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muzicmaniac2005
I LOVE older women!!! I've had sex with 2 women in their 40's and it was better than fucking a woman in her 20's!! Anyone else feel that way?? How about you older women....like younger guys????
evade20
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 17 2006, 02:14 PM)
I LOVE older women!!!  I've had sex with 2 women in their 40's and it was better than fucking a woman in her 20's!!  Anyone else feel that way??  How about you older women....like younger guys????
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WTF!
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closeup
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 17 2006, 02:14 PM)
I LOVE older women!!!  I've had sex with 2 women in their 40's and it was better than fucking a woman in her 20's!!  Anyone else feel that way??  How about you older women....like younger guys????
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I can see this thread going a long way. All the women I know love to refer to themselves as old. How about starting the opposite one at the same time; Any old guys like to bang hot 20 year old women?
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 17 2006, 12:27 PM)
I can see this thread going a long way. All the women I know love to refer to themselves as old. How about starting the opposite one at the same time; Any old guys like to bang hot 20 year old women?
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ask evade nah.gif
muzicmaniac2005
obviously you guys haven't tried it.....i would rather fuck an older woman anytime than a younger woman.

ps....not calling them "old"......just older than me. read it closer next time
Bobaloo
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 17 2006, 03:59 PM)
obviously you guys haven't tried it.....i would rather fuck an older woman anytime than a younger woman.

ps....not calling them "old"......just older than me.  read it closer next time
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if you get close enough, you can see the individual pixels. Therein lies muzic's hidden message.
UncleBuck
Tough question,,,,,, 2 weeks ago I woke up with a 39 yr old ....she was just as good as when she was 38 and I honestly can say better than when she was 20.




(God please let her read this)
Bobaloo
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Oct 17 2006, 04:58 PM)
Tough question,,,,,, 2 weeks ago I woke up with a 39 yr old ....she was just as good as when she was 38 and I honestly can say better than when she was 20.
(God please let her read this)
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so basically there was a little improvement from 20 to 38, but she hasn't really improved at all in the past year. I'd say she's hit her peak and it's time to conquer 3d's baby-sitter 2thumbs.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 17 2006, 05:02 PM)
so basically there was a little improvement from 20 to 38, but she hasn't really improved at all in the past year.  I'd say she's hit her peak and it's time to conquer 3d's baby-sitter 2thumbs.gif
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hey now , your treading on my turf there Bob !!!!!!! LOL guns.gif





Id have to say at 18 -25 they want it allot more then they do at 35-45 cause life gets way more complicated , cause chances are when you were getting it at 18 they took ya serious and now at 40 they have your child to take care of and ball games to go to , and scout meetings to go to and such .. but I will say when it does happen at 40 it is awesome ....LOL
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 17 2006, 03:09 PM)
hey now  , your treading on my turf there Bob !!!!!!!   LOL    guns.gif
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hey aren't you married 3d? the baby sitter is mine...what college does she go to?
closeup
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 17 2006, 03:59 PM)
obviously you guys haven't tried it.....i would rather fuck an older woman anytime than a younger woman.

ps....not calling them "old"......just older than me.  read it closer next time
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So, do you like your Granny Porn on Dvd or VHS? Or do you prefer the Do-it- Yourself home movie?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 17 2006, 06:12 PM)
So, do you like your Granny Porn on Dvd or VHS? Or do you prefer the Do-it- Yourself home movie?
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They both have pros and cons.

DVD = extra angles
VHS = lower resolution which suppresses the gag reflex
closeup
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 17 2006, 07:05 PM)
They both have pros and cons.

DVD = extra angles
VHS = lower resolution which suppresses the gag reflex
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What about the home movies? Or don't you share them?
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 17 2006, 03:56 PM)
ask evade  nah.gif
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BAM!!

I'd fuck a tight 18yr old anyday. Women in their 40's may be more experienced but they dont age like red wine
evade20
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 17 2006, 02:14 PM)
I LOVE older women!!!? I've had sex with 2 women in their 40's and it was better than fucking a woman in her 20's!!? Anyone else feel that way??? How about you older women....like younger guys????
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Muzic...Your whole question just lacks any form of class... blink.gif

I recently wished happy birthday to one of the lovely ladies (and frequent posters) on this site who had just turned 40. She lamented to me in her thank you that she had just become 'officially' middle aged. My response to her was that middle age didn't start until she was at least a year older than I was and that they keep moving the age up every year. laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif There are no "older women" on this site...just beautiful babes of varying ages.


QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 17 2006, 03:56 PM)
ask evade? nah.gif
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In the spiirit of Halloween.... laughing-smiley-017.gif

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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 18 2006, 01:38 AM)
I'd fuck a tight 18yr old anyday. Women in their 40's may be more experienced but they dont age like red wine
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Hey, Bondi, I heard Lynette just turned 18 ( again ). She's just your type... ph34r.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif nah.gif
evade20
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Oct 17 2006, 04:58 PM)
Tough question,,,,,, 2 weeks ago I woke up with a 39 yr old ....she was just as good as when she was 38 and I honestly can say better than when she was 20.
(God please let her read this)
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Your S/O reads RMM? blink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 17 2006, 05:40 PM)
hey aren't you married 3d? the baby sitter is mine...what college does she go to?
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of course im married , and i thought you were as well , leave my baby sitter alone 1 LOL food-smiley-004.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 18 2006, 01:38 AM)
BAM!!

I'd fuck a tight 18yr old anyday. Women in their 40's may be more experienced but they dont age like red wine
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Bondi the 18m yr old might be tight but the 40 yr old knows how to satisfy .. drinkup.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 18 2006, 06:45 AM)
Bondi   the 18m yr old might be tight but the  40 yr old knows how to  satisfy ..   drinkup.gif
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but the 18-year-old can be told how to satisfy! 2thumbs.gif

and good lay is a good lay. But if I'm a pool boy and mom and daughter are laying out while I'm working... my eyes are glued to the 18-year-old daughter... If I'm lucky she'll offer me lemonade. If I'm really lucky, she'll invite me in. If I'm super-duper lucky, her mother will follow us.
Gnappster
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 18 2006, 02:29 AM)
Muzic...Your whole question just lacks any form of class... blink.gif

I recently wished happy birthday to one of the lovely ladies (and frequent posters) on this site who had just turned 40.  She lamented to me in her thank you that she had just become 'officially' middle aged.  My response to her was that middle age didn't start until she was at least a year older than I was and that they keep moving the age up every year. laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif There are no "older women" on this site...just beautiful babes of varying ages.


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A good point by evade(I can't believe it either!). Half the threads people start aren't bad in and of themselves, but they are often worded poorly, with no class, barely readable, or all of the above.

QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 18 2006, 02:29 AM)
Hey, Bondi, I heard Lynette just turned 18 ( again ).  She just your type...  ph34r.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif  nah.gif
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Totally reminds me of a neil gaiman short story I read once. It's about this dude who over the course of quite a few years keeps seeing this same girl in different girly magazines. She always looks good but is obviously aging, and her age is always listed as 19. It's in Smoke and Mirrors..great book.

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 18 2006, 04:44 AM)
of course im married  , and i thought you were as well   , leave my baby sitter alone 1   LOL  food-smiley-004.gif
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my wife is married but I'm not tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 18 2006, 01:00 PM)
my wife is married but I'm not tongue.gif
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I have no idea where that line came from, but it cracks people up every time I use it. I think I got it from you, but I've never known you to say anything original, so I'm assuming you got it from somewhere else.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 18 2006, 11:30 AM)
I have no idea where that line came from, but it cracks people up every time I use it.  I think I got it from you, but I've never known you to say anything original, so I'm assuming you got it from somewhere else.
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you might have got it from me and you are correct in thinking that I stole it from somewhere.

I'm an off and on pro wrestling fan. Every few years when its good I watch, right now I don't.

Anyway, years ago, this guy named Dean Malenko was trying to pick up this girl wrestler named Lita. People would say, "but dude, aren't you married?"
to which he would answer, "'my wife is married, but I'm not"

where he stole it from, I have no idea.

and now you know the rest of the story.
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 18 2006, 01:00 PM)
It's in Smoke and Mirrors..
my wife is married but I'm not tongue.gif
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ph34r.gif coz.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
muzicmaniac2005
I'm glad you guys like to speak your mind, and thanks for your opinions! Now lets get a FEMALE opinion......
closeup
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 18 2006, 09:18 PM)
I'm glad you guys like to speak your mind, and thanks for your opinions!  Now lets get a FEMALE opinion......
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I think I can speak for all old women when I say, "Yes, we like to get screwed by young studs" I think Oprah did a show on this subject, or maybe it was Jerry Springer.
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 18 2006, 07:23 PM)
I think I can speak for all old women when I say, "Yes, we like to get screwed by young studs" I think Oprah did a show on this subject, or maybe it was Jerry Springer.
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It was Springer



Oprah was just one of the guests laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 18 2006, 04:29 AM)
There are no "older women" on this site...just beautiful babes of varying ages.
In the spiirit of Halloween.... laughing-smiley-017.gif

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Well not older than you anyway! blink.gif


QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 18 2006, 04:46 AM)
Your S/O reads RMM?  blink.gif
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I believe I know who she is grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 19 2006, 03:15 AM)
Well not older than you anyway! blink.gif
I believe I know who she is grinning-smiley-003.gif
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okay dont keep it to yourself ?
bondiguy
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 19 2006, 06:55 AM)
okay dont keep it to yourself ?
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Nt without UB's blessing as I once told him I would keep it hush hush
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 19 2006, 07:10 AM)
Nt without UB's blessing as I once told him I would keep it hush hush
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i like your valor here to a friend grinning-smiley-003.gif
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 19 2006, 03:15 AM)
Well not older than you anyway! blink.gif
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Not true!

