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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
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Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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Liquor and Whores
      
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Gnappster Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM bondiguy
Yeah... no one was around to notice my various w... May 16 2006, 01:18 AM foxy lady I find out you've been a lurker at the "o... May 16 2006, 09:32 AM Assfucker
right, thats what I'm saying <_<
... May 16 2006, 09:34 AM Gnappster
wit-ty re-marks??
:nahnah:
I can only w... May 16 2006, 12:49 PM Bobaloo
that pic never gets old :roflmao: May 16 2006, 01:01 PM  Gnappster
no it doesn't! May 16 2006, 01:12 PM natalie
:lol: :lol: :lol: May 17 2006, 01:36 PM Gnappster K, there is a bee and a wasp caught between the ve... May 17 2006, 02:21 PM closeup2
I've got my money on the wasp. The bee stayed... May 17 2006, 02:23 PM natalie
I HATE wasps!!!!! I'm a ... May 17 2006, 02:45 PM Gnappster the bee escaped :unsure: May 17 2006, 02:51 PM closeup2
He saw what he was up against and took off. I... May 17 2006, 03:19 PM  Gnappster
The bee might have won it anyway. The wasp is RE... May 17 2006, 03:39 PM bondiguy
:fuckoff:
p.s love the bounce the ball pictur... May 18 2006, 01:31 AM Bobaloo You're gonna drown all the way down here, Gnap... Jun 8 2006, 09:57 AM  Gnappster
My doodle's bigger than that
bare... Jun 8 2006, 12:27 PM natalie :kisses: Hi Gnappy!
[attachmentid=22411] Jun 8 2006, 03:04 PM Gnappster
WOWZA!
in addition to your great tits (obvio... Jun 8 2006, 04:00 PM  Bobaloo Well, at first I was about to wonder what happened... Jun 22 2006, 02:03 PM   Gnappster
she's gone AWOE, like so many others. (Absen... Jun 22 2006, 02:59 PM    Bobaloo
so sad. You know, she went AWOE right around the... Jun 22 2006, 03:05 PM     Gnappster
Oh people can come up with statistics to prove a... Jun 22 2006, 03:12 PM      Bobaloo
Wasn't the whole point to find Natalie?? I m... Jun 22 2006, 03:36 PM       Bobaloo Okay, Gnappy. I tried to gettin' your 411 mov... Jun 23 2006, 10:23 AM        Gnappster
Well, the biggest 411 here can't always be l... Jun 23 2006, 11:41 AM evade20
fucking Damn! Gnappster. I'm going to h... Jun 26 2006, 03:22 PM  Gnappster
well she's definitely not tied up in my base... Jun 26 2006, 03:54 PM   Gnappster geeze, I'm getting closer and closer to the bi... Jun 26 2006, 03:58 PM   evade20
:blink: Oh, sure, just because she's not i... Jun 26 2006, 08:10 PM bondiguy Gnappy is the title of that book I Didnt Do It??? ... Jun 24 2006, 01:22 AM closeup4 5000 posts! Why couldn't HotJ or DJS get t... Jun 26 2006, 06:32 AM Gnappster
My fav was the one about the tits. Jun 26 2006, 10:39 AM closeup4 At the rate I'm going, I have more chance of a... Jun 26 2006, 07:47 PM bondiguy 500 posts feels extraordinarily..... bland! :l... Jun 28 2006, 12:48 AM Bobaloo
yeah, I think a best of is good. or the *ive ide... Jun 28 2006, 12:11 PM Gnappster Well holy potatoes. The day is finally here. 5000 ... Jun 28 2006, 02:46 PM Bobaloo So many gems, gnappy!
I like the saxman comme... Jun 28 2006, 03:28 PM bondiguy "No I dont know what Schadenfreude is but ple... Jun 28 2006, 11:46 PM Gnappster
spotted :thumbup: Jun 29 2006, 10:27 AM ndboxer Wow congrats! Reading this made me think of h... Jun 29 2006, 11:01 AM Gnappster
hmmm after reading that I'm not sure if I sh... Jun 29 2006, 11:35 AM  evade20
Congrats on the 5K....We all knew you were a wh... Jun 29 2006, 12:04 PM bondiguy
you're good... you are good! Jun 30 2006, 02:26 AM Gnappster Hope you enjoyed that, kids, 'cause Gnappy... Jun 30 2006, 11:38 AM Bobaloo
What? you don't want to play with your cock ... Jun 30 2006, 01:54 PM  Gnappster
C'mon, do it for mama! :lol:
I'll... Jun 30 2006, 02:11 PM   Bobaloo
before diane took down her pics, she had one wher... Jun 30 2006, 02:47 PM    Gnappster
i remember the pic, just not what place that bea... Jun 30 2006, 03:11 PM ndboxer
HAve a good time in Vegas! Just remember t... Jun 30 2006, 01:20 PM Cutie_Pie Have fun in vegas. Jun 30 2006, 03:17 PM Gnappster If I see it I will get a pic fo sho.
Maybe I can c... Jun 30 2006, 03:38 PM paybarraman I thought you'd be in Vegas drinking with the ... Jun 30 2006, 04:49 PM Gnappster
I'll see if I can get his autograph.
I... Jun 30 2006, 05:13 PM bondiguy
Hey dude how long you going for? There;ll be a m... Jun 30 2006, 05:21 PM Gnappster
July 3 to the 8th.
Don't worry I got one of ... Jun 30 2006, 05:38 PM  Bobaloo
You should never have put him in charge! He... Jun 30 2006, 06:15 PM bondiguy The bird.... he's drinking the water!... Jun 30 2006, 05:40 PM bondiguy stupid bird... I cant believe I left you in charge... Jun 30 2006, 06:17 PM Bobaloo
Now there should be time to make sandwiches using... Jun 30 2006, 06:43 PM  Gnappster
honk if you're horny? I've got a movie f... Jun 30 2006, 06:46 PM   Bobaloo
Shame on you!! Give me my dignity! ... Jun 30 2006, 06:52 PM    Gnappster
wow you're shaping up to be a big fat dynamo... Jun 30 2006, 06:54 PM     Bobaloo
Now where's that cake? Jun 30 2006, 06:57 PM bondiguy I thought mom told you not to wear your dress in p... Jun 30 2006, 06:50 PM bondiguy Haha now thats comedy! Jun 30 2006, 06:54 PM bondiguy :P Jun 30 2006, 07:01 PM bondiguy :P Jun 30 2006, 07:01 PM Gnappster
I need me a fat guy hat Jun 30 2006, 07:08 PM Gnappster k, I am officially outta here.
Take care folks, an... Jun 30 2006, 07:12 PM Bobaloo
Good journey, brother!
I'll tell Vegas t... Jun 30 2006, 07:12 PM bondiguy
Later brotha, catch ya next week Jun 30 2006, 07:20 PM bondiguy Those of you around long enough to remember will e... Jul 3 2006, 02:30 AM Bobaloo
Now THAT'S funny!!!
It looks lik... Jul 3 2006, 10:16 AM Cutie_Pie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/iansgirl10... Jul 3 2006, 04:16 PM paybarraman
*laughing at my desk*
OH FUCK!!!... Jul 3 2006, 07:16 AM bondiguy
Ahhh a fellow fight club devotee????
Here is Tu... Jul 4 2006, 03:21 AM Bobaloo
I wouldn't quite say devotee, but it is an ex... Jul 5 2006, 09:07 AM  Christof Hell Yeah Bondi, I remember it well :) I'm all... Jul 5 2006, 03:49 PM bondiguy
Haha spot on!
Exactly what Christof says;... Jul 6 2006, 02:21 AM bondiguy haha so long as it didnt raise your bar then you... Jul 6 2006, 03:09 AM Cutie_Pie Yeah I never thought of him imagening the phone ri... Jul 6 2006, 03:11 AM bondiguy Yes I agree with Chrsitof, unless like Bob said th... Jul 9 2006, 01:49 AM Gnappster First of all, wow.
Second of all....wow :blink: ... Jul 10 2006, 01:19 PM Cutie_Pie
Yeah I am so happy your back you bring a little ... Jul 10 2006, 01:48 PM  Gnappster
if by something something you means lots of post... Jul 10 2006, 02:00 PM   Cutie_Pie
Well I still want to see I showed you mine so it... Jul 10 2006, 02:08 PM Assfucker
these are bannable posts :drama: Jul 10 2006, 02:25 PM
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