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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
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Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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Liquor and Whores
      
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Gnappster Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM hott1976 holy crap! This has become the funniest threa... Jul 10 2006, 05:20 PM Gnappster
mine has a timer too but I had nowhere to put it... Jul 10 2006, 06:09 PM bondiguy
Well i thought I'd return the favour to Old ... Jul 11 2006, 02:34 AM Gnappster
Well done, and I applaud you on finding even mor... Jul 11 2006, 11:48 AM Christof
I had no excuse I just thought it would be fun t... Jul 11 2006, 03:57 PM  Gnappster
In that case, your Optimus Prime costume sucked... Jul 11 2006, 04:15 PM   Christof
LOL cheers dude, have to start coming up with ide... Jul 11 2006, 05:13 PM    Gnappster
:unsure: Jul 11 2006, 05:23 PM bondiguy
The scary thing is it didnt even take long, or r... Jul 12 2006, 01:23 AM Gnappster I was watching TV the other day and I saw a commer... Jul 12 2006, 11:46 AM closeup8 Jesus, that squirter looks like Ron Jeremy on ster... Jul 12 2006, 12:29 PM natalie Wow hott was the only girl brave enough to come in... Jul 12 2006, 05:55 PM Gnappster
And I'm surprised that even one girl stopped... Jul 12 2006, 06:00 PM  Cutie_Pie
Speaking of which when are the storied coming. Jul 12 2006, 10:06 PM   Gnappster
I'm the biggest procrastinator ever so I... Jul 12 2006, 10:56 PM    Cutie_Pie
Well in about a week or so I wont be online much ... Jul 13 2006, 12:50 AM bondiguy
Dude you'll have to find it online and link ... Jul 13 2006, 01:53 AM Gnappster
:blink: dude just click on the underlined Oozi... Jul 13 2006, 11:37 AM  bondiguy
I didnt originally notice it was underlined... Jul 14 2006, 01:48 AM   Bobaloo That oozinator video is hilarious. It's funny... Jul 14 2006, 09:57 AM    Christof
:bang: The cockpit is not a gay bar! :bang... Jul 14 2006, 02:20 PM     Bobaloo
yeah, right! And I'm Edward G. Robinson. Jul 14 2006, 03:40 PM Gnappster
your reactions are almost funnier than the co... Jul 14 2006, 11:35 AM Gnappster
:rolleyes:
spotted :thumbup: Jul 14 2006, 04:14 PM bondiguy
I watched it again and I had tears in my eyes...... Jul 14 2006, 07:39 PM Gnappster
He rubs it all over in true porn star fashion.
... Jul 15 2006, 03:45 PM natalie Yeah your thread is getting scary/sad so let's... Jul 15 2006, 04:01 PM Gnappster
damn that looks good enough to eat!
I dig th... Jul 15 2006, 04:05 PM  natalie
hahahahaha. I didn't even notice the nice b... Jul 15 2006, 04:09 PM   Bobaloo
There were tags in that pic???
You know, I thi... Jul 15 2006, 04:12 PM natalie Ah what the hell here's another one!
[atta... Jul 15 2006, 04:03 PM Gnappster
:o
That's a first. TWO titty pics posted ... Jul 15 2006, 04:07 PM Christof
WOW! great to see some more pics of ya, love... Jul 15 2006, 04:20 PM bondiguy Is it me or do natalie's nipple's always s... Jul 16 2006, 07:00 AM Gnappster
at me, yes; at you, no :P Jul 17 2006, 10:09 AM  natalie
yeah they tend to seek out the closest target. :... Jul 17 2006, 03:25 PM   Bobaloo
Did she just say closet target??? You might as we... Jul 17 2006, 03:48 PM    natalie
When I first read your reply I thought you were... Jul 17 2006, 03:55 PM     Bobaloo
Well, I was in your closet, but it was getting a ... Jul 17 2006, 04:54 PM      Gnappster
now he's free to spend time back in his usua... Jul 17 2006, 04:59 PM hott1976 Natalie! I love the way your tag looks on tho... Jul 17 2006, 05:01 PM natalie
Thanks hun! :kisses: Jul 18 2006, 07:28 PM Cutie_Pie :shuwks: Jul 17 2006, 07:58 PM Gnappster
damn!
them some big 'uns! :bonerfie... Jul 17 2006, 10:12 PM  Cutie_Pie
they do look rather big and swallon in the pic ma... Jul 18 2006, 01:33 AM bondiguy
Dang!
Oh and Big Uns.... my favourite TV ma... Jul 18 2006, 01:11 AM Cutie_Pie Gnappy this pic grossed me out but I thought you w... Jul 18 2006, 01:34 AM Gnappster
I musta missed it. Jul 18 2006, 12:30 PM  Bobaloo
me too :huh: Jul 18 2006, 12:33 PM   Cutie_Pie
Damnit, Ok I will go get it again I only meant to... Jul 18 2006, 03:54 PM Cutie_Pie Here it was Jul 18 2006, 05:21 PM Gnappster
that's berry berry nice! ;) Jul 18 2006, 05:26 PM Gnappster Well, I'm off again next week, you know, to w... Jul 28 2006, 12:04 PM summoner
I hope you have a fun :) This pic is old but I l... Jul 28 2006, 01:37 PM  Gnappster
Thanks!
That makes two of us that like it, a... Jul 28 2006, 01:49 PM Bobaloo
so if you went camping and you woke up in the mor... Jul 28 2006, 01:57 PM  Gnappster
they got you last year huh Jul 28 2006, 03:12 PM bondiguy
Pulp Fiction??? Jul 28 2006, 09:18 PM bondiguy
The Burn Back :thumbup:
Have fun camping...... Jul 28 2006, 05:43 PM Gnappster Pulling my 411 our of the gutter I noticed it was ... Aug 4 2006, 05:54 PM bondiguy I gotta admit, I have no idea who the fuck Rick Ja... Aug 4 2006, 06:14 PM Christof
He's Rick James, Bitch :P hadnt heard of h... Aug 4 2006, 06:22 PM bondiguy uh huh :blink: Aug 4 2006, 06:31 PM paybarraman
And you call yourself a musician?!?!? Gr... Aug 5 2006, 12:41 AM Christof
That was the fella, Dave Chappelle kept running ... Aug 5 2006, 05:56 PM bondiguy Maybe the brother just didn't cut it here in O... Aug 5 2006, 01:17 AM hott1976 showin some love Aug 6 2006, 01:21 PM bondiguy
A work of art unspeakable in it's beauty :bo... Aug 7 2006, 02:38 AM Gnappster
The proverbial diamond in the rough that is my 4... Aug 8 2006, 09:57 AM Gnappster The most anticipated and likely most funny movie o... Aug 8 2006, 05:36 PM bondiguy
So was I right in saying that is Pulp Fiction???... Aug 9 2006, 02:07 AM Gnappster
oh shit, sorry. you are correct on the quote, si... Aug 9 2006, 10:09 AM hott1976 no i do not wear that on the beach only at home or... Aug 9 2006, 05:34 PM Gnappster
just glad yer sharing the goodies here :flashbo... Aug 9 2006, 05:46 PM bondiguy
Thank you... the funny thing was I watched Pulp ... Aug 10 2006, 01:34 AM Gnappster
I read the inspiration for beerfest you posted b... Aug 10 2006, 11:48 AM Gnappster Here is the long awaited Polar Bear pic from Vegas... Aug 10 2006, 04:15 PM Cutie_Pie
To bad you couldn't violate him like I did, b... Aug 10 2006, 04:22 PM  Gnappster
Hey, did you ever go to Ellis Island?
It is my C... Aug 10 2006, 04:33 PM   Cutie_Pie
Are you kidding soon I will be taking pics out of... Aug 10 2006, 04:44 PM    Gnappster
There are some great sites online that cater to ... Aug 10 2006, 05:00 PM     Cutie_Pie
HAHA Yeah I found out the hard way but my time wa... Aug 10 2006, 05:40 PM      Gnappster
Yeah I'll do some things different next time... Aug 10 2006, 05:51 PM bondiguy
You expect a lazy man to do that??
http://www.o... Aug 11 2006, 01:07 AM Gnappster
What's this link about again? :P Aug 11 2006, 10:13 AM  bondiguy
beats me? :unsure: :P Aug 11 2006, 10:20 AM Gnappster
I went ahead and read that. Cool shit! :che... Aug 11 2006, 11:31 AM  bondiguy
Thus explaining your new av Aug 11 2006, 06:55 PM   Gnappster
I thought, "What says Gnappster more than c... Aug 11 2006, 06:58 PM    bondiguy
Against all my will I will refrain from gutter h... Aug 11 2006, 07:10 PM hott1976 hi cutie love the new pic..but i'd like to see... Aug 12 2006, 10:52 AM Gnappster
thanks, and as for the av suggestion, that's... Aug 14 2006, 12:35 AM  bondiguy
evade makes it 2 for, 15,998 against! :P Aug 14 2006, 01:54 AM Gnappster :roflmao:
comic strips that are actually funny Aug 14 2006, 03:41 PM hott1976 i'd like to see you spankin your monkey while ... Aug 14 2006, 05:49 PM Gnappster
Maybe when I'm checkin out the pics YOU post... Aug 14 2006, 06:18 PM jrock8
i think evade has stolen hott's password :b... Aug 14 2006, 08:17 PM  Gnappster
even though it incorporated a burn on me, that w... Aug 14 2006, 10:01 PM hott1976 hi goober Aug 15 2006, 05:24 PM bondiguy
you're twisted! :blink: :P
:lol: th... Aug 18 2006, 03:51 AM
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