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Ha ha, spotted! :thumbup:

And after that 8 dozen and the other dozen, you'll be down to one more dozen.

spotted as well :thumbup:

once I get moved into my new place I plan to set my brewing into overdrive. I think a stockpile of at least 20 dozen beer would be adequate.

I actually own a Mr Beer home-brewing kit. I made one batch last year and haven't used it since. It's sitting right next to my pizza maker beside my crock pot on the same counter as my rotisserie oven, none of which I ever use. If it can't be cooked in a microwave or George Foreman grill, I'll just go eat out. Also, on the same counter: a blender I never use, same with the toaster oven and coffee maker. I start off with the best intentions when I buy this stuff, but somewhere along the way (usually by the time I use it a couple times) I lose intrest. Although the coffee maker and crock pot were gifts, the rest of the stuff was just a waste of money. My maid kept asking for the rotisserie grill, (set it and forget it), claiming that I've never used it (true) and she would use it all the time. So, about a month ago, I told her to take the damn thing. She said, never mind, her husband heard her complain so much about me not giving her mine, that he went out and bought her one. And, she keeps saying, she does use it all the time Maybe I ought to give her my Mr Beer,or have her brew me a few batches for it.

I actually own a Mr Beer home-brewing kit. I made one batch last year and haven't used it since. It's sitting right next to my pizza maker beside my crock pot on the same counter as my rotisserie oven, none of which I ever use. If it can't be cooked in a microwave or George Foreman grill, I'll just go eat out. Also, on the same counter: a blender I never use, same with the toaster oven and coffee maker. I start off with the best intentions when I buy this stuff, but somewhere along the way (usually by the time I use it a couple times) I lose intrest. Although the coffee maker and crock pot were gifts, the rest of the stuff was just a waste of money. My maid kept asking for the rotisserie grill, (set it and forget it), claiming that I've never used it  (true) and she would use it all the time. So, about a month ago, I told her to take the damn thing. She said, never mind, her husband heard her complain so much about me not giving her mine, that he went out and bought her one. And, she keeps saying, she does use it all the time Maybe I ought to give her my Mr Beer,or have her brew me a few batches for it.

I know what you mean about not using shit you think would be a good idea in the store or whatever. that's why I was super scrutinizing when the wife and I were registering for our wedding stuff. I didn't want to end up with a bunch of crap that I have to find a place on a shelf for... I have very limited counter space.

and most importantly...

PICS?!?

I drank a bunch of beer in nat's honour. I'm such a gentleman.

Did I mention that I finally started drinking the beer I made. It's actually pretty damned good! And it passed the first test...I didn't go blind.
Now I have 11 dozen beer just begging to be consumed.
Sorry, that's 8 dozen now. :alc:

:lol spotted...
and feel free to send some of that beer to me for vigorous testing!

I actually own a Mr Beer home-brewing kit. I made one batch last year and haven't used it since. It's sitting right next to my pizza maker beside my crock pot on the same counter as my rotisserie oven, none of which I ever use. If it can't be cooked in a microwave or George Foreman grill, I'll just go eat out. Also, on the same counter: a blender I never use, same with the toaster oven and coffee maker. I start off with the best intentions when I buy this stuff, but somewhere along the way (usually by the time I use it a couple times) I lose intrest. Although the coffee maker and crock pot were gifts, the rest of the stuff was just a waste of money. My maid kept asking for the rotisserie grill, (set it and forget it), claiming that I've never used it  (true) and she would use it all the time. So, about a month ago, I told her to take the damn thing. She said, never mind, her husband heard her complain so much about me not giving her mine, that he went out and bought her one. And, she keeps saying, she does use it all the time Maybe I ought to give her my Mr Beer,or have her brew me a few batches for it.

I saw the Mr. Beer but decided against it in favour of the regular big batch traditional method. I doubt I'll lost interest in it, simply because I love beer and I am a cheap bastard.
But I hear ya about all the other stuff. Mostly just takes up space. Although I use my Foreman Grill all the time and just bought a panini press and have used it quite a bit, but we'll see if that lasts.

PICS?!?

I was thinking the same thing....I hope you at least insist that she wears the little french maid outfit.

Damn I missed the maid bit.... we want pics!

Damn I missed the maid bit.... we want pics!

