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amberis1985
post Jan 25 2006, 05:45 PM
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My bf found this site its really funny http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html
, I just wanted to share with everybody.

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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amberis1985   Chuck Norris Facts   Jan 25 2006, 05:45 PM
jrock8   :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: i LOV...   Jan 25 2006, 05:46 PM
Gnappster   haha, I've seen these before but there are alw...   Jan 25 2006, 05:51 PM
johnny wadd   At a press conference, a reporter asked Chuck Norr...   Jan 25 2006, 05:53 PM
Gnappster   Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did...   Jan 25 2006, 05:55 PM
beerhunter   This has to be my fav. Chuck Norris and Mr. T wal...   Jan 25 2006, 05:56 PM
johnny wadd   The bar was instantly destroyed, LMFAO! He...   Jan 25 2006, 05:58 PM
Gnappster   don't get me started on Mr.T facts.....fool ...   Jan 25 2006, 05:59 PM
johnny wadd   That dude was one tough bastard.I remember years ...   Jan 25 2006, 06:05 PM
Gnappster   awww fuck it...here are the Mr T facts: World cha...   Jan 25 2006, 06:07 PM
amberis1985   So funny! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :r...   Jan 25 2006, 09:14 PM
johnny wadd   Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are actually the names...   Jan 25 2006, 09:29 PM
amberis1985   :lol:   Jan 26 2006, 10:14 PM
COMEDYMAN   BWAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! these are fuckin...   Jan 26 2006, 11:16 PM
COMEDYMAN   11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' bear...   Jan 26 2006, 11:19 PM

 

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