Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Bobaloo, Lucy, I'm ho-ome

Look a noob fight~! :haha:  :roflmao:

yeah i suppose anything under 10,000 posts is a noob ... Oh wait .. :P

Nah ... just till I deem the person otherwise..

Oh I see ... :2thumbsup:

3d, WTF are you doing to my thread??? It's lame enough as it is without your help, but now that your nonsensical ramblings are oozing into my 411, even I am having a hard time visiting it.

Howdy y'all.

This post represents my attempt to remove the previous 3d postings from your short-term memory.

So I've been gone for about a week... yet again. anyone even notice?

Last week, Saturday, my wife threw a surprise party for my 30th bday. I was totally surprised. I didn't even have a clue. My wife and our clever friends told me that we were going to a couples cooking class and but were going to trick my one friend into believing we were going to take salsa dancing lessons... just to irritate him... or so I thought. The real plan was to throw me off guard. Well, it worked. Lots of friends and family were there and we had a great time. No one believed me that was actually surprised, because I'm usually very clever at figuring out those kinds of things. But they tricked me good.'

One of the gifts I got was a that speed stacks thing. YOu've probably seen it on you tube where the kids stack the cups and break them down... it's crazy. wathcing the vids you'd think they're increasing the film speed just to make the kids look impressive. I actually suck at it now, but I'm practicing every day. I want to crush that 14-year-old girl's record. Here's a link to what I"m talking about... this is the girl who holds the world record...

speed stacks

Since then, it's been a rollercoaster of events this past week. The little lady is having some problems at work and I'm ready to go beat the shit out of her boss... she's looked into other jobs. two very desirable jobs posted listings like 2 weeks ago and they already have their interview slate filled. We have some connections to both places, but we're not sure if we can get her in. in any case, she's kind of taken the fuck it attitude about work for the past couple weeks... which is kind of nice cuz we actually have been able to spend more time together. :)

Welp, that's all I've got for now. just thought I'd fill ya in and let you know where I've been all week.

and how was your week?

Howdy y'all.

hey

This post represents my attempt to remove the previous 3d postings from your short-term memory.

Oh I'm sure he'll be back with more.

So I've been gone for about a week... yet again.  anyone even notice?

:unsure:

Last week, Saturday, my wife threw a surprise party for my 30th bday. I was totally surprised. I didn't even have a clue. My wife and our clever friends told me that we were going to a couples cooking class and but were going to trick my one friend into believing we were going to take salsa dancing lessons... just to irritate him... or so I thought. The real plan was to throw me off guard. Well, it worked. Lots of friends and family were there and we had a great time. No one believed me that was actually surprised, because I'm usually very clever at figuring out those kinds of things. But they tricked me good.'

Did they use an electrified fooling machine?
Happy Birthday btw. Is it your birthday yet or did they have it early tothrow you off the trail?

One of the gifts I got was a that speed stacks thing. YOu've probably seen it on you tube where the kids stack the cups and break them down... it's crazy. wathcing the vids you'd think they're increasing the film speed just to make the kids look impressive. I actually suck at it now, but I'm practicing every day. I want to crush that 14-year-old girl's record. Here's a link to what I"m talking about... this is the girl who holds the world record...

haha sadly, I know exactly what you're talking about.
I tried it once when I was drunk, with beer glasses. It didn't end well :wacko:

Since then, it's been a rollercoaster of events this past week. The little lady is having some problems at work and I'm ready to go beat the shit out of her boss... she's looked into other jobs. two very desirable jobs posted listings like 2 weeks ago and they already have their interview slate filled. We have some connections to both places, but we're not sure if we can get her in. in any case, she's kind of taken the fuck it attitude about work for the past couple weeks... which is kind of nice cuz we actually have been able to spend more time together.

Is she a teacher, or am I thinking about someone else I don't actually know?

the fuck it attitude towards work, where would my rmm post count be without it.

and how was your week?

meh

  I didn't even have a clue.

Congratulations admitting it is the first step !! :P

And HAppy Birthday ya old retard .. :cheers:

the only one that missed ya was Gnappy and Im sure his jeans got tight when he saw you were online .. :haha:

Happy belated birthday and i'm sorry to hear about your wife's problems at work. At least on the flipside it has given you more time with her :D

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Did they use an electrified fooling machine?

No, we're too cheap to pay for the electric. But it was the foolingest day of her life. :thumbup:

Happy Birthday btw. Is it your birthday yet or did they have it early tothrow you off the trail?

