Some of us RMM girls could jump out of the cake

OK, I forget what we were talking about, but your woman has a twin sister? So have you ever knocked boots with her twin, ever wanted to, ever wondered if she looked the same naked or would be better in the sack?

C'mon gnappster!!!!!!!!!!!























Of coarse he did/does

They are identical. I have the better looking of the two. I've seen her sister naked a few times... They were also college roommates. Oh, yeah, gentlemen, the fantasy cliche just don't end. I've never tagged her sister, though. I know she wouldn't be nearly as good in the sack. I could just tell. I'd hit it, though.

My little lady is very conservative for the most part. I gave her an ultimatum one day, actually more of a choice. I told her that within one year of our wedding she's either getting it up the ass or it's threesome time with her and her sister. I have a feeling it won't go anywhere, but it's worth a shot.

I'm now interested in how you saw her sis naked, not once, but a "few times"

And you should have made the ultimatum to be fulfilled BEFORE your wedding. After you two are hitched there is NO way she's going for any of those two things if she didn't before. But what the hell do I know.

I agree with gnappy, story NOW!







and dood, she'll NEVER change in the sack..........NEVER

No change in the sack needed. I've broken her in pretty good, but she has some limits. At least she has limits for now. *sinister laught*

I saw her sister naked because they were roommates in college and I would hang out there quite a few weekends. If her sister had to get ready for class early in the morning I would make sure i was awake and pretend to be sleeping. But it was kind of an interesting relationship among the three of us because to be honest with you I probably never would have even have had to pretend I was sleeping. if we all were going out somewhere or whatever we'd all just change in the same room. no big deal. I guess it's really hard to explain... thinking back on it makes perfect sense. Trying to explain it by typing up a story about it is a little more difficult than I would have though.

But so you know, anal is a possiblity. I don't think a threesome with the two of them is ever happening. It'd be pretty cool, though.

Sorry this is a lame story. Like I said, the memory is better than the summary.

Don't sell yourself short, I'm still intrigued. So when you'd all change together was she like turning her back to you and kinda expecting you not to look or was she walking around with her tits practically in your face. Do you think she didn't care because you pretty much already knew what she looked like naked, or was she just comfortable cuz you guys knew each other, or maybe she secretly wanted a piece of ass.

I guess I'm curious cuz my wife has a sister a year older. They don't really look alike but they both have great tits and it would be nice to compare lol! But I can't see this EVER happening. So I'll live vicariously thru your experiences.

That is all®

I will try.

First of all I will say that the best advice I can give you is get a pool or a hot tub. I have neither, but I know from experience that that can be a great opportunity maker for, let's say, walking in accidentally on a person changing, or grazing a boob in the water, or basically just looking at a whole lot more skin that you usually get to.

For the rest of your intrigue, I can feed you this long story that I will try to keep as short as possible.

hey. Tell your intrigue to take smaller bites. It ate the whole damn story.


Any other questions?

p.s. Please dont' quote this. I'm going to delete it later.

Oh, yeah! Pics??

Yes, it would!!!

don't quote what?









haha, I'll fix this later. promise
yeah, my buddy has a hottub and I have seen what that and alcohol can make a lady do
btw, did she mostly walk around topless or would she do the whole NC-17 full forntal nudity?



My wifey would NEVER agree to that. And if I had pics of my sis-in-laws tits, I'd probably be divorced by now.

Maybe some day lol

You're a funny fucker!!


Thanks. I just don't want my sad, but short, life story hangin' out there, you know?


I totally want a hot tub for this main reason.


I've seen it all, but she wasn't parading around either. Nothing raunchy, just glimpses here and there. It wasn't like we had conversations in the nude like they do in the movies when girls are showering.


that's a shame. I happen to like boobs



That's okay. You could stay at my house. You can bring your ex-sister-in-law.

Nah, I'll just sleep with your finacé. But I'll pretend it's her sister so it'll be cool, I don't wanna go stepping on any toes!

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You are evil!!!

Wish I would have thought of that.

