allme"honey"baby...
From what we see in your dedicated thread, you are on everyone's "A" list!!!

I was extremely horny tonight and couldn't wait for my man to get home, so I masterbated while looking at this picture. There's just something about it that REALLY made me wet.

well guess cant blame ya there :2thumbsup:

Clean up in aisle 5 please :23:




:gunsfiring:

I think we'll need to add to the FAQ thread re cock posting.... I have a garden hose that long! :P

aahh bondi....
simma down, simma down! what's he gonna do with a garden hose anyway, choke me? give me some girth...thats where its at!

the answer is, whatever you want!

DITTO boanna! But you have to admit, one's like that ARE fun to look at!

I took the pic down.. but I wouldnt worry ladies he was probably gay..... :lol:

Well I went back to the very start of this thread, and was starting to get very distressed that I did not get a mention.....then I realised that, due to appalling keyboard skills of you guys, my name keeps coming up as variations, like jlynn, summoner, juicy....easy enough mistakes to make, but please guys, pay attention to your spelling! :P

More importantly, if any of you guys find that the pics from us gels are NOT giving you a stiffy (not worried whether you then beat it into submission, but at least one of us should be raising some attention below the belt!), then there are councellors among you who are able to empathise with the feelings of confusion you are suffering, and to help you seek appropriate treatment. Isn't that right Bondi?

:lol:

Of course your name should be there. Perhaps it's because you're there automatically - the mere appearance of your name on screen results in a forest of woodies going up (with the resultant lack of oxygen to the brain, hence the lack of mention)

:bonerfied:

Absolutely! :ph34r:

Sweet many pics here wake Bondi Juniour from his sleep but I have never had a bat over the pics here... I need Hardcore Porn to get off...

I am happy and content to learn that just looking at my bits still gets a few privates standing to attention! :bonerfied:

Any extra appreciation is icing on the cake!! :04: :24: :banana2:

(sorry for the metaphor!!) :P

I think that's a hint SnS :letsfuck:

:drama:

Look, I'm a girlie...what constitutes hard core porn? Give me some pointers here boys!

oh you opened the door now , but im afraid some of these guys hard core porn will be talking about marge and homer simpson having sex .... YUCK

from wikipedia:
"While both softcore and hardcore feature extensive nudity and sexual situations with the intention of arousing the viewer, the key difference between softcore and hardcore is that softcore does not include the following elements: shots of an erect penis, shots of actual penetration (vaginal, anal and/or oral), touching or licking of breasts, and shots of ejaculation (often over the subject, usually a woman). Generally (although not always), sexual acts in softcore are simulated, while the appeal of hardcore is that the acts themselves are obviously real (although the emotions of the performers may be simulated)."

in other words doll , we want to see some action , maybe some vibe play , or some actual penetration pics , or some oral play , or for bondi and few maybe you going down on homer and bart simpson ....

Oops!! I think this means that I am officially a hard porn star!!! :blink:

I do believe that some of my pics posted on these threads have ticked a number of the requirements :suckadick: :fucker: :bj: :04: :24:

- so Bondi - prepared to cum clean?? :tosser: ?? (Tissues will be provided! :P )

:thumbup:



Please see Gnappys definition! I need to see penetration and cum shots! Preferably in video format!



No tissues needed, maybe just your breasts, or face?
:04:

:cheers:

And then for cleanup, saxman will be around to lick your come off her tits.

Is that considered gay or just fuckin weird?

:blink: Is that good?


But, I do have good news for you guys...

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/problems/problempage5.html

(Obviously a little research being carried out by Bondi!!) :roflmao:

I'm gonna live to be at least 200!

:drinkup: :tosser: :woohoo:

(only 10 more posts to go!!)

bondi! you are a very naughty boy! :whipya:

:roflmao: Bash the bishop. that's funny

Old school reference... Killer :thumbup:



250 here



Alas I am.... please continue to spank me until I learn my lesson... and then perhaps I can spank you? Just for shits and giggles :P