the prophet puppet hath spoken.

I see all ..lol... through drunken goggles mostly

Cometh the hour, cometh the man!

Well in the new house now... hot tub should be in soon ... Internet should be up this week.. BH.. well you know lolol

it's about damn time!

It coincides with the release of Chinese Democracy

Funniest "in" joke ever

hi Puppet...

So glad I am online right now!

OMG.. so mad i wasn't online... Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii CG...

Bondi.. yall better love me.. hahah redoing this gives me arse pains... much like 3d has after running backwards through a corn field

If you need a hand just let me know brother

oh this time it will be glorious

Fan-fucking-tastic. Always delicious CG.

OHHHHH yes ... she is always welcomed to leave her lovin here

What's the new additions? Are all our old posts gone?

thats what im trying to work on recovering.. not sure if they have a back up.. i have a ticket in lol

There was about 1,000 or so quality posts from me over there!

or there was mucho... QUALITY PICTURES over there!!! LOL would blow these n00bs minds to see what we've seen LOL

Ahhhhhh touche... i never thought of those!

I've never stopped thinking of those.

Thanks to TV I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago

what are we all laughing about?

who cares

Why I laugh?

What was i supposed to be doing again??? lol

What was i supposed to be doing again??? lol

WTF was up with that double post... Damn im a quick poster.. 2 in 1 second thats some matrix style shit right there!

"he's good , real good "

if i can do that with every post my post count will sky rocket

That's not the only thing I heard you do twice in 1 second!

If you need help with BH let me know. You better be sticking around here until its ready too. I havent seen you in forever. My old roomate (you know the one) still has the biggest crush on you LOL even though shes getting married. I was told to invite you to the bachelorette party LOL

Ok so im sure some have wondered.. I haven't died or disappeared again.. I just got internet turned on at the house.. and the day it came.. my PC took a big shit on itself.. I will have a new one tonite though so i will be back in action soon.. Don't worry I didn't lose any data though so my collections are in tact...

Where's your new house?

LOL i never knew she had a crush on me in the first place.. you failed to mention that ROFL...

Oh.. just moved into a 3 bedroom house in The Colony... your going to love my bedroom... I made it into a dungeon LOL

Thats fuckin' BADASS!!!!

all the better to keep the girls from escaping

now you get the picture

heheh i thought the wall mounted slave rings.. to put the wrist cuffs through was a nice touch

it should be enough to scare away any jehovah's witnesses brave enough to knock on your door

As I hear they dont like walking up to the gates of hell and knocking on satans door. So I doubt they'll make it to the bedroom.

oh c'mon, puppet isn't satan.




maybe an anti-christ, but definitely no satan

LOL *laughs and polishes his horns*

funny


funnier


fucking hilarious

Wow that sounds like an invite too good to refuse 4 puppet!




At least all those shots of nude Pay are in tact huh?



Martha Stewart eat ur fucking heart out!

And Oscar De La Hoya thinks HE looks good in heels?!?!?!!!


Wait...did I type that out loud?

How do you type out loud????

you know im not quite sure

I speak the letters as I tap them out on the keyboard.........

doesnt everyone do that?

Ummm yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

your livin in the colony now puppet? damn we gotta get drunk sometime or somethin. im makin semi-regular trips to dallas area lately

OH hell yea.. we can definately do that .. Drunk is my First name... It got in a bar fight with my real first name and made it ..its bitch...