Okay. That was pretty funny. But I can't just sit here and take it, so here's a couple things I have stored in the comeback arsenal (which I type while I have a customer sitting here who thinks I'm typing his invoice so he can go home )

First of all, if you were going to be sleeping with a fiancé, you should know that you'd be sleeping with a male! Probably Belicked's fiancé. So have a good time. I'll be here with my fianceé laughing my ass off.

You can still pretend it's her sister, though. I think once someone breaks her out of her shell, she'll be into all kinds of kinky shit. So thinking of her while plowing Belicked's fiancé's ass could really be believable.

Okay. That's all I got. My original response was funnier... At least I think it would have been. I don't remember what I was going to write. The customer who was waiting for me to type the invoice won and I've since lost my marbles.

having an invitation making party, knowing the difference between fianceé and finacé, geeze what kind of dress are you going to be wearing at the altar?

I got nuthin' Even if I did, I know when I'm bested.

And now I should just go home!

in my defense, I used to be a court reporter and therefore had to have a very quick and vast knowledge of the English language, spelleen, grammar. and punctuation? I read the dictionary for fun.

Besides the fiancé/fianceé was the only way to counter your comment.

by the way, the dress is a bit of a mauve

oooooooh, it sounds just dreamy!

yes, it was intentional. i was going to spell grammar, g-r-a-m-m-e-r, but I dind't think anyone would get it. i also made other errors on purpose that I thought were funny.

That would of been more funny if my fiancé wasn't the dominate one.

Damn, how I missed RMM getting beat up on left and right.

Has she thought about a 3some with you and your sister?


I'm familiar with the whole twin fantasy, but I could never imagin asking for the 2 sisters to commit incest.

And if they are identical how is 1 better looking than the other, different hair, attitudes?

We only pick on the ones we like.

Yeah, in reality I think it would be kind of weird. But a threesome with her and my sister, eh? hmmm. I'd probably get jealous.

but I see the point you're trying to make. Maybe she could go for it if she never has to touch her sister. Maybe i'll play that angle and see how it goes. I'll keep you updated.

Every set of identical twins has a better looking and not so better looking twin. Attitude and personality also play a part. But there's also definitely physical differences.

Hey where ya at today dood, going to pick out the doilies?

Yeah, they wouldn't be going down on each other(unless of course they wanted to!), so it wouldn't be incest. Just like tag teaming a chick doesn't make you gay (even if somehow your dicks touch ).



Such as....?

Areola size

Hmmm. her sister's butt is slighty bigger and her face is longer. different jaw structure. Her sister's vagina is also a little tighter, but I haven't had as much of an opportunity to stretch that one out yet.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

I am actually trying to get work done today. I'm aiming to take a day off tomorrow. i'm getting a little stressed out over here.

I will need photographic proof on this matter.

Maybe a nice manicure/peticure will help

Or you can have Gnappy come over and give you a good rub down.

He's fully booked this month at the senior citizens home. Remember Gnappy, first the sponge bath then the rub down.

I always finish up with a "happy ending"

Yes, but do you clean up after

I think that's where his dog comes in.

All right! time to show all you whores how it's done. I've been busy for the past two days, but I'll catch up soon enough.

Anyone miss me??

Did you finally decide on wedding flowers and napkins?

well, AF recommended a great place for doilies. flowers the little lady took care of. and no napkins are needed. All my friends have pant legs they can use to wipe their hands.

I still have to find the stripper. For some reason the little lady doesn't believe me about the tradition of the pole dancer just before the bride and groom's first dance together. Don't know what her problem is.

You just forgot to mention that the pole she'd be ridding would be yours and that's just not right. Have you tried bribbing her with her own lap dance?

Oh, of course. the pole dancer would take care of the little lady too.

So I take it you haven't told her about the customary lap dance at the Church?

Well, I did. But for some reason she doesn't believe that either. Apparntly she doesn't read the papers and all the crazy shit the clergy are into.

Hi Bobaloo

Wow, you have such an interesting 411 thread going for you. It's really exciting reading. It is an honor to post in here. Hope you're having a great day!!! Drop a line in my 411 sometime; it'd be good to hear from ya!

oh, wait a minute. I AM Bobaloo.

I hate when I forget to sign in under one of my other screennames too

I like trying to fool every into thinking that Gnappy, Bondi, and I are really three different people. ha ha ha!!! <---- evil laugh