with jizz. :P

Sometimes that might work too, tho... :drama:

But back to the topic, old porn movies have that little something the newest productions don't. (Besides the pubic hair)

Russ Meyer rocks!! :letsfuck:

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I haven't been able to get thru a whole Russ Meyer movie and storylines are good sometimes. I know it's really weird but I like it when they are set in the past when the women almost didn't have a choice if their Lord/Landlord/Captain decided to have sex with them but I like being dominated. Not the tie me up and whip me but the holding me down and letting me know I'm not going anywhere. I tend to like Valentine videos and .....I can't remember the other one right now. :kisses:

For those unfamiliar with Russ Meyer, he produced and directed films starring women with HUGE boobs. Some of the actresses were Uschi Digard, Kitten Natividad, Tura Satana, and Cynthia Meyer. Most of the time, the women were almost like naked superheroines. However, the films were not actual X-rated films (by today's standards). Mainly, T&A drive-in-type films.

thats why i like this board so much...i think it's sexy to see a raw photo or video...no touch ups...just the sexy nude body. :2thumbsup:

Due to laws and guidelines "adult bookstores" are well hidden. They usualy have signage that only comes out at night and are confined to certain places in the city. Most of the porn we get comes straight from the States.

There is a place here called Fyshwik and it is in the A.C.T It is our national porn capital! Google it and see

I dont like Max hardcore style either



Girls DONT want to be smothered in Jizz??? :blink: :P

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here here! funny (to me anyway), i was just thinking bout this subject like at 2am last night! then the gods dump this old thread in my lap.

i could never stay interested in plotporn cause all i really need is about 55 good seconds of "what i need to see right then" and im done and back to whatever it was i was doing when i got horny. get it? its like in the real world (not the porn world) when a man wants to just shoot some cum and get back to work....he doesnt want a huge plot and storyline from a woman, he just needs the hoohah, or the...well u know....whatever suits his needs right then, and puttin up with a storyline right then defeats the whole purpose! heck, thats how we all got married, isnt it? just wanted some dick or some hoohah and the sorry bastard came with a storyline!!!!!! or in my case, i usually have to endure like 3 episodes of mr rogers neighborhood before i get to see some dick action!!

(bondi...if u dont have the opportunity to see Mr Rogers Neighborhood on your tv, being that u are way down there....its a kids "educational" program that has been around for like 40 years. mr rogers made me wanna take a sling shot to the tv, or run over small cats with my bike, or put my little brothers underwear on the dog.)

well they probably are!!! remember the tiny shoe ordeal they had to endure for hundreds of years! :blink:


(i KNOW u know what im talking about) :)

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just swap the captain for captainette and we're good to go natalie!

no. <_<

i like a storyline when i know in advance what it already is and im only watching it cause i forced mr bo to watch it with me cause i thought there was something in that storyline he needed to learn and get thru his thick skull!

i watch porn cause i wanna cum and i wanna cum very soon

but sometimes i just wanna see if theres anything new i still can learn, u know, like the two majors i learned AFTER i was 38 years old.

yes, we do. she just wanted to see who'd wonder about it, and of course, you were there at the plate first!

what the hell was i doing in march when this thread was actually live? i cant remember! and when i try to remember, it hurts...i get this throbbing pain and a voice cums to my head and says...."JUST GO TAKE A BATH! YOURE NOT TALKING WITH ANYONE HERE RIGHT NOW ANYWAY! YOURE ONLY ON CAUSE U DIDNT GET ANY DICK LAST NIGHT SO YOURE PISSED AND FRUSTRATED!"

wow, boanna is really into this topic. That or she's on her 3rd pot of coffee :P

So boa, what kind of porn specifically wets your whistle??
Be specific! :drama:

well the thing is....my whistle's already wet long before i watch the porn! watchin porn is just a rebellious act cause of having to endure such a strict upbringing! I'll never forget mom's "sex" talk....we were in the jeep grand cherokee, she was drinking a dr pepper. she said "a man's thingee is disgusting
with veins and hair and the only thing you'll ever want to do with it is to have children." SCARED THE FUCKIN SHIT OUT OF ME! mostly cause i thought how much she must really hate dad! she told me a lot of bullshit. cause i know the penis itself doesnt have hair on it, just around it! :nahnah:

maybe if she had thought of it as a pleasuremaker with a corona at the top, instead of a thingee, she wouldnt be the frustrated old lady she is now. whatever.

(i know, not the answer u were lookin for! ok, to answer u...usually more than two people, one woman and lots of cocks is always good....everyones having a blast, and the moaning is lifelike, not superficial and overdramatic. shes takin it how she wants to, hard someplace, but gently being teased with another cock somewhere else on her body.)

can i take a bath now?

I have no idea who Mr Rogers is but it seems I dont wanna know!

With porn if there isn't some action for a 15 second time frame you start to say to yourself, "Why have I got such a grip on my cock?"






Boanna... the answer to the above points you make is that you are not the average woman!

I remember a mate of mine gave me this DVD a few years back and is like, "this is the coolest porn ever, you gotta watch it" etc. SO a few days later I put it on and it is this fantasy genre of porn, full of plot lines etc and I was like... "WTF???"

I'm sure you'd be asking the same thing while watching Mr. Rogers :nahnah:

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Is Mr Rogers the hairy one? :P

No, that's Mrs. Rogers

hahaha, post of the day!