Ya as if this was something new!~

*waves at sweetnsexy* heh Yes i see you down there ... im stalking you:P

Nice to see some action!!!

Hey im trying to keep the dream alive.. how are ya sexy .. have a good day?

It's getting better now that I have someone to talk to!!

You have obviously had a great break....but how much of it do you still remember!!

remember.. fuck this whole week .. im getting plastered the whole way.. Im cajun and this is my 1st of 2 mardi gras .... hell at this point i could drool, piss or deficate myself and ill aussure you I won't remember by morning ... So in essence IM doing Fan-fucking-tabulous

how was your break

Sooooooooooo many people on and so few talking.. such the shame !@

My pre-Xmas was a bit of a blur.....a few indiscretions, but hey, it was Christmas!!

Break time is mainly with family, so not many options for getting up to mischief!! But New Year beckons!!!

hrnmmm what area code you in.. i can call you up some mischeif if your in need!! I got the US on Lock!

Ah...it would need to be trans-atlantic mischief then!! I have no trouble finding it myself, but hubby gets a bit anxious if I go out without him, especially if I'm leaving him with the in-laws!!

ewwww ya don't do that.. well fuck .. goto the grocery store.. where lots of girls always are.. grab one and take her home and have mischeif with the hubby!!>. tis the season to be giving!

Hmmm!! Have never had a girl before *waves dismissively at stunned reaction from onlookers!*

Have always found my satisfaction in good hard cocks!!

granted im definately not saying give up the hard cock.... *note to ladies the hard cock is your friend.... embrace it*..... But please don't turn your back to the soft, warm, wet, succulant PUSSY either.... there is much that lies between them walls of meaty goodness!

Never had the opportunity.....but as I said earlier...the new Year beckons!!

innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndeed.. I believe this is best done on new years nite.. my wife has already stated.. we are fucking another girl.. or girls on new years nite.. no if ands or butts....

Hrmm wonder how many are praying I have the camera handy.. Well .. i plan on haveing 2 digicams and a video cam hahah We shall see how the night goes!

I shall look forward to viewing...purely as an instructional aid of course!!

Closeup.. start posting you bastard.. my fingers are getting tired

What the fuck is up with BusterHymen.. he leaves more comments than anyone I know.. and yet never graces the board.. That boy vexes me!~

Yayyy allme and chelsy is on.. ok girls start posting my fingers are in turbo here Jump in anywere me and sexy have been going at it for a bit

hate when i miss the fun.

I guess he's just the opposite of you, didn't you say you never check out the ratings page? He's bizarro Puppet.

Thread revival time Bitches...

Im about to show you my pain and make you feel the fun!!!..

Puppets getting phucked up online.... Again.. ~

Will be a post whoring.. noob bashing... Cangirl loving good time!

sounds like a plan !!!

the quintessential puppet thread

Hrmm... perhaps ill make a week out of this thread

well... that explains a lot...

LOL!

Damn i was so drunk last night i wasn't capable of posting.. lol greatness

haha, I know what you mean.
You see the keys and yo kinda know what you wanna say, but when you try and type it, iy endsf uip lokoing lijke tissah

BAVOOOOOOOOOOOO you know exactly what i mean!

I hate it when I drunk post/email.

NOooooooo its the best thing ever.. you tend to say exactly whats on the mind.... and the funny becomes funnier!

That's exactly the problem...saying exactly what's on the mind...I recently did that and didn't want the other person to really know what I was thinking...not just yet. *sigh* Oh well...what's done is done.

yea .. you know what they say.. better out than in..

great now im quoted shrek LOL!

hey it was a great movie

do you know the muffin man?

Could this thread be merged with "I'm back, bitches", or is this just my imagination?

technically it could probably be merged with at least 50% of puppet's threads.

Definitely, but I didn't want to get technical. It's actually 52.543% of Puppet's threads.

I just can't keep up with the math geniuses around here.

Merge my thread and diE!

Well, it was just an estimate. Starting a new thread should actually start with a topic, but who am I to suggest such a thing?

Nobody...! No suggestions for you!

ok...so yeah...first off, waddup you crazy ass old man puppet!

secondly...EVERY SINGLE ONE OF PUPPETS THREADS CONTAINS ATLEAST ONE OF THE THREE FOLLOWING!
A. drinking
B. sex
C. more drinking, while having sex

so yeah..merging them is pointless..they just spawn again like red headed monkeys or something...


oh yeah..drunken phone calls are better than emails and shit cuz then the people hear you..dont have to try and decypher what iou whwant tso fucksah yshodui meant

Hahahhaha Damn sup Naraz!!! Good to see you still around bro .... yea I pretty well rounded lol with strict priorities

HOw ya been man

yeah, heavy breathing over the internet just isn't as effective as it is over the phone

it figures naraz's first pot back would be in puppet's "I'm drunk....blow me" thread

welcome back brotha!

Too funny. RMM is pure gold this week.

These are the days