Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

Dr. Ruth,
She could teach me all the secrets and make a even better lover than I allready am
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Good answer!!!

I'd go for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner, and... I could go on and on, but I'd start there

This has kind of been done before but I'll bite. The only celebrity I am really attracted to is Reese Witherspoon. She seems about perfect. Sure lots of other celebs are "hot" but they seem WAY too high maintenace and I don't find them overly attractive. Sure I wouldn't say no to having sex with them but it's not like I lust after them.
Female althletes on the other hand, there are LOTS I would love to get it on with.

oooh, athletes. I've got a thing for pretty much all gymnasts and ice-skaters. Wait, allow me to rephrase that before the burns start flying. I've got a thing for pretty much all FEMALE gymnasts and ice-skaters. Maybe it's because they're so young . They haven't learned that a guy like me would probably just make them miserable. So ice-skaters, gymnasts, and Mia Hamm too.

Reese Witherspoon is one hot little number too. She was awesome in walk the line. I loved her voice in that movie. I read some interviews with her. She's quite the little wifey too.

yeah after her performance as June Carter, I wanted to nail her all the more.

Maybe you and I can woo her with our wit and simpsons knowledge most women are powerless against that kind of charm. She'd have to talk in her June Carter voice though, or I wouldn't be as interested.

I would choose Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost".

By the way, even though Reese Witherspoon is really cute, I saw an interview where she said that two-piece swimsuits are not allowed in her household. What the hell is that, and what does it foretell for a night with her?

That she's sexually repressed and she's just bursting at the seams with tons of pent up sexual energy and she's probably in-fucking-sane in the sack. Pass on that all you want, cuz i'll be busy listening to her profess her love to me in that sexy June Carter voice, which of course would be muffled for one reason or another.

Actually, you have a very good point. There is a prim and proper pop singer in Europe who had a squeaky-clean "pure as the driven snow" reputation. That is until a videotape got out -- of her with a married man. They literally did every position in the kama sutra and even invented a few new ones. It was better than any tape I ever rented.

I know the video. It's damn hot!!! that girl wants it so bad she starts riding the dude's leg. insane video

We're talking about the same singer - Severina Vuckovic? Something like that?

That's the one. If anyone's interested, search for croation pop star sex video and refine the search as needed. the video is all over the place for free download. If you're dying to see it and can't find it, let me know. I'll hook you up.

We're talking major with this video... if you can get through the whole thing.

Not famous!

not an athlete!

She ain't the only one who could teach you a few things.

You're very devilish aren't you Nat!?!

Well, you know, Natalie. I would have put you down at the top of that list, but I figured I'd have a better chance with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Garner. You're too much of a little hottie to go for a guy like me.

for boanna, toss up for second place between kevin costner (but he has to be wearing his cowboy outfit), and troy aikman (has to be wearing his football uniform, or at least the helmet). first in line is this hunk of a man!

God what would you do with all that hair? He'd be going down on you and keep chocking on his own hair. (Never trust a pirate)

the same thing he would do to me if i had long hair, drape all over his body, gettin it wet and sloppy! gotta love a pirate!

And Salma Hayek.

arrrrrr matie.


(Oooh, I have a good one for the joke thread )

I would be willing to be the tasty white filling in a sandwich consisting of the following women:

Michelle Rodriguez:


Rosario Dawson:


Salma Hayek:


Kelly Hu:


Lucy Liu:

So age is nothing but a number for you? You and Bondi will be fighting over the 12 year olds

Anyone think of the possibility that maybe she just doesn't like swimsuits at all?

Hey! she told me she was 13!

Very nice selection there Isaac

besides you and some select other women from around here...i'll have to think on that.

LL Cool J is sexy as fuck! Even before he got this ripped. The way he licks his lips all the time is so sexy!

I thought of another one today on the way to work.

Jenny McCarthy was on Howard Stern. She's a hottie. I used to be obsessed with her when Iw as around 19 or so. She still won't return my phone calls. Can't imagine why???

this is Jenny McCarthy getting all excited and wet after being in the tickle chair on the Howard Stern Show. This was from a couple months ago. She was on again today; she took a lie detector test because I guess she claimed she and Jenna Jameson got it on or something like that. I didn't get to hear the results cuz I had to get in to work. i was sitting in the car in the parking lot as long as I oculd, but I really had to get in to work. Okay. I'm done rambling now.

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whoa! I don't get Howard Stern as i don't have satellite radio, but what is a tickle chair(i have a pretty good idea), and where do I get one like that for my home, with jenny mccarthy still attached.

The Tickle Chair is well, a tickle chair. You strap hot girls in it (like JM) and tickle away. That show was one of the hottest performances I've listened to. TOo bad that was on regular radio and not to satellite. That one could hvae been super hot without censorship.

You know, they also have other props there. The newest one is the sybian. That's right. The sybian people actually donated a sybian for use on the show. Jenna Jameson was the first girl ever to get off on it. Those bits are pretty hot as well. I've heard a few callers say they've almost gotten into accidents while listening to the show because it just gets so freakin' hot. i don't know if you're a HS fan, but he does have some pretty cool stuff going on. i think Canada just recently allowed HS channels to be broadcast over the canadian equipment. It was blocked out for the beginning of the show.

You can only get HS on satellite here, at least where I live. I can't believe they have a sybian and that JJ rode the mighty beast on air! I think I linked a video clip of a girl on a sybian in the sex talk section somewhere if people aren't sure what the hell one is.

My post wasn't clear. Sorry. You can only get HS on satellite here also (except for what the pirates are spewing out for you entertainment) But when HS show began on satellite, the canadian equivalent to the FCC would not allow his show to be broadcast on Sirius Canada. Sirius basically had to disable his 2 channels on the canadian-based subscriptions. The are now allowing his channels to be broadcast, though.

If you go to http://www.howardstern.com you can navigate through and see still of really really really hot girls doing different things. among those images are pics of JJ riding the sybian... along with other girls who have ridden it.

There's one who wsa on it recently... I think Tera Patrick, and she's a hot broad. I didn't get to listen to taht riding experience, though.

oohh tera patrick is pretty freakin hot. I gotta check this out.

My most recent favorite would be Rhona Mitra.

god brad pitt, hewitt, mmm lindsy lohan,

I can't split Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie...what the hell throw in Jessica Simpson too

oh Bondi...i thought you were going to say ... HOTT!

good taste bondi

For me Salma Hayek, super sexy, super curvy girl

Oh Hott.... You are on my "People I wanna have endless uninhabited sex with" list.... those three I mentioned are merely celebreties!

Boanna , diane26 would be stars Id like to sleep with and maybe even demi moore , and halli berry

Now that is a kickass reply.

I am very much either hit or miss

If I could have sex with a famous person I'd hope I could have some of their money too.

I am sure that could be arranged.....what do they call those type girls












( sorry Nat but you left yourself wide open )