I've been awake now for about 20 hours (bar a half hour nap), worked one hell of a cunt of a day (8 hours) but can't get to sleep. I'm not really even tired anymore. I'm not sure if it's the joy of having four days off over the Zombie Jesus weekend, or just the severe dose of caffiene I've had after a two day drought.

If anyone has some tips to help me get to sleep, I'd really love the help.

Oh - and don't say lay off the caffiene - it usually helps me get to sleep.

I am gonna say jerk off or have sex


God knows it usually puts you all to sleep 4 seconds after it happens.


Or, 420.

I love the way you think!

Melatonin ... good herbal sleep suppliment

Sex with Chickie including drinking (lapping) some ice cold Lemoncello from her navel. Followed by a some Single Malt Scotch or VSOP Cognac which I would share with Chickie while I fondled her gorgeous and very ample breasts. Night. Night.

That was a delightful night and you slept like a baby after

You remember! That's how you got away from my captivity.....

i start with closing my eyes..works pretty damn well

Insomnia is a bitch! I surf the net, hell thats how I found this place

2009 dude ?

I can post here if I want to....

ahhh limincello .........had lots the best ever ever ever once in San Jose what a night !!!

and yes i know its an old thread !!


But i have been having a bitch of a time trying to sleep for the last while and this caught my eye !! I am talking like 6 months

You need to jack off more ,It puts me right to sleep

With a good looking babe like your wife...? You need help?

A good stiff drink usually helps me get to sleep..but then i wake up with a hangover....

I had to reread your post , FOR some reason thought it said , a "stiff dick , and bent over . But then I put my Bi focals on . LOL JK

You're going blind... Mother was right.

yep

What was the topic?

Sleep tips . Thats why are banter , I figured we could bore them to sleep

or bring back the Simpsons!

I thought that show went off the air after the movie ..LOL

There are always reruns on Hulu...

Hmm I dont get that station .

It is on the internet!

Like I said LOL

A very strong Gin and tonic is working for me now.

I been jacking off before bed , I sleep like a baby after .

And grow hair on your palms overnight!

No but having trouble seeing in the morning

You're not suppose to get it in you face!

momma always said It make you go blind .

You didn't listen to yo momma!

Course not

What fun would that have been .

You're going to pass out....

I would suggest a bedtime story to lull you to beddy-bye. My personal favorite is "Go the f*ck to sleep" as read by Samuel Jackson. This is real & hilarious. Look it up.