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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
hott1976   holy crap! This has become the funniest threa...   Jul 10 2006, 05:20 PM
Gnappster   mine has a timer too but I had nowhere to put it...   Jul 10 2006, 06:09 PM
bondiguy   Well i thought I'd return the favour to Old ...   Jul 11 2006, 02:34 AM
Gnappster   Well done, and I applaud you on finding even mor...   Jul 11 2006, 11:48 AM
Christof   I had no excuse I just thought it would be fun t...   Jul 11 2006, 03:57 PM
Gnappster   In that case, your Optimus Prime costume sucked...   Jul 11 2006, 04:15 PM
Christof   LOL cheers dude, have to start coming up with ide...   Jul 11 2006, 05:13 PM
Gnappster   :unsure:   Jul 11 2006, 05:23 PM
bondiguy   The scary thing is it didnt even take long, or r...   Jul 12 2006, 01:23 AM
Gnappster   I was watching TV the other day and I saw a commer...   Jul 12 2006, 11:46 AM
closeup8   Jesus, that squirter looks like Ron Jeremy on ster...   Jul 12 2006, 12:29 PM
natalie   Wow hott was the only girl brave enough to come in...   Jul 12 2006, 05:55 PM
Gnappster   And I'm surprised that even one girl stopped...   Jul 12 2006, 06:00 PM
Cutie_Pie   Speaking of which when are the storied coming.   Jul 12 2006, 10:06 PM
Gnappster   I'm the biggest procrastinator ever so I...   Jul 12 2006, 10:56 PM
Cutie_Pie   Well in about a week or so I wont be online much ...   Jul 13 2006, 12:50 AM
bondiguy   Dude you'll have to find it online and link ...   Jul 13 2006, 01:53 AM
Gnappster   :blink: dude just click on the underlined Oozi...   Jul 13 2006, 11:37 AM
bondiguy   I didnt originally notice it was underlined...   Jul 14 2006, 01:48 AM
Bobaloo   That oozinator video is hilarious. It's funny...   Jul 14 2006, 09:57 AM
Christof   :bang: The cockpit is not a gay bar! :bang...   Jul 14 2006, 02:20 PM
Bobaloo   yeah, right! And I'm Edward G. Robinson.   Jul 14 2006, 03:40 PM
Gnappster   your reactions are almost funnier than the co...   Jul 14 2006, 11:35 AM
Gnappster   :rolleyes: spotted :thumbup:   Jul 14 2006, 04:14 PM
bondiguy   I watched it again and I had tears in my eyes......   Jul 14 2006, 07:39 PM
Gnappster   He rubs it all over in true porn star fashion. ...   Jul 15 2006, 03:45 PM
natalie   Yeah your thread is getting scary/sad so let's...   Jul 15 2006, 04:01 PM
Gnappster   damn that looks good enough to eat! I dig th...   Jul 15 2006, 04:05 PM
natalie   hahahahaha. I didn't even notice the nice b...   Jul 15 2006, 04:09 PM
Bobaloo   There were tags in that pic??? You know, I thi...   Jul 15 2006, 04:12 PM
natalie   Ah what the hell here's another one! [atta...   Jul 15 2006, 04:03 PM
Gnappster   :o That's a first. TWO titty pics posted ...   Jul 15 2006, 04:07 PM
Christof   WOW! great to see some more pics of ya, love...   Jul 15 2006, 04:20 PM
bondiguy   Is it me or do natalie's nipple's always s...   Jul 16 2006, 07:00 AM
Gnappster   at me, yes; at you, no :P   Jul 17 2006, 10:09 AM
natalie   yeah they tend to seek out the closest target. :...   Jul 17 2006, 03:25 PM
Bobaloo   Did she just say closet target??? You might as we...   Jul 17 2006, 03:48 PM
natalie   When I first read your reply I thought you were...   Jul 17 2006, 03:55 PM
Bobaloo   Well, I was in your closet, but it was getting a ...   Jul 17 2006, 04:54 PM
Gnappster   now he's free to spend time back in his usua...   Jul 17 2006, 04:59 PM
hott1976   Natalie! I love the way your tag looks on tho...   Jul 17 2006, 05:01 PM
natalie   Thanks hun! :kisses:   Jul 18 2006, 07:28 PM
Cutie_Pie   :shuwks:   Jul 17 2006, 07:58 PM
Gnappster   damn! them some big 'uns! :bonerfie...   Jul 17 2006, 10:12 PM
Cutie_Pie   they do look rather big and swallon in the pic ma...   Jul 18 2006, 01:33 AM
bondiguy   Dang! Oh and Big Uns.... my favourite TV ma...   Jul 18 2006, 01:11 AM
Cutie_Pie   Gnappy this pic grossed me out but I thought you w...   Jul 18 2006, 01:34 AM
Gnappster   I musta missed it.   Jul 18 2006, 12:30 PM
Bobaloo   me too :huh:   Jul 18 2006, 12:33 PM
