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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
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Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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Liquor and Whores
      
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Posts: 11,440
Joined: 28-March 05
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Gnappster Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM misschickie
very, very, very good to know.
i love ricky... Jul 26 2007, 01:11 AM bondiguy
Use it wisely my dear! Jul 26 2007, 01:12 AM  misschickie
wisely? i am more of the spend it all in one pl... Jul 26 2007, 01:15 AM Gnappster
how can you go wrong with a haircut like that
htt... Jul 26 2007, 01:14 AM bondiguy
I gotta get my hands on that shit! Jul 26 2007, 01:16 AM misschickie
you would love it, bondi. it was shot like a do... Jul 26 2007, 01:18 AM  bondiguy
If it's low brow... it's bondi! Jul 26 2007, 01:19 AM Gnappster
haha, I just watched High Definition Piss Jugs to... Jul 26 2007, 01:21 AM bondiguy
This I gotta see! Jul 26 2007, 01:23 AM bondiguy Non Canadians will now leave this thread :( :P Jul 26 2007, 01:27 AM misschickie
don't you dare leave, sexy! Jul 26 2007, 01:29 AM  bondiguy
yes ma'am Jul 26 2007, 01:31 AM   misschickie
:spankin: that's a good bondi, don't ma... Jul 26 2007, 01:34 AM    bondiguy
How do you know that;s not what I want??? :P Jul 26 2007, 01:36 AM     misschickie
just making sure we are on the same page. Jul 26 2007, 01:44 AM      Bunni
He's a drunk so no you'r not on the sam... Jul 26 2007, 01:46 AM      bondiguy
I hear ya loud and clear! Jul 26 2007, 01:47 AM misschickie
omg, i love that one...
the other night i watch... Jul 26 2007, 01:28 AM misschickie
ssshhhh...if he's drunk, i can take advantag... Jul 26 2007, 01:49 AM bondiguy
What did she say? :alc: Jul 26 2007, 01:50 AM  misschickie
oh nothing sweetie...here take this...it'll ... Jul 26 2007, 01:52 AM   bondiguy
I have never refused a drink before :cheers: Jul 26 2007, 01:53 AM    misschickie
Your reputation is wide spread. :P Jul 26 2007, 01:57 AM  Bunni
:lol: Jul 26 2007, 11:10 PM Gnappster
check out the phrase below my avatar.
conky ha... Jul 26 2007, 02:08 AM Bunni
I don't see it Jul 26 2007, 02:24 AM  bondiguy
I believe he is refering to where it says, ... Jul 26 2007, 03:43 AM   Gnappster
Liquor and Whores :lol: Jul 26 2007, 11:35 AM    ddd35
OMFG :drinkup: Jul 26 2007, 11:51 AM    Bunni
:lol:
Bubbles man, he is a poet just like B... Jul 26 2007, 11:11 PM     Gnappster
and just as handsome ;) Jul 27 2007, 11:33 AM   Bunni
I got a little too carried away with booze yest... Jul 26 2007, 11:09 PM bondiguy
fuck yeah, i better stock up on weed Jul 26 2007, 03:42 AM bondiguy
That's guy's as cool as me!
