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jackyoulike
When was the last time you got some action and with whom?
cowboy
QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Nov 14 2005, 08:37 PM)
When was the last time you got some action and with whom?
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Just last night and with Hot mama banana2.gif
Mezrein
Thrusday. I had my wisdom teeth pulled Friday. Im on inactive duty tell atleast wednesday due to that, and Im horny as hell, sad.gif
BEAUTIFUL
two nights ago...hopefully, later tonight again food-smiley-004.gif
rawkerguitarist
Couple nights ago
my_secret
Does boob sex count? Then this morning.
rawkerguitarist
QUOTE(my_secret @ Nov 14 2005, 09:35 PM)
Does boob sex count?  Then this morning.
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Whatever gets you to cum? Nah cause then masturbation would count and from being on this site all the guys would be like...5 seconds ago..so I dont think boob sex counts cause it asks when you got laid..
Mezrein
Just had sex, bout 45 minutes ago. This is an update, smile.gif
Ratt
Well, after talking with Hot mama, I was real horny like... so I took my fiance and chucked her on the bed (sorry... not the shower Hot mama, was too horny) and um... made love till we came in unison...

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Avvilimento
Late 2003. Partly by choice, largely because I've been single since then.

Still, it could be worse - one-nighters, purely sexual relationships, and things of that nature do nothing for me at all. It's gotta be the full McCoy before I'll go for it.
Ratt
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 05:24 AM)
Late 2003.  Partly by choice, largely because I've been single since then.

Still, it could be worse - one-nighters, purely sexual relationships, and things of that nature do nothing for me at all.  It's gotta be the full McCoy before I'll go for it.
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You poor bugger... I got a few mates in Brisbane who are looking for a bit...
Avvilimento
It's not so bad... Not getting any isn't my problem - it's the intimacy I crave. Call me crazy (you wouldn't be the first), but I just don't get anything much from it.

Yes, I am a freak. But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
Ratt
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 07:07 AM)
It's not so bad...  Not getting any isn't my problem - it's the intimacy I crave.  Call me crazy (you wouldn't be the first), but I just don't get anything much from it.

Yes, I am a freak.  But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
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Well mate, she is looking for more than a fling too...
Hot mama
Last night with cowboy 03.gif
Hot mama
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 07:07 AM)
It's not so bad...  Not getting any isn't my problem - it's the intimacy I crave.  Call me crazy (you wouldn't be the first), but I just don't get anything much from it.

Yes, I am a freak.  But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
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honey intimacy is a very good thing!!!!!!
Avvilimento
I like to agree there, HMama. My ex would've been quite happy without it (after a while, anyways - I think she appreciated it to start), but I find it's just as - if not more - important than what happens in between.

So tell me about this friend of yours, Ratt....
Ratt
So tell me about this friend of yours, Ratt....
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She's early 30's, seperated, has 3 kids - good kids, have spoken to them myself. Am trying to get here to come here herself... keep you posted...
Hot mama
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 07:25 AM)
I like to agree there, HMama.  My ex would've been quite happy without it (after a while, anyways - I think she appreciated it to start), but I find it's just as - if not more - important than what happens in between.

So tell me about this friend of yours, Ratt....
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looks like she losted out on a great guy!!!!
Ratt
QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 15 2005, 07:31 AM)
looks like she losted out on a great guy!!!!
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Who?
Hot mama
QUOTE(Ratt @ Nov 15 2005, 07:33 AM)
Who?
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his ex
Avvilimento
Ahh... father material, I am not. Not upto scratch mentally for that kind of stuff (nor a lot of other stuff, actually, like navigating the streets of Brisbane in an attempt to find a carpark). Probably too young, too, given I'm not quite 23 at the moment.
Hot mama
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 07:34 AM)
Ahh... father material, I am not.  Not upto scratch mentally for that kind of stuff (nor a lot of other stuff, actually, like navigating the streets of Brisbane in an attempt to find a carpark).  Probably too young, too, given I'm not quite 23 at the moment.
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your young but thats fine you are a sweet guy 2thumbs.gif
Avvilimento
QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 15 2005, 09:34 PM)
his ex
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By the end, she was only in it for the sex. I didn't mind so much, but upon reflection I really was just a dildo without batteries that could help carry the laundry, fix/assemble the furniture, and drive her places before her Ps gave her a car.
Ratt
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 07:34 AM)
Ahh... father material, I am not.  Not upto scratch mentally for that kind of stuff (nor a lot of other stuff, actually, like navigating the streets of Brisbane in an attempt to find a carpark).  Probably too young, too, given I'm not quite 23 at the moment.
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Fair enuf... it is a bit of a change...
Hot mama
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 07:36 AM)
By the end, she was only in it for the sex.  I didn't mind so much, but upon reflection I really was just a dildo without batteries that could help carry the laundry, fix/assemble the furniture, and drive her places before her Ps gave her a car.
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i feel bad for you honey you need a good women love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif
Avvilimento
Thanks Mama smile.gif There's actually a really nice girl I know, but she lives in another country. So the past few days have been a mad rush to try and get my passport (you'd be surprised how much more tedious it is than it should be) so I can go see her, 'cause she's moving a lot further away sometime next month.

