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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
Gnappster   :kisses: :blink: :o awww, thanks...   Apr 18 2006, 01:22 PM
Bobaloo   You know. I just noticed that you went through all...   Apr 19 2006, 10:04 AM
Gnappster   Oh i'm used to it by now. These days I just ...   Apr 19 2006, 12:39 PM
Bobaloo   Too funny. :thumbup: I got nuthin' :un...   Apr 19 2006, 01:25 PM
Bobaloo   there y'are Gnappy You know, you are the king...   Apr 20 2006, 12:30 PM
Gnappster   :ph34r: ...   Apr 20 2006, 04:28 PM
natalie   Actually we all take turns avoiding you. Damn it...   Apr 20 2006, 04:32 PM
Bobaloo   Well, I guess I should say thanks for taking turn...   Apr 20 2006, 05:00 PM
Gnappster   Oh c'mon bob, you're good enough, smart ...   Apr 20 2006, 05:05 PM
Bobaloo   classic :roflmao: And well placed!! :thu...   Apr 20 2006, 05:09 PM
Bobaloo   Gnappy, just a random question... What was your a...   Apr 21 2006, 03:10 PM
Gnappster   before Fry? I'm not sure but I know it was S...   Apr 21 2006, 03:30 PM
Bobaloo   Okay. I remember snake, stu, and maybe barney. ...   Apr 21 2006, 03:44 PM
Gnappster   I was starting to think you were in the wrong f...   Apr 21 2006, 04:03 PM
Bobaloo   You're killing me smalls, you're killing ...   Apr 21 2006, 05:26 PM
boanna   uumm excuse me, coming thru, sorry, dont mind me   Apr 21 2006, 06:04 PM
Bobaloo   OOOH yeah. I love when you just bump right in, B...   Apr 21 2006, 06:16 PM
Gnappster   *boots bobaloo out the door* c'mon in boa...   Apr 21 2006, 07:20 PM
belicked6924   New lover's spat, is the honeymoon over alrea...   Apr 21 2006, 11:39 PM
Bobaloo   We're still trying to work out our difference...   Apr 22 2006, 09:09 AM
Bobaloo   Okay. I figured it out. I realized that it must ...   Apr 22 2006, 09:13 AM
belicked6924   Gnappy and I already figured out that we can...   Apr 22 2006, 04:44 PM
Gnappster   hahaha, sheeeit, you should work for csi being ...   Apr 22 2006, 11:48 PM
boanna   :(   Apr 24 2006, 06:35 PM
Gnappster   I was hoping for a tittie shot, but at least boa...   Apr 24 2006, 06:49 PM
Bobaloo   We've said before and I'll say it now. B...   Apr 24 2006, 07:23 PM
boanna   :)   Apr 25 2006, 01:24 PM
Gnappster   :bonerfied: If I told you you had a maginific...   Apr 25 2006, 01:29 PM
Bobaloo   Well, I see you're in Bo's favor again. ...   Apr 25 2006, 01:31 PM
Gnappster   you mean that compelling photo in your thread di...   Apr 25 2006, 01:33 PM
Bobaloo   Yeah, I just don't understand it. i even tri...   Apr 25 2006, 01:36 PM
Gnappster   And conversely, the only thing he can turn on is...   Apr 25 2006, 01:46 PM
Bobaloo   coincidentally I can also be read like a book   Apr 25 2006, 01:55 PM
natalie   Hello Gnappy I missed you! How saskachewan? Ha...   Apr 24 2006, 01:08 PM
Gnappster   How's Sask? Oh you know, same old same old.....   Apr 24 2006, 01:14 PM
natalie   Fuck the Oilers go Calagry! (and only becaus...   Apr 24 2006, 01:15 PM
closeup   Gnappy's having a hard time fitting his head t...   Apr 27 2006, 12:24 PM
Gnappster   "about to"?   Apr 27 2006, 12:29 PM
closeup   If taking Hott for a ride is part of the job, you...   Apr 27 2006, 12:33 PM
Gnappster   you said "about to" like I was stupid ...   Apr 27 2006, 01:19 PM
Bobaloo   All right, Gnappy, here goes... At the risk of ap...   Apr 28 2006, 09:13 AM
Gnappster   You had to type all that? You could have just co...   Apr 28 2006, 12:28 PM
Bobaloo   Look, Gnappy, I like you... LIKE!! I like...   Apr 28 2006, 02:06 PM
Gnappster   OK, but the mug isn't quite what i had invis...   Apr 28 2006, 03:32 PM
natalie   I didn't know Red Green drank fosters'. ...   Apr 28 2006, 03:41 PM
Gnappster   :lol: I don't know if anyone outside Cana...   Apr 28 2006, 04:04 PM
Bobaloo   I didn't. :huh: is he some kind of duct tape...   Apr 28 2006, 04:07 PM
Gnappster   you could say that   Apr 28 2006, 04:14 PM
Bobaloo   Looks like a gay porn movie to me. No wonder I d...   Apr 28 2006, 04:19 PM