She'd never go for it, although she used to be a dancer. She'd be so pissed thou if her pictures ended up on the internet. Her husband would (and could) probably kill me. I was doing a move last month right across the street from her house. I didn't realize it until she stuck her head out the window and started yelling my name as I was backing up the truck. Anyway, towards the end of the day we had to dissassemble a ping-pong table that had about 100 screws. So I walked across the street to see if I could borrow an electric screwdriver from her. She sent me out to her husband in the garage. This guy looked like a linebacker for the Patriots. I'm 6ft, 190lbs and I was a runt compared to him. So, to make a long story short, I'll pass on posting pictures of her.

She'd never go for it, although she used to be a dancer. She'd be so pissed thou if her pictures ended up on the internet. Her husband would (and could) probably kill me. I was doing a move last month right across the street from her house. I didn't realize it until she stuck her head out the window and started yelling my name as I was backing up the truck. Anyway, towards the end of the day we had to dissassemble a ping-pong table that had about 100 screws. So I walked across the street to see if I could borrow an electric screwdriver from her. She sent me out to her husband in the garage. This guy looked like a linebacker for the Patriots. I'm 6ft, 190lbs and I was a runt compared to him. So, to make a long story short, I'll pass on posting pictures of her.

couldn't you just black the face out?

couldn't you just black the face out?

Yeah, I could do that. But it's not like she's wearing a french maids outfit. Especially now when it's about 30 degrees out. She's about the same size and shape as Kiana.

She'd never go for it, although she used to be a dancer. She'd be so pissed thou if her pictures ended up on the internet. Her husband would (and could) probably kill me. I was doing a move last month right across the street from her house. I didn't realize it until she stuck her head out the window and started yelling my name as I was backing up the truck. Anyway, towards the end of the day we had to dissassemble a ping-pong table that had about 100 screws. So I walked across the street to see if I could borrow an electric screwdriver from her. She sent me out to her husband in the garage. This guy looked like a linebacker for the Patriots. I'm 6ft, 190lbs and I was a runt compared to him. So, to make a long story short, I'll pass on posting pictures of her.

first of all, We're not asking your to post her pictures on the Internet, just post them here.

secondly, Dancer???? Trust me. she's just dying to hvae you take osme pics of her

thirdly, I can think of some jokes about screws on the ping-pong table, but they're all lame.

and lastly, if you promise to get pics, I can give you some ether to use. It's done wonders for my love life.

oh, one more thing, when you went there to borrow the screwdriver, you should have said. Hi, can I be your screwdriver? she'd be like, what? then you could be like, can I borrow your screwdriver. lame, but funny. Okay, not reall ythat funny. but it's been a long day.

Yeah, I could do that. But it's not like she's wearing a french maids outfit. Especially now when it's about 30 degrees out. She's about the same size and shape as Kiana.

Sounds like someone needs to invest in a nanny-cam!!!

http://www.nannycam.com/

secondly, Dancer????  Trust me.  she's just dying to hvae you take osme pics of her

exactly what I was thinking and probably true.

and if ou can't get any pics, you might be able to photoshop something plausible out of this:
(IMG:http://superfrenchie.com/Pics/Blog/Frenchies/french-maid.jpg)

Sounds like someone needs to invest in a nanny-cam!!!

http://www.nannycam.com/

damn, I was hoping that was going to be a different kind of website altogether.

as a sidenote, what percentage of sales do you think are to perverted old bastards?

exactly what I was thinking and probably true.

and if ou can't get any pics, you might be able to photoshop something plausible out of this:
(IMG:http://superfrenchie.com/Pics/Blog/Frenchies/french-maid.jpg)

Photo- what. You must have forgotten who you were talking to. I just checked to see if I already had any pictures of her from just being in the background. Nope.

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exactly what I was thinking and probably true.

and if ou can't get any pics, you might be able to photoshop something plausible out of this:
(IMG:http://superfrenchie.com/Pics/Blog/Frenchies/french-maid.jpg)

done! :thumbup:

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damn, I was hoping that was going to be a different kind of website altogether.

as a sidenote, what percentage of sales do you think are to perverted old bastards?

haha. Maybe there's a hidden url dealing with exactly that. :)

Likely upwards of 98.768543354% but thats' just a rough guess

Photo- what. You must have forgotten who you were talking to. I just checked to see if I already had any pictures of her from just being in the background. Nope.

