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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
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Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Gnappster Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM ddd35 gnappy congrats for getting your blue name , I w... May 21 2007, 06:51 AM bondiguy
Someone learn a new word today? May 22 2007, 06:12 PM baby21
:lol:
Utopia reminds me of the drink Frutopia.... May 23 2007, 04:39 AM  ddd35
gross , that pretty much sums it up .. :2thumb... May 23 2007, 08:06 AM  Gnappster
Mixed with vodka it is great!....so is almost... May 23 2007, 11:27 AM   bondiguy
I thought Mountain Dew was worse than that? May 23 2007, 05:04 PM    Gnappster
haha, that too. May 23 2007, 05:12 PM bondiguy Hey mate, a quick question. What is the weather li... May 26 2007, 02:02 AM Gnappster
It's a BIG country.
West coast, it's pre... May 26 2007, 02:26 AM  baby21
LOL that was the most detailed reply ever.
And ... May 26 2007, 04:24 AM  ddd35
whats your average snowfall for the year Gnap... May 26 2007, 08:23 AM   Gnappster
Where I live, not that much. 40 inches per year a... May 27 2007, 02:08 AM UncleBuck
FYI :drinkup:
http://www.ec.gc.ca/default.as... Jun 1 2007, 02:11 PM ddd35 well 6 more to go and ya reach the 10,000. mark a... May 26 2007, 09:18 AM Gnappster wow, 10,001 May 27 2007, 12:55 PM ddd35
congratulations on the accomplishment :cheers: May 27 2007, 02:47 PM bondiguy
Ok, It tooka minute or two to digest that but b... May 27 2007, 06:18 PM Gnappster
Well if you're going to Canada, I'd say ... May 28 2007, 01:25 AM  bondiguy
It's all just an idea at the moment, definit... May 28 2007, 01:32 AM   Gnappster
about the lake thing. absolutely. there are roug... May 28 2007, 02:00 AM    bondiguy
Wow, so he wasn't a lying piece of shit... May 28 2007, 02:05 AM     Gnappster
there are so many deer here(thanks to the near e... May 28 2007, 11:29 AM      bondiguy
Ahhh mother nature always has a way of evening t... May 28 2007, 09:33 PM       Gnappster
Wolves. May 29 2007, 01:05 AM        baby21
I get made fun of for calling them "woofs... May 29 2007, 03:03 AM         ddd35
thats understandable .. :P May 29 2007, 08:36 AM Gnappster
is this a recent problem?
this reminds me of:
H... May 29 2007, 11:50 AM ddd35
HAHA , :P May 29 2007, 03:25 PM bondiguy Good reference work in Gnappy! May 30 2007, 09:14 PM Gnappster How in the blazes of blue hell does Carson Daly ST... Jun 1 2007, 01:48 AM bondiguy
WHo?!?!? Jun 1 2007, 03:08 AM ddd35
must just be a canadian thing I dont think he d... Jun 1 2007, 08:55 AM  Gnappster
Well I can't blame you for not knowing he do... Jun 1 2007, 11:50 AM   ddd35
LOL yeah okay Know who your talking about now .... Jun 1 2007, 01:10 PM   baby21
Oh god...
I prefer to watch Craig Ferguson.. he ... Jun 1 2007, 02:10 PM    UncleBuck
he is funny :P
and this clip is insightful
... Jun 1 2007, 02:14 PM     Gnappster
That was a good clip!
Thank God I don't... Jun 1 2007, 04:49 PM     baby21
Funny you chose that clip!! It's my... Jun 2 2007, 12:38 AM      Gnappster
I figured you had good reasons for your choices.... Jun 2 2007, 02:10 AM bondiguy
Thanks mate :thumbup:
Ehh I switched to Jage... Jun 1 2007, 08:35 PM bondiguy
Thats right... a little LSD is all she needs :th... Jun 4 2007, 12:25 AM Gnappster
It's all anyone needs.
