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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
Puppet   Plagerizer! :violent-smiley-100:   Mar 21 2007, 10:03 PM
Bobaloo   nope. Quoter :)   Mar 21 2007, 10:50 PM
Puppet   Moose meat...wtf you eatin!!   Mar 22 2007, 01:08 AM
Gnappster   he's right, we do eat moose here..as well as...   Mar 22 2007, 01:53 AM
Puppet   You left out dogs and horses   Mar 22 2007, 02:32 AM
Bobaloo   Dogs and horses are for lovin' I mean, um,...   Mar 22 2007, 09:37 AM
ddd35   and you talk about me ....   Mar 22 2007, 10:17 AM
Gnappster   I heard you were more a cow and sheep guy...they...   Mar 22 2007, 11:46 AM
Bobaloo   :mellow:   Mar 22 2007, 11:49 AM
ddd35   ah with sheep ya just gotta have the tall boots sl...   Mar 22 2007, 11:50 AM
Gnappster   I'd prefer high heels :ph34r:   Mar 22 2007, 11:52 AM
Puppet   I think you learned that from Jork!   Mar 22 2007, 06:29 PM
Bobaloo   haha. that reminded me of this lame thread .   Mar 22 2007, 06:41 PM
Puppet   Thread whore   Mar 22 2007, 06:49 PM
Bobaloo   I'm unstoppable today... Actually, I'm j...   Mar 22 2007, 06:51 PM
Gnappster   at least it reminded me to use the tech difficul...   Mar 22 2007, 06:56 PM
Bobaloo   Do you know that there are three different ones t...   Mar 22 2007, 06:57 PM
Puppet   LOL oh well we'll choke this up as Bobs day   Mar 22 2007, 07:02 PM
Gnappster   well I'm outta here. I've got booze to go...   Mar 22 2007, 07:05 PM
Puppet   IM heading for beer myself... later Gnappy!   Mar 22 2007, 07:08 PM
Gnappster   Well I saw my 411 way down there so I thought I...   Mar 26 2007, 12:23 PM
hott1976   what kind of cereal do you enjoy the most?   Mar 26 2007, 05:22 PM
Gnappster   Kellog's Vector you?   Mar 26 2007, 05:33 PM
hott1976   VECTOR? i never heard of that. It sounds like so...   Mar 26 2007, 05:35 PM
hott1976   nevermind i found it..it's canadian.   Mar 26 2007, 05:48 PM
Gnappster   haha, that it does. yeah, it's marketed as...   Mar 26 2007, 05:52 PM
Bobaloo   What's our vector, Victor? haha. He-man. ...   Mar 26 2007, 06:18 PM
Gnappster   great quote! And how couldn't they figu...   Mar 26 2007, 06:24 PM
Bobaloo   Roger, Roger! yeah, that was pretty lame. y...   Mar 26 2007, 06:30 PM
Gnappster   yeah, at least Clark Kent wore glasses. I...   Mar 26 2007, 06:35 PM
Puppet   Leaving high fives for Gnappy.. lol .. you get no ...   Mar 27 2007, 04:43 AM
Gnappster   that's probably a good thing....i didn't...   Mar 27 2007, 12:11 PM
hott1976   someone pm'd me and they were asking about you...   Mar 27 2007, 04:34 PM
Gnappster   hah, this is like deja vu! - like anyone is...   Mar 27 2007, 05:35 PM
closeup   I'm not sure how someone's face can match...   Mar 27 2007, 06:47 PM
ddd35   in several of his pics it does . :P   Mar 28 2007, 07:09 AM
Puppet   I think he just looks like a goofball!   Mar 29 2007, 08:32 PM
bondiguy   Gnappy, Hows it hanging brother? Consider this p...   Apr 11 2007, 07:45 PM
Gnappster   yeah us canucks are everywhere ;) People from Sa...   Apr 13 2007, 11:09 AM
bondiguy   When it hits 16C here its fucking cold! haha...   Apr 13 2007, 11:32 AM
Gnappster   I won't hold my breath! :lol: While I...   Apr 13 2007, 11:50 AM
Puppet   I was shitfaced already... you two were late!   Apr 15 2007, 04:08 PM
bondiguy   Well I knew that response was coming... More Ca...   Apr 16 2007, 02:24 AM
Gnappster   It has been discussed here and here. But yeah us...   Apr 16 2007, 06:49 PM
Puppet   Yall are both weird!   Apr 16 2007, 07:13 PM
bondiguy   Yeah dude you gotta send me some of that shit......   Apr 18 2007, 01:07 AM
Puppet   See my comment stands!@   Apr 22 2007, 03:54 PM
bondiguy   I never said u were wrong :P   Apr 22 2007, 11:17 PM
Gnappster   Well, off to Edmonton and Jasper for a few days. W...   Apr 25 2007, 06:15 PM