Good point. Sometimes I lose track of plausibility and actually think you've absorbed the combined knowledge of all the sequential closeups.

In any case, just check out the link I provided and go from there. If you and the rest of the closeups can't figure out what to do next, just let me know.

As an added benefit of the nannycam, if her linebacker husband figures out what you're up to, you'll have darn good evidence against your assailant.

Good point.  Sometimes I lose track of plausibility and actually think you've absorbed the combined knowledge of all the sequential closeups. 

In any case, just check out the link I provided and go from there.  If you and the rest of the closeups can't figure out what to do next, just let me know.

As an added benefit of the nannycam, if her linebacker husband figures out what you're up to, you'll have darn good evidence against your assailant.

Link to what, the nannycam? This is starting to sound like more effort than 3d's babysitter. But, I said I'll see what I can do. And so I shall.

Link to what, the nannycam? This is starting to sound like more effort than 3d's babysitter. But, I said I'll see what I can do. And so I shall.

Good man!!

and 3d's babysitter pics took little effort. Search web, right click, open with paint, select black paint brush, save as, post on RMM. :lol:

She's about the same size and shape as Kiana.

Hot damn!!! :blink:

exactly what I was thinking and probably true.

and if ou can't get any pics, you might be able to photoshop something plausible out of this:
(IMG:http://superfrenchie.com/Pics/Blog/Frenchies/french-maid.jpg)

3d is on the case!

damn, I was hoping that was going to be a different kind of website altogether.

as a sidenote, what percentage of sales do you think are to perverted old bastards?

99.9% with a .01% margin for error

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done!  :thumbup:

WOW! How did YOU get a pic of closeup's maid??? :o

WOW! How did YOU get a pic of closeup's maid???  :o

closeup14.01.3 Rev C knows how to attach a file to an email.

the original closeup was trying to send me an email to my home address. I gave up when he told me he was licking the screen to seal the envelope.

closeup14.01.3 Rev C knows how to attach a file to an email.

the original closeup was trying to send me an email to my home address.  I gave up when he told me he was licking the screen to seal the envelope.

:roflmao:

closeup14.01.3 Rev C knows how to attach a file to an email.

the original closeup was trying to send me an email to my home address.  I gave up when he told me he was licking the screen to seal the envelope.

You could fill a book with what I don't know about computers, but my companies' website got 11,000 clicks from Google Adwords last week.

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You could fill a book with what I don't know about computers, but my companies' website got 11,000 clicks from Google Adwords  last week.

Thats what you get when you name your domain name is www.xxxremoval.com

Thats what you get when you name your domain name is www.xxxremoval.com

HEY-OH! :lol:

HEY-OH!  :lol:

I'm here all week....






actually, im always here :P

Here's something fucked-up that's happened 4-5 times in less than a month. Another moving companies toll-free number has the suffix 779 mine has 799. They've got MY number on the paperwork they're giving to their customers. These people are calling me all pissed off because they don't know where their furniture and stuff is. I just figured it out today after I check the website of the company everyone was mentioning. When I called them, the woman who answered couldn't get it thru her thick skull what I was trying to tell her. I think I got her to understand when I started using easy to understand words like "sue". Only time will tell.

Here's something fucked-up that's happened 4-5 times in less than a month. Another moving companies toll-free number has the suffix 779 mine has 799. They've got MY number on the paperwork they're giving to their customers. These people are calling me all pissed off because they don't know where their furniture and stuff is. I just figured it out today after I check the website of the company everyone was mentioning. When I called them, the woman who answered couldn't get it thru her thick skull what I was trying to tell her. I think I got her to understand when I started using easy to understand words like "sue". Only time will tell.

Ohhh don't get me started on the government, always hassling the small business man!

Here's something fucked-up that's happened 4-5 times in less than a month. Another moving companies toll-free number has the suffix 779 mine has 799. They've got MY number on the paperwork they're giving to their customers. These people are calling me all pissed off because they don't know where their furniture and stuff is. I just figured it out today after I check the website of the company everyone was mentioning. When I called them, the woman who answered couldn't get it thru her thick skull what I was trying to tell her. I think I got her to understand when I started using easy to understand words like "sue". Only time will tell.

and are you doing a movie on that , and thats why you put it in this thread ????? :P