Trippin. Jun 4 2007, 11:50 AM hott1976 psst....how's it goin little guy? Jun 6 2007, 07:52 PM ddd35
oh she is so suttle !!! :nahnah: Jun 6 2007, 08:23 PM bondiguy
Haha Beavis and Butthead, now that's comedy... Jun 7 2007, 12:52 AM Gnappster
better now
indeed. Jun 7 2007, 02:25 PM bondiguy Soooooooo, what's the good word Grimey? Jun 8 2007, 12:39 AM misschickie Hey there Gnappy,
Just visiting your thread...I l... Jun 9 2007, 05:52 PM bondiguy
That sounds like the pre nup I made my wife sign... Jun 9 2007, 07:28 PM ddd35
and chickie is here so this is a perfect place ... Jun 11 2007, 09:47 AM  misschickie
well, bless your heart, punkin! :kisses: Jun 12 2007, 01:41 AM   ddd35
can I have my spankin now ? :spankin: Jun 12 2007, 08:50 AM Gnappster
thank you for this unsolicited visit ;)
you use... Jun 11 2007, 01:15 PM bondiguy
They gave me a smoking monkey and a free pearl n... Jun 12 2007, 01:38 AM  misschickie
:roflmao: omg, bondi... :roflmao: Jun 12 2007, 01:40 AM  Bobaloo
How nice that they gave you a sponge after they g... Jun 12 2007, 11:39 AM   ddd35
:thumbup: :roflmao: Jun 12 2007, 12:08 PM   misschickie
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
I knew there w... Jun 13 2007, 03:23 AM    ddd35
we all have weak moments .. shake it off . we ... Jun 13 2007, 08:30 AM     misschickie
thanks, hun! you are a forgiving bunch! Jun 17 2007, 08:03 PM      ddd35
well only to the sexy ladies like yourself ... Jun 19 2007, 09:00 AM    Bobaloo
The only times I'm able to shine are the mome... Jun 13 2007, 03:22 PM     misschickie
It is good to have someone there to pick up the ... Jun 17 2007, 08:02 PM      Gnappster
what's this, others getting accolades in MY ... Jun 18 2007, 11:31 AM       Bobaloo
:o this is a 411???
I thought this was the s... Jun 18 2007, 03:58 PM        Gnappster
they're one in the same Jun 18 2007, 04:12 PM       misschickie
you don't like us partying in your house whe... Jun 19 2007, 02:25 AM        Gnappster
nah, go ahead...someone should get use out of it... Jun 19 2007, 12:27 PM         bondiguy
I don't know why but...
"Is every drif... Jun 20 2007, 12:21 AM          misschickie
heeeyyy...was that directed at me?
:thumbup: o... Jun 21 2007, 03:33 AM           bondiguy
Short answer yes with an if, long answer no with... Jun 21 2007, 03:48 AM            misschickie
:roflmao: excellent quote.
although i do feel ... Jun 21 2007, 04:30 AM             bondiguy
Please don't feel insulted, i think you are ... Jun 21 2007, 07:18 AM misschickie
it was the pic of you on your hands and knees wi... Jun 12 2007, 01:42 AM bondiguy
I hear that so often :lol:
And to think he n... Jun 13 2007, 01:09 AM bondiguy
Sounds like bondi after a night on the drink try... Jun 14 2007, 12:36 AM Gnappster
:thumbup:
http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs... Jun 14 2007, 11:21 AM  bondiguy
Check and Mate :thumbup: Jun 15 2007, 12:33 AM misschickie
oh my bondi...never at a loss.
:roflmao: Jun 17 2007, 08:04 PM bondiguy
Heyyyy wait a minute....
That's better :t... Jun 18 2007, 01:05 AM bondiguy
Just like in real life dude :cheers: Jun 19 2007, 04:15 AM Gnappster a great way to waste 10 mins.
http://www.youtube.... Jun 20 2007, 12:54 PM Bobaloo
I didn't get to watch the whole thing yet, bu... Jun 20 2007, 02:55 PM  Bobaloo so i was messing around on the Internet like I usu... Jun 20 2007, 10:44 PM   misschickie
what the hell is wrong with being a DD??? :P Jun 21 2007, 03:27 AM    ddd35
in your case abosolutely nothing at all .. :chee... Jun 21 2007, 08:44 AM bondiguy
That's just drunk talk. Sweet, beautiful dru... Jun 21 2007, 01:13 AM Gnappster
I see no wrong doing whatsoever.
or a triple D Jun 21 2007, 11:54 AM bondiguy Come on? I get nothing for cromulent? Jun 22 2007, 12:39 AM Gnappster
Well it definitely embiggened the thread. Jun 22 2007, 01:11 PM
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