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post Aug 17 2008, 08:49 AM
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If you were putting an ad into an adult magazine looking for an intimate evening and you were wanting to attract your perfect sexual partner, how would you write it?

The stipulation is there is limited space and only room for 50 words or less.



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Funny Guys seeks Funny Girl who won't laugh at his penis size when it dissapears into her giant titties. Must like it a little rough and be able to slap me and twist my nipples off if she wants. Any body types welcome. Tits Bigger the Better.

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COMEDYMAN   Write Your Sexual Personal Ad   Aug 17 2008, 08:49 AM
misschickie   Awesome idea Cman!!! [i][size=7]Seeki...   Aug 18 2008, 08:29 PM
evade20   Wow!!!!   Aug 18 2008, 10:17 PM
frankylee22   Younger man seeks older woman to use me and abuse ...   Aug 18 2008, 11:17 PM
ddd35   Okay so you left out your address and phone num...   Aug 21 2008, 12:47 PM
Melon Midget   I'm perfect for this ad. Will you send me an ...   Aug 11 2009, 04:23 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]Highly sexual & sexy, attractive...   Aug 19 2008, 08:28 PM
frankylee22   So where can I fill out the application? :P   Aug 19 2008, 10:44 PM
racerxgto   System Administrator   Aug 20 2008, 07:27 PM
digitalnights   I wanna have sex today! I just passed the driv...   Aug 27 2008, 05:10 PM
COMEDYMAN   :lol:   Aug 27 2008, 06:03 PM
digitalnights   Here's another.... You were the tall brunette...   Aug 28 2008, 03:27 PM
evade20   3d probably has already used that line with one...   Aug 28 2008, 05:10 PM
ddd35   And hey it worked !!! :2thumbsup:   Aug 28 2008, 05:14 PM
UncleBuck   SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethn...   Aug 28 2008, 05:16 PM
ddd35   I take it you where #1 :P Or how else woul...   Aug 28 2008, 05:21 PM
evade20   :roflmao:   Aug 28 2008, 06:36 PM
misschickie   hahaha!!! post it on craigslist, i...   Aug 28 2008, 09:38 PM
digitalnights   You jsut want me baby ;) And I'm waiting...   Aug 30 2008, 09:39 PM
Chaos-Theory   Open Minded Guy seeks Open Minded Girl for friends...   Aug 30 2008, 12:14 PM
COMEDYMAN   Seeking double amputee with heroin addiciton for s...   Aug 31 2008, 09:39 AM
rdmoscow1808   [FONT=Geneva][SIZE=7] Well endowed outdoor man se...   Sep 11 2008, 04:45 PM
LikesThemToo   [font=Courier]Attentive male seeking fun loving fe...   Sep 20 2008, 08:22 AM
ddd35   Successful male looking for females that want to e...   Sep 21 2008, 10:26 AM
digitalnights   I'm 28, BBV. I'fe-a geefee up gueeng thruo...   Jan 19 2009, 06:58 PM
Melon Midget   I'm a grown-up, funny man, with broad shoulder...   Aug 11 2009, 05:47 PM
misschickie   :shuwks: hehe, box number?   Aug 11 2009, 05:59 PM
Melon Midget   Let me see your box ( :eatme: ) and I'll give...   Aug 11 2009, 06:04 PM

 

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