ddd35   good luck to ya mate .. :cheers:   Apr 25 2007, 07:21 PM
Gnappster   :o   May 4 2007, 06:27 PM
bondiguy   so i guess your back... how was ur trip? Whe...   May 6 2007, 08:49 PM
jrock8   pics? :drama: (ok, and fine... i'll admit...   May 7 2007, 10:56 PM
Gnappster   It was great! Thanks to everyone else who ask...   May 8 2007, 11:33 AM
Puppet   Geez.. we'll die waiting!   May 8 2007, 08:56 PM
bondiguy   Well it was in Coco Bongo, one girl was dancing ...   May 9 2007, 12:34 AM
Puppet   Goood time good times!   May 9 2007, 12:35 AM
bondiguy   Yes sir, I swore then and there that one day, I ...   May 9 2007, 12:37 AM
Puppet   yea.. im going either this year or next haven...   May 9 2007, 12:37 AM
bondiguy   Whats the best month to go?   May 9 2007, 12:50 AM
Puppet   feb or march during spring break... OMFG .. girls ...   May 9 2007, 12:56 AM
bondiguy   Dear lord what a world we live in, so early marc...   May 9 2007, 01:03 AM
Puppet   yup... it happens shortly after Mardi Gras.. my ot...   May 9 2007, 01:09 AM
bondiguy   maybe I could combine the two???   May 9 2007, 01:20 AM
Puppet   Fuck we need to party with each other FOR the Two...   May 9 2007, 01:23 AM
bondiguy   I'll start the liver cleansing now   May 9 2007, 01:33 AM
Puppet   Shit i got told by the doc to stop drinking long a...   May 9 2007, 01:37 AM
bondiguy   Haha the kid would be better off with his own fa...   May 9 2007, 01:40 AM
Puppet   hahahahahah..   May 9 2007, 01:45 AM
Gnappster   now THAT sounds like my kinda party! http://w...   May 9 2007, 11:18 AM
bondiguy   Fuck yeah, best night of my life.... Ohh apart f...   May 10 2007, 03:43 AM
Gnappster   even better than that time you found a penny on t...   May 10 2007, 11:20 AM
Macdonald   not quite the same but Homer: Awww, but I want...   May 10 2007, 12:11 PM
bondiguy   AND the day I frolicked in the fountain of beer ...   May 11 2007, 03:41 AM
Puppet   quote whores!!   May 11 2007, 04:14 AM
bondiguy   Ay Curumba :P   May 11 2007, 10:22 PM
Puppet   lol~   May 12 2007, 06:10 PM
bondiguy   You got 2 days to clear ur 411 of any unsavoury im...   May 16 2007, 02:39 AM
COMEDYMAN   I already hit his 411... jesus gnapp..... you h...   May 16 2007, 05:55 AM
ddd35   its amazing how many wacky cock pics one guy can...   May 16 2007, 09:21 AM
Gnappster   is nothing sacred? :o I had some good ones to...   May 16 2007, 11:44 AM
ddd35   man it sucks when your friend becomes the boss ...   May 16 2007, 01:54 PM
ddd35   wow and even the old time posters are not safe ....   May 16 2007, 09:10 AM
bondiguy   haha unfortunately not, atleast I gave you warni...   May 17 2007, 12:48 AM
baby21   o.O I want to see!!   May 17 2007, 11:34 AM
Gnappster   weren't you holding the cheerio inbetween you...   May 17 2007, 11:52 AM
baby21   Both... I think. What about a picture makes it ...   May 17 2007, 11:53 AM
Gnappster   Once you saw it you'd probably know :lol: ...   May 17 2007, 12:17 PM
Gnappster   and this one was kinda bizarre and funny: http://w...   May 17 2007, 12:34 PM
Gnappster   :blink: http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/...   May 17 2007, 12:59 PM
Gnappster   some smooooooookin pics: http://www.ratemymelons.c...   May 17 2007, 01:00 PM
Gnappster   continued http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads...   May 17 2007, 01:02 PM
ddd35   way to bring back the classics .. :2thumbsup:   May 17 2007, 07:46 PM
bondiguy   Bwahahaha.... the funniest comeback in months...   May 18 2007, 12:39 AM
ddd35   Yeah been pretty slow lately ..   May 18 2007, 09:20 AM
bondiguy   That was funny by even Gnappy's high standar...   May 18 2007, 08:08 PM
ddd35   Fire , Oh that was a burn??? :crazydude: I...   May 19 2007, 08:33 AM
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