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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
bondiguy   Dude quick Question; When you link a site or a we...   Aug 25 2006, 06:23 PM
Bobaloo   I'm lazy. So what I do is post the post with...   Aug 25 2006, 06:39 PM
bondiguy   like this... gay thread   Aug 25 2006, 06:43 PM
Gnappster   or in the reply screen (not fast reply) at the t...   Aug 25 2006, 06:47 PM
Bobaloo   There's that damn "you must enter a titl...   Aug 25 2006, 06:49 PM
bondiguy   I think it's there so evade has to at least ...   Aug 25 2006, 06:51 PM
Bobaloo   It appears you got it working. It's probably...   Aug 25 2006, 06:48 PM
Gnappster   you've OBVIOUSLY screwed up the address.   Aug 25 2006, 06:51 PM
bondiguy   Well I performed a search and it came up with 41...   Aug 25 2006, 06:55 PM
Gnappster   spotted :thumbup: I think   Aug 25 2006, 07:01 PM
bondiguy   yup! When Smithers goes on vacation he sear...   Aug 25 2006, 07:04 PM
Gnappster   haha, yeah I thought of it after. I was getting ...   Aug 25 2006, 07:06 PM
bondiguy   this is the one   Aug 25 2006, 07:08 PM
Gnappster   That episode was on today and you were dyslexica...   Aug 29 2006, 09:22 PM
bondiguy   Haha knew was close I :lol:   Aug 30 2006, 03:17 AM
bondiguy   cool thanks dude   Aug 25 2006, 06:49 PM
Gnappster   F-Cup, bitches! :P   Sep 2 2006, 11:11 PM
bondiguy   well done you board whore.... :thumbup:   Sep 4 2006, 02:11 AM
Bobaloo   Wow, 6000 posts. You'd think with all those ...   Sep 5 2006, 10:52 AM
Gnappster   yeah I got nothing :blink:   Sep 5 2006, 12:08 PM
Narazbad   so....bondis beavis and gnapps butthead? we all kn...   Sep 4 2006, 02:24 AM
Gnappster   OK, so next Sunday I am running in marathon relay....   Sep 5 2006, 02:50 PM
boanna   well I read it! only because you've top...   Sep 6 2006, 04:49 PM
Gnappster   a provocative idea, but I think I'd run a mu...   Sep 6 2006, 04:57 PM
jrock8   umm, boobs? :blink:   Sep 5 2006, 03:41 PM
closeup   I've done thousands of miles of running, but h...   Sep 5 2006, 04:18 PM
Gnappster   I remember reading that you ran 5 miles a day fo...   Sep 5 2006, 04:33 PM
closeup   Sounds like you did everything you could. At some ...   Sep 5 2006, 04:53 PM
Gnappster   yeah, by next year it will be 8 years and 12 mil...   Sep 5 2006, 04:58 PM
closeup   I had five years as a goal when I started. Even th...   Sep 5 2006, 05:18 PM
Gnappster   sub 6 mins for 5 or 6 miles is pretty freakin fa...   Sep 5 2006, 05:31 PM
jrock8   umm, boobs??!! :blink: :flashboobs:   Sep 5 2006, 05:36 PM
Gnappster   If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're st...   Sep 5 2006, 05:52 PM
closeup   I was watching "The Sentinal" over the w...   Sep 5 2006, 05:42 PM
Gnappster   that's not bad considering the bulk of the p...   Sep 5 2006, 05:51 PM
closeup   I'm not sure if I ever mentioned this, but the...   Sep 5 2006, 06:04 PM
Gnappster   :o pffft lethal weapon indeed   Sep 5 2006, 06:07 PM
closeup   I thought the same thing. Whenever I see him runn...   Sep 5 2006, 06:18 PM
Gnappster   even the simpsons have perpetuated the fecade :...   Sep 5 2006, 06:37 PM
jrock8   maybe he just pretended he was chasing jews? :u...   Sep 5 2006, 09:05 PM
closeup   As disgraceful as his behavior was, can you believ...   Sep 5 2006, 09:22 PM
bondiguy   spotted :thumbup: Re your other posts... I did...   Sep 6 2006, 02:45 AM
Gnappster   HEY-OH!.... I mean :o ya, I should have ...   Sep 6 2006, 11:28 AM
Bobaloo   I know how you feel Gnappy. I had a hard time spe...   Sep 6 2006, 02:17 PM
Gnappster   where do I sign up?!   Sep 6 2006, 03:00 PM
Bobaloo   Just sign right here.   Sep 6 2006, 04:33 PM
Gnappster   OK, now where's my donut!   Sep 6 2006, 05:03 PM
Narazbad   ummm...what happened to the titties?   Sep 6 2006, 11:53 PM
fellatiofiend18   in gnappys thread???? :huh: girls dont even c...   Sep 7 2006, 12:20 AM
Gnappster   as sad as it is, she's right.   Sep 7 2006, 10:12 AM
fellatiofiend18   awww now i feel bad! heres some love sweeth...   Sep 8 2006, 02:40 AM