My birthday is in one week from today. They threw it early partly to throw me off the trail and also because my dad will be outta town on my bday.

haha sadly, I know exactly what you're talking about.
I tried it once when I was drunk, with beer glasses. It didn't end well :wacko:

haha. i'm thinking of the time that I got so freaking pissed when I kept fucking it up that I just hit the stack I made and all the cups went flying across my living room and crashed into the wall. Now I'm thinking of how it would be with beer glasses... now I'm thinking of how it would be with beer glasses while wearing beer goggles. Now I'm thinking about boobs.

Is she a teacher, or am I thinking about someone else I don't actually know?

Yes, she is a teacher. You have the sharp memory of a stalker. :thumbup:

the fuck it attitude towards work, where would my rmm post count be without it.

so true. I'm having a fuck it attitude today, as a matter of fact. I'm alone in the office... much to my chagrin. But it gives me opportunity to start getting caught up at RMM. I'm almost halfway through the 411 forum. :wacko:

meh

Hope it gets better for you. :)

No, we're too cheap to pay for the electric.  But it was the foolingest day of her life. :thumbup:

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haha.  i'm thinking of the time that I got so freaking pissed when I kept fucking it up that I just hit the stack I made and all the cups went flying across my living room and crashed into the wall.

That will definitely be scene in my upcoming screenplay.
For some reason I find that very funny. Maybe it's the rage brought on by a simple passtime.

Now I'm thinking of how it would be with beer glasses... now I'm thinking of how it would be with beer glasses while wearing beer goggles.  Now I'm thinking about boobs.

I never stopped.

Yes, she is a teacher.  You have the sharp memory of a stalker. :thumbup:

her picture serves me well on those lonelt nights at sea :ph34r:

so true.  I'm having a fuck it attitude today, as a matter of fact.  I'm alone in the office... much to my chagrin.  But it gives me opportunity to start getting caught up at RMM.  I'm almost halfway through the 411 forum. :wacko:
Hope it gets better for you. :)

I hear ya.

Congratulations  admitting it is the first step !! :P

And HAppy  Birthday  ya old retard   ..  :cheers:

the only one that missed ya  was Gnappy and Im sure his jeans got tight when he saw you were online  ..  :haha:

Hey, I take offense to that retard remark! i'm not an old retard... yet! I still have another week till I'm officially 30

Happy belated birthday

it's not belated yet. YOu've got another week to mail me a gift :)

i'm sorry to hear about your wife's problems at work. At least on the flipside it has given you more time with her :D

Thanks. yeah, it will all work out. She doesn't NEED to work, she just really is passionate about what she does. It's kind of disheartening when your boss is a cunt and doesn't understand how to do her job properly.

Posting like this can get exhausting.

BTW... remember when you quoted like a million different posts and it kept coming up fucked up like you didn't close your tags... well, it happened to me the other day. I redid the post, one quote at a time, and it all worked fine till the last one... so I posted the last one all by itself and it came up fine, but when I posted all together, it was fucked up. I can only deduce that you're limited to how many times you can use the quote command. (That may not make sense to anyone but me :wacko: )

That will definitely be scene in my upcoming screenplay.

Is that the one where computers threaten our civil liberties?

For some reason I find that very funny. Maybe it's the rage brought on by a simple passtime.

It's like when I would get pissed at my Nintendo and throw the controller across the room... but funnier. Or like playing hi-ho-cherrio with my nephew and telling him there is no Santa Claus cuz the fucker never lets me win.

her picture serves me well on those lonelt nights at sea  :ph34r:

Double your pleasure, RMM

Thanks.  yeah, it will all work out.  She doesn't NEED to work, she just really is passionate about what she does.  It's kind of disheartening when your boss is a cunt and doesn't understand how to do her job properly.

I'm totally jealous. I wish I had a job or even knew of a job I was so passionate about that I would do even if I didn't have to.
Maybe professional breast rater?

BTW... remember when you quoted like a million different posts and it kept coming up fucked up like you didn't close your tags... well, it happened to me the other day.  I redid the post, one quote at a time, and it all worked fine till the last one... so I posted the last one all by itself and it came up fine, but when I posted all together, it was fucked up.  I can only deduce that you're limited to how many times you can use the quote command.  (That may not make sense to anyone but me :wacko: )

I've had that prob before too. Maybe your theory is correct.

Is that the one where computers threaten our civil liberties?

If I see a movie like that come out I'll know you stole my idea!

It's like when I would get pissed at my Nintendo and throw the controller across the room... but funnier. Or like playing hi-ho-cherrio with your nephew and telling him there is no Santa Claus cuz the fucker never lets me win.

i dunno where that's from but it's funny as hell.

Double your pleasure, RMM.

