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post May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
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Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.


I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else confused-smiley-013.gif

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I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits love-smiley-085.gif

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Assfucker   Assfucker Has Entered The Room So....   May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
Blond Bombshell   Hey there baby ! Thought I would make you sm...   Jul 5 2006, 05:06 PM
foxy lady   What up Mister Assfucker? :)   Jul 5 2006, 09:45 PM
Assfucker   ;) Hey doll, s'up with you?   Jul 6 2006, 08:30 AM
foxy lady   Work, work and more work, that's about all ...   Jul 6 2006, 08:32 AM
Assfucker   o'rly?   Jul 6 2006, 08:33 AM
foxy lady   uhuh :(   Jul 6 2006, 08:41 AM
Blond Bombshell   That is AF for................. oh really yo...   Jul 6 2006, 06:09 PM
foxy lady   I've had a sneak preview of his chit chat l...   Jul 6 2006, 08:03 PM
fellatiofiend18   been some time since i have been in the members 41...   Jul 10 2006, 05:30 AM
Assfucker   :blink: wow, that took me a second to figure out....   Jul 10 2006, 10:35 AM
fellatiofiend18   what is up with your dislike for puerto ricans?...   Jul 12 2006, 03:55 AM
foxy lady   You and you're ketchup chippies.......lol   Jul 10 2006, 03:38 PM
Assfucker   :P   Jul 10 2006, 03:39 PM
foxy lady   share you assfucker you :nahnah:   Jul 10 2006, 03:42 PM
Assfucker   Nope, but I have seen them on there...mebbe in t...   Jul 11 2006, 08:26 AM
foxy lady   Hey there AF, how's it going? You've been...   Aug 9 2006, 09:20 AM
natalie   Holy crap Assman, even puppet's thread has see...   Jan 19 2007, 04:39 PM
Assfucker   :blink: Wow........nice to see you too :nahnah: ...   Jan 19 2007, 04:48 PM
natalie   Yeah Blondie mentioned that you were training. ...   Jan 19 2007, 05:45 PM
Assfucker   Lets see, I'm at the gym at 5AM wednesday-f...   Jan 23 2007, 01:27 PM
Assfucker   what no nasty birphdhay pics? <_< ...   Feb 27 2007, 10:08 AM
Gnappster   Slappy Birphdhay AF, have fun jacking off ...   Feb 27 2007, 01:16 PM
Assfucker   :roflmao: Where'd you get that one........   Feb 27 2007, 01:18 PM
Gnappster   I can't reveal my sources.   Feb 27 2007, 01:36 PM
Assfucker   good to post atcha knappy, everything good......I...   Feb 27 2007, 01:39 PM
Bobaloo   :roflmao: what goes around comes around... and w...   Feb 27 2007, 08:00 PM
Assfucker   and a flappy birphdeahy pic to me from me :P   Feb 27 2007, 01:40 PM
ddd35   hope the b-day was as fun as the pics weve seen t...   Feb 27 2007, 02:53 PM
Assfucker   35 <_<   Feb 27 2007, 02:59 PM
ddd35   still a ways to go to get to the next hump ...   Feb 27 2007, 03:04 PM
Assfucker   hopefully my next hump will be tonight :nahnah:   Feb 27 2007, 03:10 PM
ddd35   LOL im sure all you have to do is ask BB ..   Feb 27 2007, 03:12 PM
Blond Bombshell   :unsure: I dont know my head might hurt :lol:   Feb 27 2007, 04:52 PM
Bobaloo   So that's why AF was asking me for my aspirin...   Feb 27 2007, 08:05 PM
ddd35   well put a pillow against the headboard hun .....   Feb 27 2007, 10:13 PM
Blond Bombshell   :lol: that does happen or in the shower I always ...   Feb 28 2007, 08:40 AM
Assfucker   'bout time we wash eachother isn't it.......   Feb 28 2007, 09:02 AM
ddd35   you need one of those 2 people showers ...   Feb 28 2007, 05:49 PM
