hey I have moned up I found the garden at the old age homes to be a bit easier

EDIT
as of late last friday night/saturday morning.....
it is now 5

yes folks, i succumbed to my dissatisfaction with my boyfriend and slept with another......
maybe ill put those details in the sexual encounter thread............ :ph34r:

you are naughty - how did it feel like?

where did you fuck him?

:o BB gave you AF!!!????

Quoting AF

"DETAILS!!!!! Why must we always have to ask for details!!!!"

:o



not that I know of :blink:

:cheers: no shit, spill it ya slut :drama:

AHHHH I WISH!!!!! :bang:



hahahahah, thanks Ass!!! lol
like i said, perhaps in the sexual encounters thread. we shall see.......... :kisses:

I heard the reason Closeup keeps changing the numbers at the end of his name is his way of keeping tally on how many sexual encounters his had in his life.... :lol:

Strive for those double digits brotha :thumbup:

Let's see... I'm 24 and a bit, and I've had sex with:

Opal
Tara
Lucy
Joanne
Emily
Helen
Angel
Ohara
Johanna
Current GF, who shall remain a nonny mouse :)


In that order (more or less).

sounds like 2 or 3 of them were either strippers or hookers... in that case, should they even count??? oh wait, if not, i think bondi would still be considered a virgin...
oh well! :rolleyes:

1 (one)

4

:o
OUCH!

hookers need lovin too

LOL! way to not defend bondi, but go straight to defending the hookers!!! lol


were you paid for your first sexual encounter gnappy? lol jk :kisses:

that depends, are we talking about gay or straight sex? :o

hahahaha oh no! :blink:

I figure a grand total, all human women-folk minds you, would be in the area of six or seven. That's counting the threesomes and fuck buddies, I rightfully figure. :2thumbsup:
It's also been a really fucking long time since I've posted here too. Quite unsure if I'll be welcomed back. :unsure:

Believe it or not I've only had one sexual partner my whole life! Yep, I've been doing the same chick sence high school. (I'm 21 now) That seems strange because I'm a member of all these boob sites. I'm just glad she doesn't care!

Damn right!

And they aren't hookers... they are female adult escorts! :P

and you don't pay them for sex. you reimburse them for their good company.

So how many numbers on cards you were given when walking the strip in vegas did you call :P

sheeeeeit, I collected em!
I got probably at least 60 different cards and lots of doubles.

Funny story, we were drinking those giant margaritas from Fat Tuesdays that they make with 151 rum and we opted for the extra shots of rum. Anyway we were really pissed and we were walking down the Strip collecting cards that they so freely hand out. Anyway this one dude had a stack of cards but he wasn't handing em out as he was talking to his friends, taking a break or whatever and my wife walks up and grabs a bunch of cards right out of his hands. He was like, "Holy shit, that's a first!" It's usually the other way around.

I didn't call any numbers cuz I read the "truth" about it in the Maxim I was reading on the plane.
That is all®

enlighten me with the "truth".

Yes enlighten us all :drama:

well they girls on the cards are advertised as $39 special.
well they aren't strippers, they're hookers, they don't look like the girls on the cards, they want $1500 and if you want a more economical option they will send one from the bottom of the barrel collection.

Are you sure you didn't find out the hard way and that's how you really lost your money? But come on now, ugly just means get a blowjob with yuo standing up so you don't have to look at her. :nahnah:

A blowjob is a blowjob......right :P

you think just like a guy. :P

Ahh i see you know what I am talking about? :lol:

What Tequila did they use in their Margaritas??? I love a good Margarita

Ahh i see you know what I am talking about? :lol:

What Tequila did they use in their Margaritas??? I love a good Margarita