Cutie_Pie   Damnit, Ok I will go get it again I only meant to...   Jul 18 2006, 03:54 PM
Cutie_Pie   Here it was   Jul 18 2006, 05:21 PM
Gnappster   that's berry berry nice! ;)   Jul 18 2006, 05:26 PM
Gnappster   Well, I'm off again next week, you know, to w...   Jul 28 2006, 12:04 PM
summoner   I hope you have a fun :) This pic is old but I l...   Jul 28 2006, 01:37 PM
Gnappster   Thanks! That makes two of us that like it, a...   Jul 28 2006, 01:49 PM
Bobaloo   so if you went camping and you woke up in the mor...   Jul 28 2006, 01:57 PM
Gnappster   they got you last year huh   Jul 28 2006, 03:12 PM
bondiguy   Pulp Fiction???   Jul 28 2006, 09:18 PM
bondiguy   The Burn Back :thumbup: Have fun camping......   Jul 28 2006, 05:43 PM
Gnappster   Pulling my 411 our of the gutter I noticed it was ...   Aug 4 2006, 05:54 PM
bondiguy   I gotta admit, I have no idea who the fuck Rick Ja...   Aug 4 2006, 06:14 PM
Christof   He's Rick James, Bitch :P hadnt heard of h...   Aug 4 2006, 06:22 PM
bondiguy   uh huh :blink:   Aug 4 2006, 06:31 PM
paybarraman   And you call yourself a musician?!?!? Gr...   Aug 5 2006, 12:41 AM
Christof   That was the fella, Dave Chappelle kept running ...   Aug 5 2006, 05:56 PM
bondiguy   Maybe the brother just didn't cut it here in O...   Aug 5 2006, 01:17 AM
hott1976   showin some love   Aug 6 2006, 01:21 PM
bondiguy   A work of art unspeakable in it's beauty :bo...   Aug 7 2006, 02:38 AM
Gnappster   The proverbial diamond in the rough that is my 4...   Aug 8 2006, 09:57 AM
Gnappster   The most anticipated and likely most funny movie o...   Aug 8 2006, 05:36 PM
bondiguy   So was I right in saying that is Pulp Fiction???...   Aug 9 2006, 02:07 AM
Gnappster   oh shit, sorry. you are correct on the quote, si...   Aug 9 2006, 10:09 AM
hott1976   no i do not wear that on the beach only at home or...   Aug 9 2006, 05:34 PM
Gnappster   just glad yer sharing the goodies here :flashbo...   Aug 9 2006, 05:46 PM
bondiguy   Thank you... the funny thing was I watched Pulp ...   Aug 10 2006, 01:34 AM
Gnappster   I read the inspiration for beerfest you posted b...   Aug 10 2006, 11:48 AM
Gnappster   Here is the long awaited Polar Bear pic from Vegas...   Aug 10 2006, 04:15 PM
Cutie_Pie   To bad you couldn't violate him like I did, b...   Aug 10 2006, 04:22 PM
Gnappster   Hey, did you ever go to Ellis Island? It is my C...   Aug 10 2006, 04:33 PM
Cutie_Pie   Are you kidding soon I will be taking pics out of...   Aug 10 2006, 04:44 PM
Gnappster   There are some great sites online that cater to ...   Aug 10 2006, 05:00 PM
Cutie_Pie   HAHA Yeah I found out the hard way but my time wa...   Aug 10 2006, 05:40 PM
Gnappster   Yeah I'll do some things different next time...   Aug 10 2006, 05:51 PM
bondiguy   You expect a lazy man to do that?? http://www.o...   Aug 11 2006, 01:07 AM
Gnappster   What's this link about again? :P   Aug 11 2006, 10:13 AM
bondiguy   beats me? :unsure: :P   Aug 11 2006, 10:20 AM
Gnappster   I went ahead and read that. Cool shit! :che...   Aug 11 2006, 11:31 AM
bondiguy   Thus explaining your new av   Aug 11 2006, 06:55 PM
Gnappster   I thought, "What says Gnappster more than c...   Aug 11 2006, 06:58 PM
bondiguy   Against all my will I will refrain from gutter h...   Aug 11 2006, 07:10 PM
hott1976   hi cutie love the new pic..but i'd like to see...   Aug 12 2006, 10:52 AM
Gnappster   thanks, and as for the av suggestion, that's...   Aug 14 2006, 12:35 AM
bondiguy   evade makes it 2 for, 15,998 against! :P   Aug 14 2006, 01:54 AM
Gnappster   :roflmao: comic strips that are actually funny   Aug 14 2006, 03:41 PM
hott1976   i'd like to see you spankin your monkey while ...   Aug 14 2006, 05:49 PM
Gnappster   Maybe when I'm checkin out the pics YOU post...   Aug 14 2006, 06:18 PM
jrock8   i think evade has stolen hott's password :b...   Aug 14 2006, 08:17 PM
Gnappster   even though it incorporated a burn on me, that w...   Aug 14 2006, 10:01 PM
hott1976   hi goober   Aug 15 2006, 05:24 PM
bondiguy   you're twisted! :blink: :P :lol: th...   Aug 18 2006, 03:51 AM
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