Some men LOVE licking a (your) clit, and others don't. Why would a man object to doing it... when he EXPECTS a girl to make love to his stiff penis. I mean... after all! He's not the one swallowing a load of warm body fluid! I LOVE giving what I consider to be GREAT head. But, I like being "worked" on too. So why do some men object. Please leave out any references to odor or anyother objectionable stuff. I'm talking about clean, well-groomed, sweet-smelling, perfect pussy here.

There is nothing finer than going down on a beautiful, juicy, wet and well maintained pussy.

With how enthusiastic my husband is at the job I'd say he likes it!!

I have mentioned this before but I have found the bang,suck clit,bang,suck clit method to work very well for me and her.I like eating pussy of course but this lets me stretch things out as well.

He'd be insane not to

I've never objected to licking a nice clean pussy. Matter of fact prefer to

now ur taking it too far!

Are you my hubsand? lol

I eat pahgynah like I'm Starvin' Marvin' going down on the all you can eat burger buffet:

one of the funniest net pics used on these boards

Thanks, I always win the "burger" eating competition

i assume you are referring to "furburgers?"

furlessburgers (18+) are my fave, so easy to maneuver around and get all wet and slippery without getting the tongue stuck in the "rough".

I prefer a seafood taco

I think it's an insult to compare a woman's pahgynah with seafood.

oh but it tastes so damn good......






and lobster isn't half bad either!

yeah, but i hear girls don't like it too much when you dip their pussies in melted butter

yeah but the mornay sauce goes great with it

Some guys probably don't like performing cunnilingus just like some women don't like performing felatio. For example I really enjoy performing the act, but the wife seems to be "on the fence."

Really? Why not?

I have no idea hon I have only met one man that didn;t like doing that had nothing to do with me cause we all would chat about stuff like that before he and I ever hooked up he just said he had never done it and had no desire to, which I can't blame him I couldn't do it either. BUT

Like with my husband when he was with his ex he didn't like it she was the first girl he went down on and said it smelled and he was convinced all girls must and stuff allthough we tried telling him that it must be her but since he and I have been together he liked giving it I would dare to say even more than I like recieving it.


There are time I just want a good fuck and dont want all the 4 play but he will pretty much refuse to do anything unless he gets to go down on me first.

Differant strokes I guess

There are time I just want a good fuck

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Here here sista!!!

OK, that is the funniest picture I've seen in a long time! I guess I'm still an amateur.

those are CRABS you have bondi, not LOBSTERS



you'd be surprised

Just remeber to leave the garlic out.

I have NO IDEA Lynette sweetie.....

Personally, I LOVE to kiss, lick, suck, nibble and lovely pussy clit and labia....

But, seeing as how I could understand why a woman wouldn't want to suck a dick, I don't know why a man would'nt want to taste a beautifully presented and maintained cunny.....

I mean, as far as I know, women who can cum and squirt are fairly rare, so it's not like you have to deal with that sooo........

My main misery is that I dont get to do it.....

JESUS,that guys a heart attack waiting to happen! Guess he never saw SuperSize Me.

the look on that dude's face is priceless. I laugh my balls off every time I see it.

Well at least your wife won't have to worry about the spit or swallow dilema!!

Most women won't squirt with just oral sex unless you're workig the fingers pretty hard as well. More common when you're fucking them and double clicking the mouse.
But I don't think I'd want a geyser in the face either lol.

lol

I dunno......I'm reallly curious about getting a woman who can to squirt......

Want to taste and feel that........

Careful Pay, I've been known to put a man's eye out before

mine does never tried to swallow it or anything but I know its warm like Piss.

If you're using your fingers and your tongue, then the woman's load usually ends up in your hand especially if your using you finger(s) to rub her G-spot. It doesn't particularly smell or have much taste.


Now for a side trip into pointlessness: Speaking of crabs!

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/114121...sland_Red_Crabs

seymore butt's website has a good tutorial but evade pretty much fingered the correct.

What you mean the hedgehog doesn't have his own tutorial? Speaking of hedgehog he was at my favourite strip club last weekend. That man is ugly!!!!!!!I always look away and fast forward any porn that has him in it.

WTF?! that is freaking insane!

the man is a pioneer!


and fugly as sin.

OH my god!!I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't watched it.

Its OK Peak baby......

I wear glasses, so shouldn't be a problem....

pay getting ready for his date

OH MY GOD~!!!!!!





GNAPPY!!!

And totally off track...Do you suppose Joe_****ass will mind?

Now back to eating pussy. I have never smelled one that even vaguely reminded me of fish, clams, and least of all crabs. The worst taste I ever had to deal with was Nonoxyl-nine©. My gf at the time used a diaphragm. The choice was either eat first and then wait until she inserts the damn thing or let her insert the diaphragm and then make love. Nonoxyl-nine© has a very metalic taste and it also numbs the lips and tongue...generally a really mood killer.

Hmm...Sometimes I just can´t understand why someone would want to lick someones pussy but when hubbie is down there I really can! It feels so good And I don´t have troubles playing with his dick, it´s fun! Sometimes I dream that I would lick someones pussy but there has never been a chance and now I don´t know if I wanted to...if I could I would play with other things like fingers and dildo

We are in awe of the master old friend

Really the whole thing depends on the mood. Sometimes i'm really into it (like Di mentioned, sometimes more than my wife) but I rarley ever get a BJ so I guess she doesn't feel like the oral part is very important. Thus if she doesn't seem into it, then Im not.

I usually enjoy a good BJ but unfortunatley she is only average in the giving part... unless it's a full moon- once or twice she has made me proud!

I mainly will squirt ONLY oral in fact it was the first time I ever had a real orgasim was oral and if you pull out the clit vibrator better get your googles and flippers as well.


Only after I have been stimulated that way can I squirt or cum during the actual act of sex and usually I have to be riding.

The wife gets her orgasm best while on top too... it just hits "that spot" for her. I like it best that way or doggy.

But she has never squirted... I think I'd be surprised!

You and her both would, I remember my first "squirt" exp. better than my first time