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rage
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help smile.gif
Chaos-Theory
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 11 2011, 12:48 AM)
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help smile.gif
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I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?

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evade20
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory @ Jan 11 2011, 06:53 AM)
I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?

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ddd35
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory @ Jan 11 2011, 04:53 AM)
I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?

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rage
bang.gif another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny puke1.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 11 2011, 03:04 PM)
bang.gif another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny puke1.gif
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Ah its all in fun . food-smiley-004.gif
Chaos-Theory
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 11 2011, 05:04 PM)
bang.gif another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny puke1.gif
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Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.

Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:

angry-smiley-011.gif You wish that was me, fucktard!

nah.gif Good luck with your quest fella!
ddd35
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory @ Jan 12 2011, 07:33 AM)
Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.

Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:

angry-smiley-011.gif  You wish that was me, fucktard!

nah.gif  Good luck with your quest fella!
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evade20
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory @ Jan 12 2011, 09:33 AM)
Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.

Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:

angry-smiley-011.gif  You wish that was me, fucktard!

nah.gif  Good luck with your quest fella!
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If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, Rage! laughing-smiley-014.gif ph34r.gif
rage
just think its funny that my post says help ladies and all the post gets is you guys. you trying to tell me something outside thr box? lol what ever. i can take the heat and am not going anywere, so continue to run my name through the dirt if it makes you happy. again did nothing wrong and didnt think i was being a f~tard by outright asking. thought it would be nicer than creeping the pms around here. again wrong by the gods and NON mods. thank you for putting me in line. helped alot guys LMAO! drinkup.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 17 2011, 09:06 AM)
just think its funny that my post says help ladies and all the post gets is you guys. you trying to tell me something outside thr box? lol what ever. i can take the heat and am not going anywere, so continue to run my name through the dirt if it makes you happy. again did nothing wrong and didnt think i was being a f~tard by outright asking. thought it would be nicer than creeping the pms around here. again wrong by the gods and NON mods. thank you for putting me in line. helped alot guys LMAO! drinkup.gif
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Rage your profile says that you are 18. Some of us have been here at the site when you where only 12 years old. It is not the "Gods" job nor the Mods to protect your feeling's every time they are hurt. It is part of.. lets say initiation by getting slammed here when you first join, the fellows that can deal with some ribbing now and then stick around. Don't make a mountain out of an ant hill!
Good luck to you here, hope you are around for a long time and enjoy the site
To quote an oldtimer here:


"That Is All"
Bobaloo
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.

UB, you're a mod here now. You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay. Keep that schoolin' going.

And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.

I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom. I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.

If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.

and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame. that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before. I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me. Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."

BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 17 2011, 04:18 PM)
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.

UB, you're a mod here now.  You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay.  Keep that schoolin' going.

And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.

I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom.  I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.

If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.

and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame.  that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before.  I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me.  Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."

BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?
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Well said Stranger food-smiley-004.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 17 2011, 06:21 PM)
Well said Stranger  food-smiley-004.gif
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I haven't lost the knack.
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 17 2011, 04:28 PM)
I haven't lost the knack.
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Id say not .
rage
coco.gif ha ha...ha smilio00.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 17 2011, 06:18 PM)
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.

UB, you're a mod here now.? You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay.? Keep that schoolin' going.

And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.

I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom.? I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.

If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.

and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame.? that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before.? I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me.? Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."

BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?
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Every page of RMM is filled with pics that make it NSFW... regardless of whether they ar sig pics or not! blink.gif ph34r.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 17 2011, 07:12 PM)
Every page of RMM is filled with pics that make it NSFW... regardles of whether they ar sig pics or not! blink.gif  ph34r.gif
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it's not the sig pic or the avatar or the posted pics in an of themselves. But when sig pics get out of hand and take up two lines or are just huge pictures, it makes things hard to predict if I need to avert the page quickly.

But I get it. This is a boob site and there certainly is nothing wrong with putting our sexy RMM ladies in our sigs and avs. But I do most of my surfing at work, and it makes it trickier for me to be here because of that. It's not that I've shunned RMM because of sig pics. But they make it less convenient for me. Because of that I lose the habit of logging in here. But I pop in every now and then when I can and privacy allows.
evade20
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 17 2011, 07:34 PM)
it's not the sig pic or the avatar or the posted pics in an of themselves.  But when sig pics get out of hand and take up two lines or are just huge pictures, it makes things hard to predict if I need to avert the page quickly. 