Your ... Jul 27 2007, 08:01 PM Bunni I'd say he's got me beat! :P
[snapback... Jul 27 2007, 10:07 PM  bondiguy
take that 4 eyes! :P
I have been drinking,... Jul 27 2007, 10:08 PM   Bunni
Remember the saying "no regrets" Jul 27 2007, 10:23 PM    bondiguy
Oh yeah... I don't regret a thing! You c... Jul 27 2007, 10:25 PM     Bunni
Well said. Posting here will make you feel bett... Jul 27 2007, 10:43 PM      bondiguy
especially when the likes of you are online too... Jul 27 2007, 10:43 PM       Bunni
Nice try :P Jul 27 2007, 11:27 PM        bondiguy
"props" for the effort? :lol: Jul 27 2007, 11:28 PM         Bunni
:fuckoff:
You are annoying tonight especial... Jul 27 2007, 11:30 PM          bondiguy
even more so than usual? :P Jul 27 2007, 11:31 PM           Bunni
:wink:
I'm not sure why I come back for ... Jul 31 2007, 10:18 PM            Gnappster
It's love! Aug 1 2007, 12:38 PM             Bunni
If you say so. Aug 9 2007, 12:24 AM            ddd35
I think you like it , Are you into pain as well... Aug 1 2007, 02:54 PM             Bunni
I have heard some horror stories! The answ... Aug 9 2007, 12:26 AM              ddd35
you have been told right , NO mean yes :span... Aug 9 2007, 08:29 AM               Bunni
My mom always told me not to speak with strange... Aug 10 2007, 12:08 AM                ddd35
weve now had sex 5 times we cant be strangers a... Aug 14 2007, 04:44 PM                 Bobaloo
imaginary sex sessions with you and a guy you cal... Aug 14 2007, 10:15 PM                  ddd35
Now BOB Im not telling you again , dont talk s... Aug 15 2007, 08:22 AM                   Bobaloo
Are you implying that you're so much of a los... Aug 15 2007, 05:16 PM                 Bunni
Cyber sex still leaves plenty of room for not t... Aug 15 2007, 06:51 PM                  ddd35
I was in such a sexual bliss I lost count , Im ... Aug 16 2007, 10:03 AM Gnappster found another funny simpsons avatar site..almost a... Jul 30 2007, 01:02 PM baby21 that site never worked for me :( I went and cried ... Jul 30 2007, 01:33 PM Gnappster
fixed the link, but sometimes it crashes due to ... Jul 30 2007, 01:49 PM bondiguy
I did that a while back but this one turned out ... Jul 31 2007, 01:46 AM baby21 I meant the actual site... like I would upload and... Jul 31 2007, 03:57 AM ddd35
turn the sound off ... :P Jul 31 2007, 08:41 AM  phoenix
Turn it all off. :2thumbsup: Jul 31 2007, 09:48 AM Gnappster
Maybe if you send me a pic of yourself I could t... Jul 31 2007, 11:21 AM  ddd35
and youd better share .. :2gunsfiring: Jul 31 2007, 01:36 PM baby21 Check your inbox gnappy!!! Jul 31 2007, 02:44 PM Gnappster
I did :huh: Jul 31 2007, 03:04 PM bondiguy
Good idea boss :thumbup:
you love it :kisses... Aug 2 2007, 03:43 AM ddd35
:thumbup: Aug 2 2007, 08:56 AM paybarraman I'll have a double rock and rye and seven Carl... Aug 3 2007, 02:44 AM Gnappster
I can't spot that quote but I like the theme... Aug 3 2007, 06:53 PM  bondiguy
Sounds like a sweet two weeks off mate... no dou... Aug 3 2007, 06:55 PM   Gnappster
fo sho! he's been at his aunt and uncle... Aug 3 2007, 07:03 PM    bondiguy
Yeah I am always interested in local tastes... h... Aug 3 2007, 07:06 PM  closeup
A week off? Man, I'm always happy to get two ... Aug 3 2007, 11:23 PM hott1976 what up homie? just givin a shout out to show som... Aug 4 2007, 02:16 PM baby21
I see how it is...
I didn't get a shout out ... Aug 5 2007, 07:10 PM  bondiguy
Poor baby... need some consoling? Aug 7 2007, 01:04 AM   baby21
Depends on what your definition of consoling i... Aug 7 2007, 03:00 PM    bondiguy
Marathon sex sessions Aug 8 2007, 12:37 AM     baby21
Sign me up! Aug 8 2007, 03:54 AM Puppet Sup Gnapppppppppyyyyyyy ... you sexi beast.. lol Aug 8 2007, 08:27 PM Bunni
Do you need glasses :P Aug 9 2007, 12:27 AM bondiguy
And best of all... it's free! Aug 9 2007, 01:19 AM baby21
Just what a broke college student needs!... Aug 9 2007, 08:42 PM bondiguy
What ALL college girls (and high school girls) n... Aug 10 2007, 12:37 AM Bobaloo Hey Gnappy.
I haven't had a chance to catch u... Aug 14 2007, 03:09 PM  closeup
I see you used EPCOT as the educational experienc... Aug 15 2007, 08:58 PM   Bobaloo
Nothing like a kid park owned by a brewery :thumb... Aug 15 2007, 11:15 PM    ddd35
well Chicago is closer to Canada then Florida ... Aug 16 2007, 10:06 AM     Bobaloo
Never even tried to look while at home. I bet if... Aug 16 2007, 10:21 AM      ddd35
It all makes sense now . :cheers: Aug 16 2007, 10:24 AM
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