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COMEDYMAN
Ladies biggrin.gif You know your ultimate goal during sex is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex, his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture.

Girls, when you have brought him to his moment of explosion where do you like him to shoot?


And tell us why biggrin.gif
johnfreak
When I shoot, I want 1 of 4 things... in her mouth, on her tits or in her pahgynah.. if she cum dodges she's off my fuck list (in my head)
diane26
I don't see an option for in me?? That is my answer.
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 4 2006, 02:56 PM)
I don't see an option for in me?? That is my answer.
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Sorry Added it to the poll.. cant believe I didnt put in the cooch!!! laughing-smiley-017.gif
CupidStricksAgain
what about all of the above or just somewhere on u...?
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(CupidStricksAgain @ Feb 4 2006, 05:14 PM)
what about all of the above or just somewhere on u...?
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The poll stands pat where it is biggrin.gif Im looking for a fav spot here laughing-smiley-017.gif
CupidStricksAgain
ok then ill say mouth + face and pussy...
Puppet
Im with freak... it she doesn't like to get a lil sticky.. then She's got to go.. smile.gif but i ain't got that problem!.
CupidStricksAgain
oh u dnt, reallly?
Puppet
nah.. My wife swallows and will take it where ever I put it tongue.gif
CupidStricksAgain
ooo wife that would explain alot more... neway thats awesome! ur wife on here too? (if like everyone already nos this im sorry im really new)
foghorn
dude add an option that says "no answer...i'm a dude"
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(foghorn @ Feb 5 2006, 10:28 PM)
dude add an option that says "no answer...i'm a dude"
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done biggrin.gif
Kiana
I'll take it anywhere but I said In my mouth. I love cum!!!
imagonsgirl
QUOTE(Kiana @ Feb 6 2006, 09:57 AM)
I'll take it anywhere but I said In my mouth.  I love cum!!!
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male and FEMALE,right kiana?,im with you
Kiana
male and FEMALE, no doubt!
bondiguy
Sad to see so many options with 0% CMAN.

I get my kicks out of my girl telling me where she wants it moments before I blow. The variation and the surprise make it great grinning-smiley-003.gif
amberis1985
I put on my belly because I dont want him to pull it out until the last possible second. But I really would take it anywhere.
bondiguy
QUOTE(amberis1985 @ Feb 7 2006, 02:02 PM)
I put on my belly because I dont want him to pull it out until the last possible second. But I really would take it anywhere.
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and thats the way I like it grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 9 2006, 01:18 AM)
and thats the way I like it grinning-smiley-003.gif
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you like it on your belly too? coco.gif
diane26
My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 9 2006, 03:18 PM)
My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story
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how in the HELL would he manage that? doesn't have very good command of his equipment laughing-smiley-014.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 9 2006, 02:22 PM)
how in the HELL would he manage that? doesn't have very good command of his equipment  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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I have no idea how he managed it but it sure is the party topic when we have get togethers he is a big goof ball and is always doing something wacky. There are a few "what were you thinking?" things I could tell about him .
burningnickle
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 9 2006, 08:55 PM)
I have no idea how he managed it but it sure is the party topic when we have get togethers he is a big goof ball and is always doing something wacky. There are a few "what were you thinking?" things I could tell about him .
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That is crazy how tha twould happen!!
diane26
QUOTE(burningnickle @ Feb 9 2006, 06:10 PM)
That is crazy how tha twould happen!!
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I dont have a dick so I have no idea but said something like they were both laying well him on top and when he pulled out to shoot in her face it shot in his eye he said his head was down to watch it nail her and he was hit.

Crazy shit but with him I would believe it
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 9 2006, 05:18 PM)
My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story
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That will teach him not to bring a BB gun to bed!!!!

laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 05:53 AM)
(the sad thing is I knew exactly where I posted this pic!)
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lol, so do I. and she wasn't too happy about it
bondiguy
yeah...oops!

Although to tell the truth I dont even know what thread im in half the time... they all become one massive blur
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:01 PM)
yeah...oops!