bondiguy   Damn no multiple quoting!!! Gnappy ...   Sep 7 2006, 01:24 AM
Narazbad   yeah....all that shit?? WAAAAYYYYY too much for my...   Sep 7 2006, 01:34 AM
Narazbad   yeah....its true....al bundy chases them all away   Sep 7 2006, 02:27 PM
Gnappster   I could make a good burn, but Im sure someone el...   Sep 7 2006, 03:04 PM
bondiguy   I would but IM getting dumber by the minute on a...   Sep 7 2006, 11:59 PM
Bobaloo   There is a cure for that, you know. try removing...   Sep 8 2006, 11:41 AM
Gnappster   the L stands for love, right?   Sep 8 2006, 12:28 PM
Gnappster   I was reading (and laughing) at bob's story ab...   Sep 8 2006, 01:03 PM
Bobaloo   That is great!!! nothing like playin...   Sep 8 2006, 01:58 PM
closeup   That was funny, and from Gnappy, no less. :nahnah:...   Sep 8 2006, 03:03 PM
Gnappster   I donư think that guy will ever get head. Yeah th...   Sep 8 2006, 03:32 PM
Bobaloo   That's a good one. I like the basement joke. ...   Sep 8 2006, 04:11 PM
bondiguy   WOW this may be a first but you have successfuly...   Sep 8 2006, 06:19 PM
Bobaloo   I worked hard on that one cuz I couldn't reme...   Sep 8 2006, 06:38 PM
bondiguy   I do what I can... A tip for finding out the ep...   Sep 8 2006, 06:40 PM
Bobaloo   Thanks. I know about some of them. I try to see...   Sep 8 2006, 06:43 PM
bondiguy   Oh yeah I only google for Framegrabs... the quot...   Sep 8 2006, 06:45 PM
Gnappster   www.snpp.com use their search feature for all thin...   Sep 8 2006, 07:12 PM
bondiguy   www.homerize.com for everything else!!...   Sep 8 2006, 07:15 PM
Gnappster   well I gotta roll. This will probably be my last p...   Sep 8 2006, 07:15 PM
Bobaloo   Have a good race, Gnappy. i won't say good l...   Sep 8 2006, 07:18 PM
bondiguy   Good Luck! :P Oh come on Bob I had to say...   Sep 8 2006, 07:20 PM
Bobaloo   Actually, I was expecting and waiting for it. :c...   Sep 8 2006, 07:21 PM
bondiguy   I thought you might have been... I just had to d...   Sep 8 2006, 07:27 PM
hott1976   hi gnappy baby...how the hell you been doin? It...   Sep 9 2006, 09:07 AM
Bobaloo   Well, if anyone around here knows us well and can...   Sep 9 2006, 10:51 AM
hott1976   i'll spice up this thread...and add something ...   Sep 9 2006, 10:53 AM
Bobaloo   Now that is some Hott spice!!!   Sep 9 2006, 11:02 AM
fellatiofiend18   uhh ummm yes, why yes of course! FAN FUCK...   Sep 10 2006, 03:21 AM
bondiguy   Thats where you come into the equation! I...   Sep 11 2006, 03:40 AM
Bobaloo   That song just came on the radio immediately befo...   Sep 11 2006, 10:25 AM
Bobaloo   So how'd the marathon go, Gnappy?!   Sep 11 2006, 10:58 AM
natalie   [attachmentid=28027] :ph34r:   Sep 11 2006, 12:24 PM
closeup   Well, looks who's back! And trolling arou...   Sep 11 2006, 12:33 PM
Gnappster   Wow, where to begin... I'm hurt! If you ...   Sep 11 2006, 01:45 PM
Bobaloo   son of a bitch. I just typed a whole bunch of sh...   Sep 11 2006, 03:11 PM
closeup   I was visiting your thread to see how your maratho...   Sep 11 2006, 11:36 PM
Gnappster   That's what I'm led to believe too. Also ...   Sep 12 2006, 09:14 AM
Bobaloo   All this talk about two minutes and not being bei...   Sep 12 2006, 10:03 AM
closeup   It's a lot harder than it seems. :P   Sep 12 2006, 11:41 AM
Gnappster   Oh I'm sure someone will step up to the plat...   Sep 12 2006, 11:57 AM
hott1976   sorry babe! I didn't know you were ...   Sep 12 2006, 12:35 PM
Gnappster   I ran as part of a 5 person relay. Each leg vari...   Sep 12 2006, 01:00 PM
boanna   ok.   Sep 12 2006, 05:17 PM
boanna   to the rest of u, no, i wasnt butting in and have...   Sep 12 2006, 05:19 PM
Gnappster   WOW, I can't believe that worked! But I...   Sep 12 2006, 05:27 PM
closeup   Jeez, I'm working my ass off here. But does Bo...   Sep 12 2006, 05:26 PM
Gnappster   it looks like someone is looking for the pity po...   Sep 12 2006, 05:28 PM
closeup   Pity post, can't wait to rip off her panties ...   Sep 12 2006, 05:45 PM
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