But I get it.  This is a boob site and there certainly is nothing wrong with putting our sexy RMM ladies in our sigs and avs.  But I do most of my surfing at work, and it makes it trickier for me to be here because of that.  It's not that I've shunned RMM because of sig pics.  But they make it less convenient for me.  Because of that I lose the habit of logging in here.  But I pop in every now and then when I can and privacy allows.
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Skull and freakey were they worst offenders... They seem to have removed their sigs. ph34r.gif
Lynette
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 11 2011, 12:48 AM)
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help smile.gif
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Why? What's the point? Sounds like you may be asking for something that could be time consuming. What's in it for us gals?
Chaos-Theory
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 17 2011, 11:06 AM)
just think its funny that my post says help ladies and all the post gets is you guys. you trying to tell me something outside thr box? lol what ever. i can take the heat and am not going anywere, so continue to run my name through the dirt if it makes you happy. again did nothing wrong and didnt think i was being a f~tard by outright asking. thought it would be nicer than creeping the pms around here. again wrong by the gods and NON mods. thank you for putting me in line. helped alot guys LMAO! drinkup.gif
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You asking for it wasn't being a fucktard, you ragging on me when I was ribbing you for a really fucked up way to make a request was what made you one.

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As for creeping around with pms - dude, grow the fuck up. Realise that half the stuff that happens on this site is via PMs and you'll go a long way.

Now, I have no opinion on what sort of person you are, but continuing to have a cry every time you're called gay is only going to make the fellas on here call you gay more. Instead of saying "I'm not gay" try coming up with a comeback... for example, "When you sucked my dick last night you didn't complain!"

Now, I'm gonna be as blunt as I can, please don't take it offensively...

Deal with the shit, or fuck off.

And Lynette, you put out a great point, as well as great pics. grinning-smiley-003.gif
rage
thank you lynette for the interest...always looking to work out deals. Not saying it has to be pix for pix. im a computer programer by trade and tinker in graphic arts and lots of other things on the side. didnt mean to cause such chaos with such a simple request?
theinfamousjax
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 18 2011, 12:00 PM)
thank you lynette for the interest...always looking to work out deals. Not saying it has to be pix for pix. im a computer programer by trade and tinker in graphic arts and lots of other things on the side. didnt mean to cause such chaos with such a simple request?
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i think she was mocking you......
evade20
QUOTE(theinfamousjax @ Jan 18 2011, 10:20 PM)
i think she was mocking you......
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D'oh!
Lynette
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 18 2011, 12:00 PM)
thank you lynette for the interest...always looking to work out deals. Not saying it has to be pix for pix. im a computer programer by trade and tinker in graphic arts and lots of other things on the side. didnt mean to cause such chaos with such a simple request?
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Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? bang.gif I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended tongue.gif .
UncleBuck
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 19 2011, 06:37 PM)
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? bang.gif  I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended  tongue.gif .
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well said grinning-smiley-003.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 19 2011, 08:37 PM)
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? bang.gif  I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended  tongue.gif .
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Right on, Lynette! 2thumbs.gif

QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Jan 19 2011, 08:48 PM)
well said  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Agreed! grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 19 2011, 06:37 PM)
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? bang.gif  I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended  tongue.gif .
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QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Jan 19 2011, 06:48 PM)
well said  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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rage
hummmm interesting. i put a few things to offer in trade and i get busted out for wanting to show my parts. love how everyone reads into the worst. well what ever. kind of a dead subject here. just a bunch of crabby ppl with opinions. how do i delete my own post. this should have been done weeks ago. bored *yawn*
evade20
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 20 2011, 02:11 PM)
hummmm interesting. i put a few things to offer in trade and i get busted out for wanting to show my parts. love how everyone reads into the worst. well what ever. kind of a dead subject here. just a bunch of crabby ppl with opinions. how do i delete my own post. this should have been done weeks ago. bored *yawn*
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Just go away... You won't be missed... smilio04.gif smilio04.gif ph34r.gif


Damn are you lucky Bondi has left the room! blink.gif blink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 20 2011, 04:35 PM)
Just go away... You won't be missed... smilio04.gif  smilio04.gif  ph34r.gif
Damn are you lucky Bondi has left the room!  blink.gif  blink.gif
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Oh god , It would be good to see somebody other then me be the whipping post for bondi . smilio12.gif
Lynette
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 20 2011, 02:11 PM)
hummmm interesting. i put a few things to offer in trade and i get busted out for wanting to show my parts. love how everyone reads into the worst. well what ever. kind of a dead subject here. just a bunch of crabby ppl with opinions. how do i delete my own post. this should have been done weeks ago. bored *yawn*
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Dude, maybe the phrase "look before you leap" would be in order here. If you had checked the site out and read some of the threads prior to making your post, you would have realized that what you proposed was inappropriate for this forum. BTW, your description of the people here is very inacurate, and the very fact that you find their comments upsetting while continuing to post is pretty much proof that you're anything but bored. I read you as just another horny lurker with no one in your real life to show your parts to. It's really kind of sad when when you think about it.
foghorn
bobaloo...if i knew how, i would change my sig so that is scrolls. if someone wants to pm and tell me how, i may change it.

