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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
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Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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Liquor and Whores
      
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Gnappster Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM Narazbad god am i missing a reference somewhere? Jan 24 2006, 01:31 AM bondiguy
you sure are.... either in sussed's thread o... Jan 24 2006, 01:38 AM Gnappster I believe the melons in jersey's thread. Somet... Jan 24 2006, 11:24 AM Gnappster Well, here I am, 2500 posts. The big Double D... Jan 24 2006, 05:20 PM bondiguy
ahhhh almost brought a tear to my eye!
Hey ... Jan 25 2006, 12:57 AM jrock8 :roflmao: lmao... gnappy you whore!
i don... Jan 24 2006, 06:29 PM hott1976 Hi babes! Thinking about cha'! Jan 24 2006, 07:33 PM Narazbad shit....i remember em too....the scary thing is, i... Jan 26 2006, 03:03 AM Gnappster
getting a lot of use out of it huh. :P Jan 26 2006, 11:45 AM Narazbad hell yeah! makes those stupid "friendly* ... Jan 27 2006, 04:18 PM Gnappster
haha, naraz is on fire today! Jan 27 2006, 04:32 PM  jrock8
another roman candle gone awry? :unsure: Jan 27 2006, 04:37 PM   Gnappster
:roflmao:
I should not laugh, but can not help... Jan 27 2006, 04:40 PM hott1976 here ya go! Jan 27 2006, 09:22 PM Gnappster thank
you!
your pics are like a drug
and i... Jan 27 2006, 09:43 PM jrock8
yeah... i would imagine that withdrawal from hot... Jan 30 2006, 02:23 AM Narazbad *sings* oh you are my perfect drug my perfect drug... Jan 28 2006, 03:22 AM Gnappster :sleeping-smiley-009: :sleeping-smiley-012: :sle... Feb 2 2006, 03:04 PM bondiguy
Wake up mother fucker!!!!!... Feb 4 2006, 11:10 PM Gnappster the whole board is almost as dead as my 411 Feb 9 2006, 03:30 PM bondiguy
I have noticed.
I myself have only been on ever... Feb 10 2006, 06:52 AM Kiana
I remember this! :2thumbsup: I think I... Feb 10 2006, 10:01 PM bondiguy
I dont know who you quoted but from the sounds o... Feb 11 2006, 12:48 AM  Gnappster
she was quoting one of my top 21 posts of all ti... Feb 12 2006, 10:32 PM bondiguy ummm.... yeah! :thumbup: Feb 13 2006, 01:36 AM Kiana Sadly, I remember where most of those qoutes came ... Feb 13 2006, 10:26 AM Gnappster wow, 3000 freakin posts.
oh the tits I've see... Feb 13 2006, 06:48 PM closeup
Congrats on your 3000th post. May your next 3000 ... Feb 13 2006, 10:51 PM  Gnappster
I don't have a freakin idea, even my friend ... Feb 13 2006, 10:55 PM   closeup
The security guard at the Try'n'sav, when... Feb 13 2006, 10:57 PM  bondiguy
DAMN THIS IS GOING TO HAUNT ME! I know I hav... Feb 15 2006, 03:55 AM   closeup
I 'm not sure if you're just yanking my c... Feb 15 2006, 12:24 PM    Gnappster
this is bondu we're talking about :alc:
I... Feb 15 2006, 01:00 PM     closeup
I'll give half credit, It was George H.W.Bush... Feb 15 2006, 01:07 PM      Gnappster
he's still workin on the first one :P Feb 15 2006, 01:13 PM     bondiguy
I also favour the classics!