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I'm totally jealous. I wish I had a job or even knew of a job I was so passionate about that I would do even if I didn't have to.

don't tell her that. it's nice having the extra money. :) I get to buy toys.

Maybe professional breast rater?

Best job EVER!

I've had that prob before too. Maybe your theory is correct.

That'd be a first. My theory of generalization almost won the world over, but that stupid Einstein had to come out with that theory of relativity.

If I see a movie like that come out I'll know you stole my idea!

What, do you expect me to come up with something original???

i dunno where that's from but it's funny as hell.

Actually, that was a bobaloo original, believe it or not.

That'd be a first.  My theory of generalization almost won the world over, but that stupid Einstein had to come out with that theory of relativity. 

Well I guess you could still unify quantum mechanics and general relativity if you have some spare time after posting here today.

Actually, that was a bobaloo original, believe it or not.

Who knew?

I don't believe it... Denied!

So BOb did you get a new pocket protector for your early Bday gifts ?

So BOb  did you get a new pocket protector for your early Bday gifts  ?

I don't get it? Was that a joke or a legitimate question? Why would he get a pocket protector?

I don't get it? Was that a joke or a legitimate question? Why would he get a pocket protector?

HE has proclaimed here more then once to be a nerd ..NERD - Pocket protector .. Hope this helps I dont have time to find a simpson Quote to help you understand . :P

So BOb  did you get a new pocket protector for your early Bday gifts  ?

Um, no. :blink:

I don't get it? Was that a joke or a legitimate question? Why would he get a pocket protector?

that's what I was wondering.

HE has proclaimed here more then once to be a nerd  ..NERD - Pocket protector ..   Hope this helps  I dont have time to find a simpson Quote to help you  understand  . :P

Dude, you don't watch enough porn. Nerd=bad dresser who is really smart and wear glasses and has a huge cock that hot broads with big tits love to seek help from with math questions and evenutally fuck the daylights out of them.

HE has proclaimed here more then once to be a nerd  ..NERD - Pocket protector ..   Hope this helps  I dont have time to find a simpson Quote to help you  understand  . :P

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ha ha? :unsure:

HE has proclaimed here more then once to be a nerd  ..NERD - Pocket protector ..   Hope this helps  I dont have time to find a simpson Quote to help you  understand  . :P

Oh...
ha      ha?  :unsure:

I believe you're mistaken... not only was that "joke" not ha ha funny, it wasn't even funny.

I believe you're mistaken... not only was that "joke" not ha ha funny, it wasn't even funny.

Im sorry if i had known your wife gave you a pocket protector I never would have brought it up , but since you didnt find it funny I have to think that I struck a nerve ...

Im sorry if i had known your wife gave you a pocket protector I never would have brought it up , but since you didnt find it funny I have to  think that  I struck a nerve  ...

No nerve struck. Just perpetuting the nonsense around here.

No nerve struck.  Just perpetuting the nonsense around here.

Udder nonsense . to be honest . :)

it wasnt my intent to strike a nerve by the way .

Udder  nonsense . to be honest . :)

it wasnt my intent  to  strike a nerve by the way .

udder nonsense, as in a cow? :roflmao:

udder nonsense, as in a cow?  :roflmao:

could be ..LOL

udder nonsense, as in a cow?  :roflmao:

It's unlikely that he did, but if 3d meant it like that, it would be some evidence in favor of his having a sense of humor.

It's unlikely that he did, but if 3d meant it like that, it would be some evidence in favor of his having a sense of humor.

that would be exhibit 1 .. I think anyway ..

DAMMIT!!! I was going to get all caught up here last night, and I had no fucking Internet. It pissed me off cuz I had a lot of other shit to do on the Internet also.

the local cable company is my ISP and the supply cable flaps in the breeze between the utility pole across the street and the side of my house near the top. Well, the stupid fuckers who have low IQs and no concept of thinking ahead and are performing the construction on my street ran into the fucking cable with one of their machines and tore down the fucking cable. they damaged the siding on my house, fucked up some shingles on the roof and left me without out internet for the night. I now have to miss a bit of work to go meet the installer to have him hook it all back up. On top of all of that, the fuckers didn't even call in the cable hit, didn't leave a note, didn't call the cable company to let them know they had a line down... nothing!

I am about to make a phone call to the village to file a complaint and a claim. I can't wait to get bids for the most expensive contractors I can find so I can get a big-fattie check from the fuckers and then do the work myself.

Okay. that's all I got for now.

Just thought I'd let everyone know

I feel much better getting that off my chest.

And speaking of chest, I sure would love to see some yummy female boobies in here. :)