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Assfucker
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.








For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet". bang.gif

Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:

1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....

water, black coffee.

Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......


Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get popc1.gif




So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 08:58 AM)
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.
For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet". bang.gif

Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:

1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....

water, black coffee.

Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......
Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get popc1.gif
So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?
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Just remember to post some pics of your results 2thumbs.gif

How many more days to go?
foxy lady
I have a wedding to go to on Saturday and it's been doing nothing here but raining for the last 3 days, whatever am I gonna do with my hair? sad.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 18 2006, 09:02 AM)
Just remember to post some pics of your results 2thumbs.gif

How many more days to go?
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Just one really, I can start eating carbs tomorrow late afternoon........





who's wedding is it? popc1.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 09:08 AM)
Just one really, I can start eating carbs tomorrow late afternoon........
who's wedding is it? popc1.gif
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A co-worker of Just Hangin's!
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 18 2006, 09:10 AM)
A co-worker of Just Hangin's!
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Whatcha giving as a gift?
paybarraman
graduation day here at the university I work for.........

co-eds dressed up mmmmmmmmmm
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 09:12 AM)
Whatcha giving as a gift?
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Money in a card, don't know them personally or what they would like or need so this way it saves me time shopping rolleyes.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 09:15 AM)
graduation day here at the university I work for.........

co-eds dressed up mmmmmmmmmm
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What do you do there?
paybarraman
computer services

server admin

level II and III tech support
Assfucker
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 09:19 AM)
computer services

server admin

level II and III tech support
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Oh so you basicaly surf porn till someone needs you then eh? popc1.gif










Nice gig grinning-smiley-003.gif
paybarraman
YEP!

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Oh and you forgot...i also look at college hotties too!
Assfucker
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 09:23 AM)
YEP!

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Oh and you forgot...i also look at college hotties too!
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damnyou!










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Gnappster
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 07:23 AM)
YEP!

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Oh and you forgot...i also look at college hotties too!
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I bet those dudes give you some weird looks back laughing-smiley-014.gif
paybarraman
its a catholic girls only college
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Gnappster
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 11:39 AM)
its a catholic girls only college
tongue.gif
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ohmy.gif they're the dirtiest girls of all!
ontippytoes
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 01:39 PM)
its a catholic girls only college
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Oh good God! I went to an all girls, Catholic, uniform-wearing high school. No wonder I'm the way I am now!
Gnappster
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 18 2006, 04:29 PM)
Oh good God!  I went to an all girls, Catholic, uniform-wearing high school.  No wonder I'm the way I am now!
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I know I say this a lot, but, PICS!?
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 18 2006, 06:41 PM)
I know I say this a lot, but, PICS!?
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Hee-hee.........I still have the uniform. Figured it would come in handy some day. Hmmmm, an idea is forming in tippy's head..... a series of uniform pics.
numba1fan
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 18 2006, 06:44 PM)
Hee-hee.........I still have the uniform.  Figured it would come in handy some day.  Hmmmm, an idea is forming in tippy's head..... a series of uniform pics.
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tippy in a catholic school girl uniform........ ohmy.gif ohmy.gif 22.gif 22.gif

must see pics!!!!!
evade20
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 18 2006, 06:44 PM)
Hee-hee.........I still have the uniform.  Figured it would come in handy some day.  Hmmmm, an idea is forming in tippy's head..... a series of uniform pics.
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evade20
I stumbled accoss this on my hard drive: laughing-smiley-017.gif
fellatiofiend18
im bored

hows that for whats going on today... and tomorrow and the next day and the next day and the next day and, you get the picture.

but i AM going on vacation starting Wed. YAY! back home to MA to see family and friends. i cant wait!!!! wub.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 19 2006, 01:31 PM)
I stumbled accoss this on my hard drive: laughing-smiley-017.gif
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IS THAT FOR REAL!!!!???? hahahha interesting......... 08.gif
natalie
Ok as some of you know I'm not by nature an oilers fan but they are playing Anaheim tonight and are getting closer to the cup so I'm going to say it:


GO OILERS!!!!!!!!!



HUh! That didn't hurt too much. Plus they've been keeping us really busy at work so that means more money. grinning-smiley-003.gif