rage...i have been around a long time and it was after months and sometimes years of commenting with these ladies before i ask for a sig pic. i usually did it when we were chatting outside of rmm. develope some kind of relationship. take your time. if you are worthy a lady may eventually do one for you. there is a lady here that i've know for more than ten years i don't have a sig pic from her. just chill.
evade20
QUOTE(foghorn @ Jan 21 2011, 02:17 PM)
bobaloo...if i knew how, i would change my sig so that is scrolls.  if someone wants to pm and tell me how, i may change it.

rage...i have been around a long time and it was after months and sometimes years of commenting with these ladies before i ask for a sig pic.  i usually did it when we were chatting outside of rmm.  develope some kind of relationship.  take your time.  if you are worthy a lady may eventually do one for you.  there is a lady here that i've know for more than ten years i don't have a sig pic from her.  just chill.
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Fog, PM Comedyman. He can help you change your sig into a rotating .gif file.

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fun4us94
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 19 2011, 08:37 PM)
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? bang.gif  I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended  tongue.gif .
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so very well said...thats why my wife doesnt play on here anymore...she lets me post her pics and play here but she tired quickly of the uninvited cock pics...i have never offered to show myself to a lady on here...that only happens if they ask to see...its just a matter of politness and character
ddd35
QUOTE(fun4us94 @ Jan 25 2011, 09:07 PM)
so very well said...thats why my wife doesnt play on here anymore...she lets me post her pics and play here but she tired quickly of the uninvited cock pics...i have never offered to show myself to a lady on here...that only happens if they ask to see...its just a matter of politness and character
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Most just dont get it or they cant read : this is not RATE MY DORK tongue.gif
Zolton
Yup, I've come to not even looking at messages with attachments. Worked well so far!
ddd35
QUOTE(Zolton @ Jan 28 2011, 10:11 AM)
Yup, I've come to not even looking at messages with attachments.  Worked well so far!
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Thats a great plan
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 21 2011, 11:09 AM)
Oh god , It would be good to see somebody other then me be the whipping post for bondi .  smilio12.gif
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ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 30 2011, 04:22 AM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif  ph34r.gif
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well i realize i brought it on myself . food-smiley-004.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 30 2011, 09:46 AM)
well i realize i brought it on myself . food-smiley-004.gif
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Ya think?
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 30 2011, 11:58 AM)
Ya think?
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well I didnt give it alot of thought food-smiley-004.gif
Lynette
Just wondering about this topic and came up with a question... At what point are boobs defined as "large"? I'm guessing it's all about cup size. But what's "LARGE"? Large, full C cup? D cup? DD cup? Or, bigger than DD?
valoish
Might also depend on the girls physique... Ds on a 95lbs girl are large... but D on a 300lbs girl are small!!!
evade20
QUOTE(valoish @ May 6 2011, 09:09 PM)
Might also depend on the girls physique... Ds on a 95lbs girl are large... but D on a 300lbs girl are small!!!
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Valoish is correct. Cup size really is dependant on body size. A full C can look prety large on a really petite woman. A D will definitely look large on the same woman. Hell a D looks plenty large on most women. grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 6 2011, 10:49 PM)
Valoish is correct.   Cup size really is dependant on body size.  A full C can look prety large on a really petite woman.  A D will definitely look large on the same woman.  Hell a D looks plenty large on most women. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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D and above , Howver have seen a C on a petit gal that looked Huge .
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ May 7 2011, 07:14 AM)
D and above , Howver have seen a C on a petit gal that looked Huge .
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My point exactly. And a D on a petite babe is wonderful. love-smiley-085.gif love-smiley-085.gif love-smiley-085.gif
allnaturalguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 8 2011, 12:34 AM)
My point exactly.   And a D on a petite babe is wonderful. love-smiley-085.gif  love-smiley-085.gif  love-smiley-085.gif
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ALWAYS a wonderful beauty to behold wink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 7 2011, 10:34 PM)
My point exactly.   And a D on a petite babe is wonderful. love-smiley-085.gif  love-smiley-085.gif  love-smiley-085.gif
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Got a former class mate that is a 32D very petite and WOW , it looks great 2thumbs.gif
jrdroid
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 7 2011, 12:49 AM)
  Hell a D looks plenty large on most women. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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So what does that make my 36F?
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