Gnappster   i figured that would be EXACTLY why you'd re...   Apr 28 2006, 04:24 PM
Bobaloo   You got me all wrong mister. I know you want me ...   Apr 28 2006, 04:38 PM
Gnappster   wait.... I thought YOU were the gay guy trying t...   Apr 28 2006, 04:41 PM
boanna   omg, the red green show is one of my favs!...   Apr 28 2006, 05:01 PM
boanna   all my favorite friends here in one spot! jus...   Apr 28 2006, 05:03 PM
foxy lady   You mean to tell me you don't have a pair ...   Apr 28 2006, 05:04 PM
boanna   shit, gdamit! u made me stay. it was the tho...   Apr 28 2006, 05:08 PM
foxy lady   :huh: :huh: Ok now I'm confused, so who is ...   Apr 28 2006, 04:44 PM
Gnappster   :ph34r:   Apr 28 2006, 04:46 PM
foxy lady   Both.... ok now I'm with the program :thu...   Apr 28 2006, 04:48 PM
Gnappster   hey wait a second. I am completely straight, but...   Apr 28 2006, 04:51 PM
foxy lady   Now you wouldn't be telling me lies Gnappy...   Apr 28 2006, 04:53 PM
Gnappster   It takes two to lie...One to lie and one to list...   Apr 28 2006, 04:59 PM
Bobaloo   from your post it looks like you're still in ...   Apr 28 2006, 04:59 PM
Gnappster   you truly are a renaissance woman! Ox Shit...   Apr 28 2006, 05:06 PM
foxy lady   Figures you'd find it arousing :P   Apr 28 2006, 05:08 PM
Gnappster   it's not a difficult mission :P   Apr 28 2006, 05:10 PM
boanna   which part.....dont tell me. hey, want a pic? i...   Apr 28 2006, 05:12 PM
boanna   uuuummmm, i mean those other boob sites...not a...   Apr 28 2006, 05:13 PM
foxy lady   good catch there Bo :lol:   Apr 28 2006, 05:14 PM
boanna   k, be prepared, this is the stupidest pic~ its a...   Apr 28 2006, 05:16 PM
boanna   ITS LIKE COUSIN " IT", but with boobs...   Apr 28 2006, 05:16 PM
foxy lady   OH.....I didn't even notice the hair :rofl...   Apr 28 2006, 05:18 PM
boanna   hey, one more thing..bobs mad at me. i think i ma...   Apr 28 2006, 05:20 PM
Bobaloo   I'm not mad at you, bo!!!! Y...   Apr 28 2006, 05:30 PM
Gnappster   It means things are back to normal :thumbup:   Apr 28 2006, 05:32 PM
Bobaloo   Ha! Okay, I got nothing. I have to leave ...   Apr 28 2006, 06:46 PM
Gnappster   I never get responses when I send girls PM's...   Apr 28 2006, 05:44 PM
Bobaloo   You know, I had that pic on the back burner and I...   Apr 28 2006, 06:43 PM
boanna   :drama: :blahblah: :drama: :blahblah: :roll...   Apr 28 2006, 07:52 PM
Just Hangin   Hot HOT HOT :bonerfied:   Apr 29 2006, 01:08 AM
Bobaloo   Gee, bo, you sure know how to make sure a guy doe...   Apr 29 2006, 09:39 AM
Bobaloo   there's hair in that pic??? :huh:   Apr 29 2006, 09:20 AM
foxy lady   Honey I would sooo love to play with those nip...   Apr 28 2006, 05:17 PM
boanna   see, thats the only thing worth looking at in the...   Apr 28 2006, 05:18 PM
Gnappster   if that's "bad' then I can't wa...   Apr 28 2006, 05:23 PM
Gnappster   yes, post it!   Apr 28 2006, 05:14 PM
boanna   i dont think those panties are funny. it makes my...   Apr 28 2006, 05:10 PM
Gnappster   PICS?!   Apr 28 2006, 05:11 PM
foxy lady   You know the perfect cure for a headache don't...   Apr 28 2006, 05:31 PM
Gnappster   I tried to tell my wife that, but she didn't...   Apr 28 2006, 05:33 PM
Bobaloo   that's funny. It works for me. your wife is...   Apr 28 2006, 06:48 PM
Bobaloo   is that an offer :unsure: ;)   Apr 28 2006, 06:48 PM
Gnappster   My brain is rarely working up to par and I still...   Apr 28 2006, 07:03 PM
Bobaloo   Oh, don't worry. We know. So did the heada...   Apr 29 2006, 09:42 AM
Bobaloo   So what brings you here on a Saturday??? Well, be...   Apr 29 2006, 10:39 AM
Gnappster   That's pretty much it...is there something e...   May 2 2006, 12:37 PM
Gnappster   Anyone like interpreting dreams cuz I have two wei...   May 2 2006, 12:58 PM
natalie   I'd advise you to stay away from comedians a...   May 2 2006, 01:13 PM
diane26   Now that is really all© <_<   May 2 2006, 04:18 PM
Gnappster   :o   May 2 2006, 05:19 PM
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