I don't even know what other two teams are still in the playoff? coz.gif
summoner
Nothing special going on....except that our hockey team won last night biggrin.gif AND our Eurovision competitor Lordi get to the finals biggrin.gif Iīm so happy!!! And tomorrow is Saturday and I donīt have to go to work...
evade20
To avoid starting any new threads (or continuing any mistakes), I'm not concerned about Googlebots interest in RMM, but I got a real moments pause when I noticed one member signed in as TomDelay. unsure.gif For those who don't know or have chosen to forget, Tom Delay is a ultra-right wing Bible Banging conservative politician that was recently brought up on charges for the misuse of campaign funds. Needless to say...RMM would not be something he approves of... laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif

http://www.tylwythteg.com/enemies/tom.html
belicked6924
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 18 2006, 12:39 PM)
its a catholic girls only college
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So they keep a GPS enabled ankle bracelet on you so that the girls all feel safe?
evade20
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ May 20 2006, 08:30 PM)
So they keep a GPS enabled ankle bracelet on you so that the girls all feel safe?
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That's so they can keep track of his whereabouts when he gives computer support in the form of "room service."
belicked6924
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 20 2006, 10:53 PM)
That's so they can keep track of his whereabouts when he gives computer support in the form of "room service."
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And do they shock him when his blood pressure rises more than 10?
evade20
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 08:58 AM)
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.
For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet". bang.gif

Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:

1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....

water, black coffee.

Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......
Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get popc1.gif
So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?
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AF, Here is something for your diet...I hear it is best if you take off the wrapper.
Assfucker
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 22 2006, 08:55 AM)
AF, Here is something for your diet...I hear it is best if you take off the wrapper.
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22.gif I could've used that Saturday morning smilio09.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 22 2006, 08:56 AM)
22.gif I could've used that Saturday morning smilio09.gif
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Where was BB? laughing-smiley-017.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 22 2006, 11:32 AM)
Where was BB? laughing-smiley-017.gif
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fellatiofiend18
any kind of food would be fucking lovely right about now. im STARVING! and i have a headache and i cant sleep. and im packing for vacation like 26 hours in advance. wtf is wrong with me..... coco.gif
foghorn
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ May 23 2006, 02:47 AM)
any kind of food would be fucking lovely right about now. im STARVING! and i have a headache and i cant sleep. and im packing for vacation like 26 hours in advance. wtf is wrong with me..... coco.gif
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you need me there to help you better use your time. and it's been proven that sex can heal you of most of your problems...headache and insomnia. take me twice and wake up with a clear head in the morning. tongue.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(foghorn @ May 23 2006, 09:23 PM)
you need me there to help you better use your time.  and it's been proven that sex can heal you of most of your problems...headache and insomnia.  take me twice and wake up with a clear head in the morning. tongue.gif
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haha. i would love to have a better way to utilize my time.... some sex sounds like just the right potion
Gnappster
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ May 23 2006, 12:47 AM)
any kind of food would be fucking lovely right about now. im STARVING! and i have a headache and i cant sleep. and im packing for vacation like 26 hours in advance. wtf is wrong with me..... coco.gif
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I heard packing for vacation in the nude helps alleviate headaches. And taking pics of it wouldn't hurt either. tongue.gif

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Assfucker
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 24 2006, 12:51 PM)
I heard packing for vacation in the nude helps alleviate headaches. And taking pics of it wouldn't hurt either.  tongue.gif

popc1.gif
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also sticking things in yer ass while doing it really takes that pesky headaceh off yer mind 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 24 2006, 12:28 PM)
also sticking things in yer ass while doing it really takes that pesky headaceh off yer mind 2thumbs.gif
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I bet you discovered that by accident nah.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 24 2006, 03:21 PM)
I bet you discovered that by accident  nah.gif
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Yeah. I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick. Instant headache relief. He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 03:23 PM)
Yeah.  I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick.  Instant headache relief.  He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.
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I don't think your "link" would suit for a re-innactment. I heard Evade's bigger than you. nah.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ May 24 2006, 03:38 PM)
I don't think your "link" would suit for a re-innactment. I heard Evade's bigger than you. nah.gif
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Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches. Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 01:54 PM)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches.  Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
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You must have really short legs.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 24 2006, 04:12 PM)
You must have really short legs.
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AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit.

Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...

there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back. on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall. It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here. but alas, I cannot find it.
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 04:21 PM)
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit. 

Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...

there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back.  on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall.  It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here.  but alas, I cannot find it.
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It would have applied to Gnappy? coz.gif

How far away are you again Gnappy? 03.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 02:21 PM)
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit. 

Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...

there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back.  on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall.  It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here.  but alas, I cannot find it.
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look in your XXX Guys Only folder grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(natalie @ May 24 2006, 02:27 PM)
It would have applied to Gnappy? coz.gif

How far away are you again Gnappy? 03.gif
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About 900km so I could just about reach you from here 22.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ May 24 2006, 04:27 PM)
It would have applied to Gnappy? coz.gif

How far away are you again Gnappy? 03.gif
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I just can't win around here.
evade20
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 03:54 PM)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches.  Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
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It depends on who is doing the measuring....If Natalie was there, I would be standing up right proud. 03.gif 03.gif
numba1fan
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 03:54 PM)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches.  Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
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But your not supposed to be sitting ON the floor when you measure!
You should stand up first!

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