I knew the seco... Feb 16 2006, 01:12 AM bondiguy "If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd b... Feb 16 2006, 01:25 AM Gnappster
hey monday called, it wants its post back :nahn... Feb 16 2006, 11:40 AM  bondiguy
Im guessing that was already established? :P
M... Feb 17 2006, 02:00 AM   Gnappster
or maybe you need to get some gooder stuff Feb 17 2006, 11:28 AM    bondiguy
well I just picked up a small amount to get me t... Feb 17 2006, 07:00 PM bondiguy oh just met a new girl too.... she seems nice Feb 17 2006, 07:01 PM Gnappster
ahh yes, MaryJane is here name :thumbup: Feb 20 2006, 04:05 PM Gnappster :huh: Feb 20 2006, 04:06 PM closeup
Gnappy, it's just the opposite of you sitting... Feb 20 2006, 04:43 PM  Gnappster
yeah if I'm taking a dump at the same time ... Feb 20 2006, 05:21 PM belicked6924
I agree but with a positive slant on the idea, wo... Feb 20 2006, 09:14 PM Christof
I've seen even strange than that, at music f... Feb 22 2006, 03:07 PM  Gnappster
whoa, next thing ya know they're gonna start... Feb 22 2006, 03:15 PM   closeup
It gets recycled. You just rinse it out, and the ... Feb 22 2006, 04:24 PM    Christof
Thats just nasty :) no think they come in packs ... Feb 22 2006, 04:31 PM   bondiguy
Damn government... always trying to screw ya... Feb 23 2006, 01:34 AM    diane26
Sad isnt it, my tits make people think of taking ... Feb 23 2006, 01:46 AM     bondiguy
I wouldnt take it personally... weird shit like ... Feb 23 2006, 01:55 AM     Gnappster
especially in my 411, it's like the twilight... Feb 23 2006, 11:56 AM      bondiguy
and that is putting it mildly Feb 24 2006, 01:22 AM  SKULLZ0MBIE
LOL, are your for real? :roflmao: Feb 28 2006, 03:06 PM   Christof
Afraid so, one of my friends stocks up on them e... Feb 28 2006, 05:05 PM hott1976 the pissing pic is one sick picture. As desperate... Feb 20 2006, 06:00 PM hott1976 hi cutie pie.... tryin to find something up to pa... Feb 20 2006, 06:14 PM closeup
It's Hott wearing her invisible outfit. The p... Feb 21 2006, 12:37 PM  Gnappster
most women on this sight have gone through that ... Feb 21 2006, 12:41 PM   closeup
My 411 has slipped so far back the last person to... Feb 21 2006, 12:46 PM Gnappster thanks babe! virtual ghost town in here until ... Feb 20 2006, 06:20 PM bondiguy Looks like she forgot to add that pic :blink: Feb 21 2006, 07:18 AM Gnappster
I just walk into the women's for that :piss... Feb 21 2006, 11:38 AM bondiguy
Anytime buddy :cheers: Feb 22 2006, 02:32 AM diane26 So gnappy doesnt go crying in my thread again ... Feb 22 2006, 02:21 PM Gnappster
ahhh sweet! :wow:
much obliged...how did u ... Feb 22 2006, 02:41 PM  diane26
I had no idea but thank you :kisses: Feb 22 2006, 02:49 PM SecretFantasy thats disturbing...... but hey it looks like a goo... Feb 22 2006, 05:01 PM diane26 http://bestsmileys.com/funny/6.gif Feb 23 2006, 02:52 AM bondiguy Homer: Marge, anyone could miss Canada, all tucked... Feb 24 2006, 11:51 PM belicked6924 :thumbup: Enjoying the new sig pic Gnappy Feb 28 2006, 02:33 PM Gnappster thanks, it looked like a winner to me! Feb 28 2006, 02:47 PM belicked6924
It's almost hypnotizing :blink: Feb 28 2006, 02:50 PM hott1976 for you... so you don't need to discuss peein... Feb 28 2006, 08:31 PM bondiguy
damn u had better post in EVERY thread then... Mar 1 2006, 01:45 AM evade20
Hott
You never told us how big this treasure h... Mar 1 2006, 02:39 AM Gnappster
:niceones:
thanks for reviving my 411! th... Mar 1 2006, 12:15 PM natalie You know I like the Simpsons but Family guy kicks ... Mar 1 2006, 05:43 PM Gnappster
well family guy hasn't reached the mythic pr... Mar 1 2006, 06:33 PM bondiguy
Possibly the worst line post ever!
oh that ... Mar 3 2006, 01:52 AM Christof Awesome pic Hott! and I like simpsons as much ... Mar 3 2006, 03:12 PM natalie :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Mar 3 2006, 03:21 PM  natalie
Don't worry, I have a girlfriend that told me... Mar 3 2006, 03:23 PM   Christof
A little i suppose but really not into the whole ... Mar 3 2006, 03:34 PM   Gnappster
how did that come about? was he fucking her and ... Mar 3 2006, 03:42 PM    Christof
Maybe he was drunk? when ya gotta go, ya gotta g... Mar 3 2006, 03:45 PM    natalie
No she had it planned and everything. She put pla... Mar 3 2006, 03:46 PM     Gnappster
hmmm, sounds like she'd be up for a Clevela... Mar 3 2006, 04:00 PM      natalie
Do I even want to know what that is? :o Mar 3 2006, 04:02 PM       Christof
No.
But...
urbandictionary.com:
the act of taki... Mar 3 2006, 04:05 PM        natalie RE: Gnappster Mar 3 2006, 04:08 PM         Gnappster
no comment huh :P Mar 3 2006, 04:18 PM          natalie
Yeah, it just didn't show up for some reason.... Mar 3 2006, 04:24 PM           Gnappster
lol, there's also:
donkey punch
rusty hook
t... Mar 3 2006, 04:33 PM Gnappster
uh oh, now that weird pee guy is posting in my 4... Mar 3 2006, 03:23 PM  Christof
Dammit! Mar 3 2006, 03:38 PM paybarraman :vomit-smiley-020: Mar 3 2006, 04:26 PM
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