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I have thought of many subjects that would be fun threads...but my reasonable half always surfaced and thankfully stopped me from going ahead with them...thus saving me from the just do insults, and saving you from sighing and slamming your head on the keyboard. :thumbup:

Today is not one of those reasonable days. So here goes. :blink:


Before you were arrested, what did you say or do that, in the long run, did not help in your favor?


And I know I am not the only person here in this sick place who has experienced just how hard and cold those cots are, and how nasty the plastic wrapped breakfast at 4:30am is. :vomit-smiley-020:


So work with me here people...humor me! :haha:

Start off with my stupidity: (in a nutshell)

"oh!" i said outloud to myself, "now what the sam hill do THEY want! I just won't stop, then they will go away and leave me alone."

boy, that was one long year! and it was election time and I didn't get to vote!




(And if by chance this thread is stopped in its tracks...let me down easy. I am a girl, remember!)

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what were you in for?

was it not obvious? was i THAT stupid?

picture it gnappy...lights, sirens, uuumm, lady, pull over.....and i just didnt. didnt want to. thought if i didnt, they would just go find something else to do. NOT! at that point it became "unlawful flight from a law enforcement agent."


and boobies do not help....trust me!

are you 100% sure boobies don't help.......... shit...

Damn, a completely new thread...Fortunately, by the skin of my teeth, I have missed the crowbar hotel experience...but if you ever need company on one of those cold hard cots...call me.(IMG:http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-11658-1150391055.gif) :eatme:

well they didnt help me, but they seemed to have really made the whole booking thing take a very long time!

They helped her get caught...They wanted to strip search her. :blink: :lol:

where the heck did u get the little smilies in bed!

i take my posting lessons from Diane, The Little Red Hen, and the great Gnappster!


I also store them in this thread. :lol:

damn that sucks. I once tried to outrun the cops, and I ALMOST lost them, however almost doesn't quite cut it. I somehow got away with a speeding ticket and I didn't even have to blow any of the cops.
That is all®

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well, i didnt try to outrun them. just drove on normally, just decided that i wasnt gonna stop. i stopped for red lights and stop signs...they did also...right behind me.

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I somehow got away with a speeding ticket and I didn't even have to blow any of the cops.... but you wanted to?

hmm and there were witnesses to prove as to why you got off......

have to say her madge(* yep the queen got me out of mine)

not funny.

ok, it is.

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Bo you are such a fucking card!

I got stopped for suspected drunking driving when I was 19 , just because I had 5 full kegs of beer in the back of my truck , that wasnt a good sign , So i had my very large breasted girl friend remove her bra and thru a beer on her t shirt so she had on a wet t shirt , well it might have worked but when he smelled the beer in the front of the truck that i had thrown on her it was all over , but all I got was a warning and she got felt up a whole lot .... :bang:

well i did not get any jail time but i did get a hefty fine for urinating in public. not really sure what actually came out of my mouth since i was drunk off my ass. oh did i mention it was on my wedding night. thankfully i did not get arrested for drunk in public also since i could barely stand.

yep im a dumass.

So I'm assuming you just blew them out of the kindness in your heart. You're such a nice guy

Glad I wasnt a cop and pulled you over... Id try to get you to trade out my ticket for .... other things :letsfuck:

I have had to deal with a lot of shit from cops and some times i just cant stop the annoyed attitude I will get, once in the back of the car I kept sniffing saying I think I smell bacon, I was 15 cut me some slack than they had me at the jail place in a room with the peephole and they were trying to locate my parents which wasn't happening cause I was in the state alone anyway I slipped out of the cuffs dangled them just to taunt them and shooved chapstick into the peephole. They finally released me to my boyfriends dad just to get rid of me.

I wsa almost arrested another time on false charges got as far as cuffs on me and in the car when the truth I had been trying to tell the cop came out.

And on one occasion the cop tried really hard to get my now husband to lie so they could arrest me RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

The last two times all stemmed from a stalker ex boyfriend I had who LOOKED like he couldnt hurt a fly and who the cops always believed cause he looked so innocent and I was always so fiesty.

Bleck.

I've learned to never say......

"Sssssssssssssp Wanna Hit?" :pimpers:

Aww Cutie...You know all your troubles with the police just come because the police want to get fresh with you while they're padding you down. :P :kisses:

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