the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races

I was going to say it looks like the Walk The Line poster too!

Bob in all seriousness for one moment, even through the silhoutte it looks like your new bride is beautiful... well done brother!



spotted!

I'll see that Quimby boy hang for this

Thanks, brother! She jumps the fences on cute, sex, and beautiful depending on the day/mood. Other days she's just running and jumping over fences to get away from me.

There's a good one of us in our limo bus that we took after the wedding. I'll PM that to you when I get unlazy enough to shrink it down.

Congrats Bobaloo on gettin hitched!

You must be a stallion, if you have to wait for "it" to shrink down.....Keep it Up! Look'n forward to pics. She looks gorgeous...and so do u from the Silhouette pics!

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Sweet as dude... I'll shae my pics when i take the plunge!

As this is about as serious as you may see me here, again, well done brother

What a fantastic and original pic, your wife looks beautiful and you very handsome ( of which I had no doubts of course!)
Many congratulations on your wedding

Totally missed this post. Thanks Janey!! Always a pleasure to have to grace my thread.

Okay. So if you don't know, I work in the auto repair business. A lot of times I'll get calls from customers who have problems with their vehicles and they're not sure if it's something we'll be able to fix. These could be things like a cracked windshield, tires, headlights, sunroof problems, radio problems, windows that won't roll up, and stuff like that. Just so you know, we can do it all related to you car or truck.

Anyway... I just got a call from some guy named ed. here's how it went after I answered

Ed: Hi. My name is Ed. I got your number from a friend of mine. I'm having a problem.

Bobaloo: Well, what's your problem, Ed, and I'll see what we can do to take care of it?

Ed: I'm having a hard time getting my backdoor to open up.

Bobaloo: (uncontrolled laughter). We can take care of that for you. In fact, there's a guy who had the same problem not too long ago but a little Jork took care of it... maybe that can work it out good for ya.

(I said it so fast, he had no idea what I said, but I thougth it was hilarious. )

Ed: Well, when can I make an appointment?

and then it was a normal conversation from there

Now you may not think that was very funny, but it doesn't take much to amuse me when I'm having a day like I am today. It's getting a little rough around here... it's fun for me to bring a little RMM to my real life.

The guy's problem was funny enough, but the jork comment was icing on the cake. Hey jork is from Chicago too, he's probably more well known around there for opening up backdoors than you might think

i have to admit, if that actually happened, it's fucking hysterical

You're right. Just checked the yellow pages. Right there under backdoor specialists is Jork's ad. He's also got an ad under escort services.

You know, if you're really that good at opening up backdoors, Jork, you might be able to come up with your own line of spray lube.

wait, you mean that's NOT what wd-40 is for? damn... all these years...

Here's a bit-o-trivia. WD-40 stands for water displacement, 40th attempt.

Perhaps we'll see a Jork brand SD-69 one day.

what a savage


bearing grease works better

Now that would have been funny... and what makes it funny is that no motherfucker has any idea what you are talking about

That's the beauty! But I knew you guys would appreciate it.

Backdoor Update...

So Ed called back this morning. I didn't talk too much, he just kept me laughing all on his own. Here's the gist of what he said... (one more thing... he sounds like an older guy, at least 60 or so, so he's real polite and a little slow)

Ed: Hi, this is Ed, you were going to look at my backdoor this morning.

Bobaloo: Hey, Ed, what's going on, do you need directions?

Ed: Well, I tried the backdoor one more time this morning and I got it to open up.

Bobaloo: So the Jork worked? (really fast)

Ed: what was that?

Bobaloo: So you got it to work?

Ed: Yeah, I sure did. I couldn't open it at all for the past few days, but I tried from the inside and I got it to open up and now I can open it from the outside and the inside. I think maybe it was just sticking a little. I'm going to get some kind of spray lube for it and lube it up real good inside and outside. think that will take care of it?

Bobaloo: Well, it's hard to know without looking at it, but I'll cross my fingers for ya. i would get some Jork's SD-69, but it's hard to find. If you can't find that, get some WD-40 or some other penetrating oil (that's really what good spray lube is called... it's just funny that it's called penetrating oil). You might also want to get some white litheum grease and spray the linkage real good. If you need help or you still need me to take a look at it or if the problem returns, give me a call and we can take a look at it.

and it went on from there. He's a really nice guy

Now I did paraphrase a bit cuz I didn't memorize the whole thing. but when he called I took notes of all the funny stuff that he said. He mainly dominated the conversation this time and I left out the things that weren't funny from his rambling on. So what you see above is the good stuff, not the entire conversation. In any case, I thought it was funny and it made me laugh. Thought I'd pass it on to you.

hahaha... now THAT is funny

[In Johnny Carson voice]: I did not know that.
which is surprising cuz I usually know useless shit like that.
But now I can amaze all my friends with some more trivia. I know many are intimidated by my wit cuz people are always trying to avoid talking to me at parties.



hahaha



That alone is priceless!

Thanks for doing the comedy for our benefit!



How on earth did you keep a straight face??? Im laughing my arse off



Yeah... that's the reason

haha. i missed that part in Gnappy's post. Very funny. Thanks for pointing it out.

The straight face was difficult. I laughed a bit actually, but it didn't matter cuz he couldn't understand me very well anyway.

I was kaughing my arse off just reading it... I can only imagine having a 60yr old say it over then phone

That's why it was able to take off the way it did. Cuz I knew he wouldn't get half of what I was saying. I literally had a hard time catching my breath after hanging up the phone because I begain laughing so hard. I'm laughing out loud right now just thinking about it all. I wish I had a way to record the phone call. I do have the notes I took while I was talking to him. I should take a pic of the page just to show you the squiggles from when i was laughing and trying to write at the same time.

it's like laughing and pissing... you cant do both at the same time

Yeah, I know what you mean. But only because dropping my pants elicits lots of laughter.

from onlooking females?

yeah, right. Like I could get a female to look at me with my pants off. They usually start running before I can say, Hi, my name i...

I was talking about the ones you have tied up

oh, you know about those

well, I guess now you know where natalie has been

Tied up in your bathroom experiencing a unique mixture of horror and humour?