Assfucker   Werd-up RMMers. Can't believe I was on t...   Mar 21 2007, 01:35 PM
Gnappster   we have active posters who are on page 3 :lol:   Mar 21 2007, 01:43 PM
Assfucker   Nice to see you too :silvio:   Mar 21 2007, 01:44 PM
Gnappster   awww muffin, i'm sorry. wanna hug?   Mar 21 2007, 01:56 PM
Assfucker   I prefer spooning :kisses: You still hav...   Mar 21 2007, 02:04 PM
Blond Bombshell   I baby I will give you a bump but not one I can t...   Mar 21 2007, 02:36 PM
Assfucker   Keep it wet for me, I'll see you a little lat...   Mar 21 2007, 02:43 PM
Blond Bombshell   You know I will be drinking wine ..........   Mar 21 2007, 02:49 PM
Assfucker   :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:   Mar 21 2007, 02:51 PM
Gnappster   it's just not the same without you though :k...   Mar 21 2007, 02:51 PM
Assfucker   I know, I've been reading.....it's way gh...   Mar 21 2007, 02:53 PM
Gnappster   I didn't think that was possible. :wacko:   Mar 21 2007, 02:55 PM
Assfucker   For a site that has so many hot chickas posting t...   Mar 21 2007, 03:01 PM
Blond Bombshell   :drama: :lol:   Mar 21 2007, 03:09 PM
Blond Bombshell   Hi babe :kisses:   Mar 22 2007, 02:47 PM
Gnappster   oh please, I follow the hot chickas posting the ...   Mar 22 2007, 03:01 PM
Assfucker   hey doll Dood, I've been reading your gha...   Mar 22 2007, 03:05 PM
Gnappster   You've been reading our gayness for 2 days??...   Mar 22 2007, 03:09 PM
Assfucker   It's hard to even get through yer faggyness i...   Mar 22 2007, 03:13 PM
Bobaloo   Admit it. You just want a private homo forum for...   Mar 22 2007, 03:18 PM
Gnappster   It may be hard to believe but a message board wi...   Mar 22 2007, 03:20 PM
Assfucker   Well one good thing is it will cut down on men joi...   Mar 22 2007, 03:32 PM
Gnappster   Shhhh, you'll blow our cover!   Mar 22 2007, 03:48 PM
Puppet   This coming from a guy named ASSFUCKER... are you ...   Mar 22 2007, 06:25 PM
Assfucker   RE: Assfucker Has Entered The Room So....   Mar 23 2007, 11:25 AM
Blond Bombshell   Well Puppet Sorry to tell ya .................but...   Mar 30 2007, 12:25 AM
Puppet   Closet Homo :unsure:   Mar 30 2007, 07:15 PM
Assfucker   dood, you look in the mirror lately :huh: a...   Apr 3 2007, 10:25 AM
Puppet   you'd know.. did you get all the come out your...   Apr 3 2007, 08:07 PM
Assfucker   Dear Muppet Please keep yer gay fantasies to yo...   Apr 4 2007, 08:34 AM
paybarraman   :drama: Some good burns being slung around in he...   Apr 4 2007, 09:44 AM
Blond Bombshell   Hey babe I love ya & thanks for being such a g...   May 8 2007, 01:33 PM
ddd35   AH thanks :bonerfied:   May 14 2007, 01:36 PM
bondiguy   Assfucker gives you a boner?   May 16 2007, 01:00 AM
ddd35   only when hes with BB .. :2thumbsup:   May 16 2007, 09:07 AM
bondiguy   Uh huh....... :blink:   May 17 2007, 12:49 AM
Assfucker   awww thanks for the bump :wub: :wub2:   May 8 2007, 02:02 PM
baby21   <_< Well that was entertaining.. :P   May 17 2007, 11:41 AM
bondiguy   about as entertaining as a fart in an elevator   May 18 2007, 01:02 AM
baby21   Depending on what kind of fart... that could be p...   May 23 2007, 02:11 AM
bondiguy   Not if your stuck in that smal space with a dead...   May 23 2007, 02:14 AM
baby21   See .. that's the funny part... death by fa...   May 23 2007, 02:34 AM
bondiguy   You my dear have a warped sense of humour..........   May 23 2007, 02:40 AM
ddd35   if you think that was entertaining you should c...   May 18 2007, 09:13 AM
ddd35   HEy AF is Blonde feeling better ? you said last...   May 21 2007, 02:02 PM
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