It's DeJaVu all over again .... love-smiley-085.gif

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Logging in at 58...clearly her spirit is still young... 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 19 2006, 07:41 AM)
Not true!

It's DeJaVu all over again .... love-smiley-085.gif
Logging in at 58...clearly her spirit is still young... 2thumbs.gif
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I thought evade was like 100? wacko.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 19 2006, 12:48 PM)
I thought evade was like 100? wacko.gif
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You're adding up all my previous life times... dry.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 19 2006, 12:48 PM)
I thought evade was like 100? wacko.gif
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I guessed at 104
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 19 2006, 03:15 AM)
Well not older than you anyway! blink.gif
I believe I know who she is grinning-smiley-003.gif
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On your solemn honor do not tell grinning-smiley-003.gif ...besides, it would take all the fun out of it for the rest of us to figure out. tongue.gif
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 19 2006, 06:35 PM)
I guessed at 104
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That would be because you have added the combined ages of evade20 & evade21... laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 20 2006, 07:41 AM)
That would be because you have added the combined ages of  evade20 & evade21... laughing-smiley-017.gif
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yes, evade21 is 12 years old
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 20 2006, 11:34 AM)
yes, evade21 is 12 years old
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Yeah, he's trying to get picked up by one of those kinky teachers that you hear about in the news... 22.gif
ddd35
well on the topic of younger vs. older , had to sit thru a school mtg the other night , and the student council gave a presentation , 3- 18 yr old famales well built and very fit and trim ,, my my to be that age again ~~~ 22.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 20 2006, 09:39 AM)
On your solemn honor do not tell grinning-smiley-003.gif ...besides, it would take all the fun out of it for the rest of us to figure out.  tongue.gif
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I wouldn't... my word is my word grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 20 2006, 11:34 AM)
yes, evade21 is 12 years old
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Hey-Oh!!! laughing-smiley-017.gif
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 21 2006, 08:17 PM)
I wouldn't... my word is my word grinning-smiley-003.gif

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ph34r.gif The only person(s) who could fairly drop any hints are UB or his S/O...the rest is a detective game... ph34r.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 22 2006, 12:03 AM)
ph34r.gif The only person(s) who could fairly drop any hints are UB or his S/O...the rest is a detective game... ph34r.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I feel like im 15 minutes into a whodunnit movie and I already know the Killer tongue.gif
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 22 2006, 01:07 AM)
I feel like im 15 minutes into a whodunnit movie and I already know the Killer tongue.gif
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I thought you wrote the plot.... blink.gif coz.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 22 2006, 10:52 PM)
I thought you wrote the plot.... blink.gif  coz.gif
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Or maybe I am the killer guns.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 21 2006, 03:22 PM)
well on the topic  of  younger vs. older  , had to sit thru a school mtg the other night , and the student council gave a presentation  ,  3- 18 yr old  famales  well built  and very fit and trim  ,, my my to be that age again  ~~~ 22.gif
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PICS?! ohmy.gif
closeup
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 22 2006, 01:07 AM)
I feel like im 15 minutes into a whodunnit movie and I already know the Killer tongue.gif
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I feel like I'm 5 minutes into a shitty movie and I already know it's going back into the box and back to the video store.
evade20
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 23 2006, 03:11 PM)
I feel like I'm 5 minutes into a shitty movie and I already know it's going back into the box and back to the video store.
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UB's S/O would have to supply the pics.....wait that would spoil the whole plot....Nevermind. blink.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 19 2006, 07:10 AM)
Nt without UB's blessing as I once told him I would keep it hush hush
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A gentleman and an Aussie

grinning-smiley-003.gif
evade20
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Oct 23 2006, 09:15 PM)
A gentleman and an Ausie

grinning-smiley-003.gif
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A walking talking Oximoron.... nah.gif ***ducking ***** laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 23 2006, 03:11 PM)
I feel like I'm 5 minutes into a shitty movie and I already know it's going back into the box and back to the video store.
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you're doing what now?

QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Oct 23 2006, 09:15 PM)
A gentleman and an Aussie

grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Yeah... who knew? tongue.gif
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