if there are any girls that like sex but no relationship where are thay i am looking to try this but all the girls that like me want a relationship plz reply girls. help me out here lol ^^

I'm a dude, but a post whore so I'll reply anyway.
go to the bar and find the drunkest girl at last call. she'll probably have sex with you and won't even remember your name in the morning.
That is all®

Occassionally.

thas horrible advice! (it probably will work) but shame on you gnapp haha

well it's better than bondi's technique of slipping rufies in their drink :P

thats where you're wrong, even drunk girls can say no (occasionally) my plan is fail safe! :ph34r:

I believe it's referred to as "the world's oldest profession" and should cost you between $100 & $1000 depending on your taste.



*no I am NOT posting from experience :nahnah: *

*cough* bullshit *cough*

nah bondi, i believe... even hookers have SOME standards :haha:

$100?!?! c'mon...







I'm sure you've paid way less than that.






:roflmao:

Im guessing he shops for whore the same way he shops for clothes at the discount shops, and resale shops .... Hookers for LEss :drinkup:

I agree, but sit back and think.... Do u think Pay has ever paid for sex? Only one answer comes to mind! :lol:

Now be fair Gnappy, you are applying Canadian standards! What do you charge? :whipya:

btw, the advice works great - it's worked with me several times! :rolleyes:

Actually, it's been so long since he's had sex, he's forgotten who pays.

If he pours alcohol on his hand trying to get it drunk before he wanks it does that count as a date that costs ????

Pay doesnt stoop that low! He justs sits on his left hand until its numb and then starts going for a lamb shank... feels like another person! :P

I charge $8.00 for the night and 3 popsicles out of the freezer.

2 popsicles, but you can have this old birdcage

Still got it! B)

Lamb shank??.. what an odd refernece :lol:

Yea the hooker angle is the only way your gonna get laid without the boyfriend/girlfriend bulldog coming to pee on yer leg.

Also the last call skag hunt. If yer lookin for a wet willie with no phone calls later I guess the drunkest chicks alone in a bar at 2 AM is a way to go. Of course your talking quantity not Quality there :lol:

Preachers daughters are another untapped don't tell resource :D They aint gonna tell their daddy's they have been bad and being a preachers daughter who has been religiously repressed from sex, getting laid is foremost on her mind :D

The thing is it also depends on your age.... if you are in your late teens early twenties, The girls you like who you say like you and say they wanna relationship are prolly trying not to come off as the " I wanna fuck something but appear to be a 'nice" girl" type.

But theres something to be said about a nice relationship as well. Try it out. You might like it. Fucking isnt the be all end all. Enjoyable comfort time spent together with a girl who will scratch your back just cause you ask is pretty cool too :D

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It is cockney slang... Sweetnsexy and other English ladies will know it rhymes with wank

bondi talking about masturbating and farm animal parts didn't seem so hard for me to believe so I didn't even give it a second glance :lol:



oooh never thought of that one!

The preacher's daughter angle is so true!!! Ah, good ol' allison was always good for a game of truth, dare, or mega-dare; nervous; strip go-fish; and interior decorator.

truth, dare or mega-dare :roflmao:

never did a preachers daughter , dated a judges daughter for a while , till I had to go in front of him in his court for public indecency .... and what is mega dare ????

I mega-dare you to click this link.

Now that's funny. I know you better than not to look before I leap.

well u CAN say u have looked at some boobies that belong to a preachers daughter. bo's a preachers daughter.
:o

well you do have the rack of an angel :wub: