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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
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Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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Liquor and Whores
      
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Gnappster Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM Gnappster
:kisses:
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awww, thanks... Apr 18 2006, 01:22 PM Bobaloo You know. I just noticed that you went through all... Apr 19 2006, 10:04 AM  Gnappster
Oh i'm used to it by now. These days I just ... Apr 19 2006, 12:39 PM   Bobaloo
Too funny. :thumbup:
I got nuthin' :un... Apr 19 2006, 01:25 PM    Bobaloo there y'are Gnappy
You know, you are the king... Apr 20 2006, 12:30 PM     Gnappster
:ph34r:
... Apr 20 2006, 04:28 PM     natalie
Actually we all take turns avoiding you. Damn it... Apr 20 2006, 04:32 PM      Bobaloo
Well, I guess I should say thanks for taking turn... Apr 20 2006, 05:00 PM       Gnappster
Oh c'mon bob,
you're good enough, smart ... Apr 20 2006, 05:05 PM        Bobaloo
classic :roflmao: And well placed!! :thu... Apr 20 2006, 05:09 PM         Bobaloo Gnappy, just a random question...
What was your a... Apr 21 2006, 03:10 PM          Gnappster
before Fry? I'm not sure but I know it was S... Apr 21 2006, 03:30 PM           Bobaloo
Okay. I remember snake, stu, and maybe barney. ... Apr 21 2006, 03:44 PM            Gnappster
I was starting to think you were in the wrong f... Apr 21 2006, 04:03 PM             Bobaloo
You're killing me smalls, you're killing ... Apr 21 2006, 05:26 PM              boanna
uumm excuse me, coming thru, sorry, dont mind me Apr 21 2006, 06:04 PM               Bobaloo
OOOH yeah. I love when you just bump right in, B... Apr 21 2006, 06:16 PM               Gnappster
*boots bobaloo out the door*
c'mon in boa... Apr 21 2006, 07:20 PM     belicked6924
New lover's spat, is the honeymoon over alrea... Apr 21 2006, 11:39 PM      Bobaloo
We're still trying to work out our difference... Apr 22 2006, 09:09 AM       Bobaloo Okay. I figured it out. I realized that it must ... Apr 22 2006, 09:13 AM       belicked6924
Gnappy and I already figured out that we can... Apr 22 2006, 04:44 PM Gnappster
hahaha, sheeeit, you should work for csi being ... Apr 22 2006, 11:48 PM boanna :( Apr 24 2006, 06:35 PM  Gnappster
I was hoping for a tittie shot, but at least boa... Apr 24 2006, 06:49 PM   Bobaloo
We've said before and I'll say it now. B... Apr 24 2006, 07:23 PM   boanna
:) Apr 25 2006, 01:24 PM    Gnappster
:bonerfied:
If I told you you had a maginific... Apr 25 2006, 01:29 PM    Bobaloo
Well, I see you're in Bo's favor again. ... Apr 25 2006, 01:31 PM     Gnappster
you mean that compelling photo in your thread di... Apr 25 2006, 01:33 PM      Bobaloo
Yeah, I just don't understand it. i even tri... Apr 25 2006, 01:36 PM       Gnappster
And conversely, the only thing he can turn on is... Apr 25 2006, 01:46 PM        Bobaloo
coincidentally I can also be read like a book Apr 25 2006, 01:55 PM natalie Hello Gnappy I missed you! How saskachewan? Ha... Apr 24 2006, 01:08 PM Gnappster
How's Sask? Oh you know, same old same old..... Apr 24 2006, 01:14 PM  natalie
Fuck the Oilers go Calagry! (and only becaus... Apr 24 2006, 01:15 PM closeup Gnappy's having a hard time fitting his head t... Apr 27 2006, 12:24 PM Gnappster
"about to"? Apr 27 2006, 12:29 PM closeup If taking Hott for a ride is part of the job, you... Apr 27 2006, 12:33 PM Gnappster
you said "about to" like I was stupid ... Apr 27 2006, 01:19 PM  Bobaloo All right, Gnappy, here goes...
At the risk of ap... Apr 28 2006, 09:13 AM   Gnappster
You had to type all that?
You could have just co... Apr 28 2006, 12:28 PM    Bobaloo
Look, Gnappy, I like you... LIKE!! I like... Apr 28 2006, 02:06 PM     Gnappster
OK, but the mug isn't quite what i had invis... Apr 28 2006, 03:32 PM      natalie
I didn't know Red Green drank fosters'. ... Apr 28 2006, 03:41 PM       Gnappster
:lol:
I don't know if anyone outside Cana... Apr 28 2006, 04:04 PM        Bobaloo
I didn't. :huh: is he some kind of duct tape... Apr 28 2006, 04:07 PM         Gnappster
you could say that Apr 28 2006, 04:14 PM          Bobaloo
Looks like a gay porn movie to me. No wonder I d... Apr 28 2006, 04:19 PM           Gnappster
i figured that would be EXACTLY why you'd re... Apr 28 2006, 04:24 PM            Bobaloo
You got me all wrong mister. I know you want me ... Apr 28 2006, 04:38 PM             Gnappster
wait.... I thought YOU were the gay guy trying t... Apr 28 2006, 04:41 PM        boanna
omg, the red green show is one of my favs!... Apr 28 2006, 05:01 PM         boanna
all my favorite friends here in one spot! jus... Apr 28 2006, 05:03 PM         foxy lady
You mean to tell me you don't have a pair ... Apr 28 2006, 05:04 PM          boanna
shit, gdamit! u made me stay. it was the tho... Apr 28 2006, 05:08 PM foxy lady :huh: :huh:
Ok now I'm confused, so who is ... Apr 28 2006, 04:44 PM Gnappster
:ph34r: Apr 28 2006, 04:46 PM  foxy lady
Both.... ok now I'm with the program :thu... Apr 28 2006, 04:48 PM   Gnappster
hey wait a second.
I am completely straight, but... Apr 28 2006, 04:51 PM    foxy lady
Now you wouldn't be telling me lies Gnappy... Apr 28 2006, 04:53 PM     Gnappster
It takes two to lie...One to lie and one to list... Apr 28 2006, 04:59 PM  Bobaloo
from your post it looks like you're still in ... Apr 28 2006, 04:59 PM Gnappster
you truly are a renaissance woman!
Ox Shit... Apr 28 2006, 05:06 PM foxy lady
Figures you'd find it arousing :P Apr 28 2006, 05:08 PM  Gnappster
it's not a difficult mission :P Apr 28 2006, 05:10 PM   boanna
which part.....dont tell me. hey, want a pic? i... Apr 28 2006, 05:12 PM    boanna
uuuummmm, i mean those other boob sites...not a... Apr 28 2006, 05:13 PM     foxy lady
good catch there Bo :lol: Apr 28 2006, 05:14 PM      boanna
k, be prepared, this is the stupidest pic~ its a... Apr 28 2006, 05:16 PM       boanna
ITS LIKE COUSIN " IT", but with boobs... Apr 28 2006, 05:16 PM        foxy lady
OH.....I didn't even notice the hair :rofl... Apr 28 2006, 05:18 PM         boanna
hey, one more thing..bobs mad at me. i think i ma... Apr 28 2006, 05:20 PM          Bobaloo
I'm not mad at you, bo!!!! Y... Apr 28 2006, 05:30 PM           Gnappster
It means things are back to normal :thumbup: Apr 28 2006, 05:32 PM            Bobaloo
Ha!
Okay, I got nothing. I have to leave ... Apr 28 2006, 06:46 PM           Gnappster
I never get responses when I send girls PM's... Apr 28 2006, 05:44 PM            Bobaloo
You know, I had that pic on the back burner and I... Apr 28 2006, 06:43 PM           boanna
:drama: :blahblah: :drama: :blahblah: :roll... Apr 28 2006, 07:52 PM            Just Hangin
Hot HOT HOT :bonerfied: Apr 29 2006, 01:08 AM            Bobaloo
Gee, bo, you sure know how to make sure a guy doe... Apr 29 2006, 09:39 AM         Bobaloo
there's hair in that pic??? :huh: Apr 29 2006, 09:20 AM       foxy lady
Honey I would sooo love to play with those nip... Apr 28 2006, 05:17 PM        boanna
see, thats the only thing worth looking at in the... Apr 28 2006, 05:18 PM       Gnappster
if that's "bad' then I can't wa... Apr 28 2006, 05:23 PM    Gnappster
yes, post it! Apr 28 2006, 05:14 PM boanna
i dont think those panties are funny. it makes my... Apr 28 2006, 05:10 PM  Gnappster
PICS?! Apr 28 2006, 05:11 PM foxy lady You know the perfect cure for a headache don't... Apr 28 2006, 05:31 PM Gnappster
I tried to tell my wife that, but she didn't... Apr 28 2006, 05:33 PM  Bobaloo
that's funny. It works for me. your wife is... Apr 28 2006, 06:48 PM Bobaloo
is that an offer :unsure: ;) Apr 28 2006, 06:48 PM Gnappster
My brain is rarely working up to par and I still... Apr 28 2006, 07:03 PM Bobaloo
Oh, don't worry. We know.
So did the heada... Apr 29 2006, 09:42 AM  Bobaloo So what brings you here on a Saturday??? Well, be... Apr 29 2006, 10:39 AM   Gnappster
That's pretty much it...is there something e... May 2 2006, 12:37 PM Gnappster Anyone like interpreting dreams cuz I have two wei... May 2 2006, 12:58 PM natalie
I'd advise you to stay away from comedians a... May 2 2006, 01:13 PM diane26 Now that is really all© <_< May 2 2006, 04:18 PM Gnappster
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