Fingers crossed, 'eh? I'll keep you all posted (since I probably won't be posting much if things work out)

*Edit* You an' Cowboy definately got a good pairing happening. Can quite comfortably say I like the both of you grinning-smiley-003.gif *end*
Hot mama
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 07:44 AM)
Thanks Mama smile.gif  There's actually a really nice girl I know, but she lives in another country.  So the past few days have been a mad rush to try and get my passport (you'd be surprised how much more tedious it is than it should be) so I can go see her, 'cause she's moving a lot further away sometime next month.

Fingers crossed, 'eh?  I'll keep you all posted (since I probably won't be posting much if things work out)

*Edit* You an' Cowboy definately got a good pairing happening.  Can quite comfortably say I like the both of you grinning-smiley-003.gif *end*
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thank you hon i like you to!!!!!!!! i do hope things work out for you with that lady 2thumbs.gif
7mary3
It would have been two nights ago that I got laid. Working opposing shifts really interferes.
juicy_DD
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 12:07 PM)
It's not so bad...  Not getting any isn't my problem - it's the intimacy I crave.  Call me crazy (you wouldn't be the first), but I just don't get anything much from it.

Yes, I am a freak.  But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
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good for you brother....
paybarraman
August 2004
johnfreak
1989 sad.gif
cowboy
QUOTE(johnfreak @ Nov 15 2005, 03:37 PM)
1989 sad.gif
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Damn POOR GUY sad.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(johnfreak @ Nov 15 2005, 02:37 PM)
1989 sad.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif

it's a shame it's been a while, but i bet you were one hell of a wild 10 year old back then...
Gnappster
QUOTE(johnfreak @ Nov 15 2005, 03:37 PM)
1989 sad.gif
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they said last, not first
Kiana
Too damn long ago sad.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(Kiana @ Nov 15 2005, 05:57 PM)
Too damn long ago sad.gif
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how is that possible??!! bang.gif
countryboykalamazoo
That could be interprited a couple different ways, if I know Kiana at all, too damn long ago means about twenty minutes ago tongue.gif

Oh,and a week ago 03.gif
beenabadnurse
Saturday, November 4th, 2005


I think it was around 1 pm



And it was the best sex I've ever had in my whole entire life. happy.gif
countryboykalamazoo
Great sex is something you never forget, hopefully there is more of it coming your way, the only way to beat great sex..........with better sex tongue.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(beenabadnurse @ Nov 16 2005, 12:25 AM)
Saturday, November 4th, 2005
I think it was around 1 pm
And it was the best sex I've ever had in my whole entire life.  happy.gif
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so what exactly made it so much better than anything you've had before?
beenabadnurse
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Nov 16 2005, 02:10 AM)
so what exactly made it so much better than anything you've had before?
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A multitude of things, including a new position I've never tried before, large quantities of previously regressed emotion, pentup sexual frustration, etc...
diamondgeezer
Last weekend, on Friday night and Saturday morning. Got with a sexy 18 year old BBW.

Best. Sex. EVAR.
countryboykalamazoo
I've never had mindblowing sex with younger women, don't get me wrong, still good sex, but women in their mid twenties-thirties, they know how to contribute to a great ass poudin 2thumbs.gif
diamondgeezer
Sure, I know where you're comming from, but this one was goddam good for an 18 year old. She's got a real dirty mind, one of the things we have in common biggrin.gif She likes it rather rough, and I left her with bruised tits and arse - she wasn't complaining biggrin.gif

I'm gonna try and get some piccies next time I see her, weekend after next. She wants me to pork her in the arse, and who am I to refuse a lady?
countryboykalamazoo
Well nobody said anything about a dirty mind, that makes a world of difference, a young girl with a dirty mind is like a twenty five year old, freaky sex popc1.gif
bts34e
I got some last night, and need more today. I never get enough... tongue.gif
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(bts34e @ Nov 16 2005, 11:46 AM)
I got some last night, and need more today. I never get enough... tongue.gif
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I would like to give you some.... A lot actually .... bunches and bunches!!! laughing-smiley-017.gif
goofus67
QUOTE(bts34e @ Nov 16 2005, 11:46 AM)
I got some last night, and need more today. I never get enough... tongue.gif
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<<I never get enough>>

Who does?!

Last night, with wife...and as always...AWESOME!
Imagirlwatcher
QUOTE(bts34e @ Nov 16 2005, 08:46 AM)
I got some last night, and need more today. I never get enough... tongue.gif
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Ok, now you're just being mean! tongue.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(beenabadnurse @ Nov 16 2005, 09:06 AM)
A multitude of things, including a new position I've never tried before, large quantities of previously regressed emotion, pentup sexual frustration, etc...
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what was this new position?... c'mon nurse... you can't leave us hangin' like this, lol


(and oooh, it looks like someone had a "hate fuck" nah.gif )
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