Although to tell the truth I dont even know what thread im in half the time... they all become one massive blur
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just like reality
bondiguy
you know it cool-smiley-030.gif

ya wanna hit this shit? tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:18 PM)
you know it cool-smiley-030.gif

ya wanna hit this shit? tongue.gif
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i'll hit both!
bondiguy
fuck u are unstoppable today!!!! hahaha

Big melons and a big bong.... ahh life's pleasures
bondiguy
I knew I recognised her!!!!
closeup
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 06:36 PM)
I knew I recognised her!!!!
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"It smells like Otto's jacket"
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Feb 10 2006, 04:47 PM)
"It smells like Otto's jacket"
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"Now my shoes are talking to me"
sensual_lips
to bad ur poll dosnt have more then one option i would have pick in my mouth on my breast on my ass tongue.gif on my face in my pussy i love them all depends on my mood but For bj always swallow everything loveeeeee the taste
closeup
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 06:56 PM)
"Now my shoes are talking to me"
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Those do-gooders are all a bunch of losers. Every last one of them. Want results? You have to go to the Schwarneggers, the Stallones, and to a lesser extent, the Van Dammes.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 06:56 PM)
"Now my shoes are talking to me"
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"On closer inspection...these are loafers"
boanna
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Feb 4 2006, 05:27 AM)
Ladies biggrin.gif  You know your ultimate goal during sex is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex,  his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture.

Girls, when you have brought him to his moment of explosion where do you like him to shoot?
And tell us why biggrin.gif
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before i vote, please change your above sentence to correctly read:

"Ladies biggrin.gif You know your ultimate goal during sex, AFTER HE HAS MADE U CUM AT LEAST 5 TIMES OF COURSE, is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex, his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture."
boanna
QUOTE(johnfreak @ Feb 4 2006, 11:33 AM)
When I shoot, I want 1 of 4 things... in her mouth, on her tits or in her pahgynah.. if she cum dodges she's off my fuck list (in my head)
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what is a "pahgynah". give me a pic, it helps me understand, since mens words always cum out wrong!
boanna
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Feb 4 2006, 03:17 PM)
The poll stands pat where it is biggrin.gif   Im looking for a fav spot here  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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hey, nothin stands firm until the ladies say so!!!!!!
boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 24 2006, 02:15 PM)
before i vote, please change your above sentence to correctly read:

"Ladies biggrin.gif  You know your ultimate goal during sex, AFTER HE HAS MADE U CUM AT LEAST 5 TIMES OF COURSE, is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex,  his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture."
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now that this sentence is correctly stated - this brings to mind the comedy bit by robert schimmel where he talked about how men want to cum on their woman like they see in the porn stuff...all over, she loves it, yea, more, rub it in....but in the porn video, the guy shoots like anti-aircraft fire! in the real world, he can barely knock over a bottle of white-out!!!! laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 24 2006, 02:21 PM)
hey, nothin stands firm until the ladies say so!!!!!!
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so..........add in these 3: in my ass, on the girlfriend whos laying next to me, and (dont forget THIS crowd) on the keyboard. one more, on my face, and the girlfriends ass at the same time.
boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 24 2006, 02:28 PM)
so..........add in these 3:   in my ass,  on the girlfriend whos laying next to me, and (dont forget THIS crowd) on the keyboard.  one more, on my face, and the girlfriends ass at the same time.
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this little thread is makin me hungry!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 24 2006, 04:15 PM)
before i vote, please change your above sentence to correctly read:

"Ladies biggrin.gif  You know your ultimate goal during sex, AFTER HE HAS MADE U CUM AT LEAST 5 TIMES OF COURSE, is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex,  his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture."
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Huh. so, Bo, you would only want to come 5 times per session. I guess I would have to take it easy with you.
boanna
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 24 2006, 02:36 PM)
Huh.  so, Bo, you would only want to come 5 times per session.  I guess I would have to take it easy with you.
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no bob, i would be taking it easy on u, and being gracious to the other ladies in the truck bed. need some strength for hott and natalie too!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 24 2006, 04:39 PM)
no bob, i would be taking it easy on u, and being gracious to the other ladies in the truck bed.  need some strength for hott and natalie too!
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I am prepared to be ready for all you ladies until you can official wear me out 22.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 24 2006, 02:19 PM)
what is a "pahgynah". give me a pic, it helps me understand, since mens words always cum out wrong!
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it's another name for hoo haw
boanna
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 24 2006, 02:50 PM)
it's another name for hoo haw
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see, i can still learn something from you youngins!
Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 24 2006, 03:50 PM)
see, i can still learn something from you youngins!
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hey, I'm approaching 30 here ohmy.gif
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