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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
Puppet   yea probably not but its alot like it sounds lolol   Feb 18 2007, 02:16 PM
Gnappster   sorta like sex :P haha, I only wore the tuque w...   Feb 20 2007, 12:31 PM
Bobaloo   so how was the road trip? I hope your boss didn...   Feb 20 2007, 01:40 PM
Gnappster   It was OK. My boss is really high strung so he t...   Feb 20 2007, 01:55 PM
Bobaloo   I can see where that would be extremely irritatin...   Feb 20 2007, 02:42 PM
Gnappster   That's a perfect summary of my thoughts. I p...   Feb 20 2007, 03:20 PM
Bobaloo   You know, my mother-in-law was adopted. I bet th...   Feb 20 2007, 03:41 PM
Gnappster   Is this her? ;)   Feb 20 2007, 04:12 PM
Bobaloo   haha. She made possible the best Fred moment in ...   Feb 20 2007, 04:27 PM
Gnappster   "I love my mother in law, I love my mother ...   Feb 20 2007, 04:41 PM
ddd35   Im sure you have !!!!   Feb 20 2007, 04:43 PM
bondiguy   Sorry about that, take out Puppet and myself the...   Feb 22 2007, 12:57 AM
Gnappster   'tis! :thumbup: wow, that was obscure...   Feb 22 2007, 12:31 PM
Bobaloo   haha. You and jeeves are the only ones I've e...   Feb 22 2007, 04:06 PM
ddd35   are we to assume he printed a thread off , ...   Feb 22 2007, 04:25 PM
Gnappster   I'm an innovator I tells ya! You'll ...   Feb 22 2007, 05:17 PM
bondiguy   :lol: What is obscure to most is common knowledg...   Feb 23 2007, 12:52 AM
Gnappster   I was listening to the radio last year and he an...   Feb 23 2007, 12:24 PM
bondiguy   There actually IS a St Swithens day??? :lol: W...   Feb 23 2007, 04:31 PM
Gnappster   Yup, July 15th. For more information visit your...   Feb 23 2007, 04:49 PM
bondiguy   I can't believe I actually CLICKED that link...   Feb 23 2007, 04:51 PM
bondiguy   I have heard of lame Saints but the St of rainfall...   Feb 23 2007, 04:52 PM
Gnappster   I never got that far.   Feb 23 2007, 04:55 PM
bondiguy   Ohh... I guess curioisity got the better of me. ...   Feb 23 2007, 04:57 PM
Bobaloo   towards the end of the article, which I barely sk...   Feb 23 2007, 06:15 PM
bondiguy   Holy shit that's too funny!!! ...   Feb 23 2007, 06:18 PM
Gnappster   There are probably Simpsons references on 95% of...   Feb 23 2007, 06:26 PM
Bobaloo   I wish they had simpsons references on boob sites...   Feb 23 2007, 06:27 PM
bondiguy   You are probably right there! Wow, if onl...   Feb 23 2007, 06:37 PM
Gnappster   yeah that'd be sweet.   Feb 23 2007, 06:51 PM
bondiguy   Intentionally or not, thats a quote :thumbup:   Feb 23 2007, 06:55 PM
Gnappster   Oh it was intentional.   Feb 23 2007, 07:03 PM
bondiguy   I should have known better :thumbup:   Feb 23 2007, 07:07 PM
Bobaloo   Just in case any one is interested...   Feb 28 2007, 01:33 PM
summoner   why anyone would be interested about that? :blin...   Feb 28 2007, 02:07 PM
Gnappster   yeah, bobaloo is gayer than me! ...   Feb 28 2007, 02:56 PM
Bobaloo   Ya play with fire, ya get burned :wacko:   Feb 28 2007, 03:09 PM
summoner   :P After this?   Mar 1 2007, 11:39 AM
Bobaloo   I'd actually prefer to be right in front of i...   Mar 1 2007, 12:04 PM
ddd35   interesting !! but not really .. n...   Feb 28 2007, 05:48 PM
Gnappster   I'd prefer to just dive right in.   Mar 1 2007, 12:38 PM
Gnappster   I was just looking at my lotto numbers. I got 4 nu...   Mar 1 2007, 12:52 PM
Bobaloo   You should just quit your job and become a full-t...   Mar 1 2007, 01:01 PM
Gnappster   wow, that's pretty impressive. next you...   Mar 1 2007, 01:09 PM
Bobaloo   If you need money that bad you should have at lea...   Mar 1 2007, 01:19 PM
Gnappster   ] you mean the illustrious midnight to 8 am shift...   Mar 1 2007, 01:34 PM
Bobaloo   I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, ...   Mar 1 2007, 03:11 PM
Macdonald   Just make sure Flanders gives you his change qui...   Mar 1 2007, 05:40 PM
Gnappster   He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers....   Mar 1 2007, 05:45 PM
closeup   On a related note, I just read an article in Forb...   Mar 1 2007, 10:38 PM
ddd35   Forbes EH ? have to visit the doctor waiting ...   Mar 2 2007, 11:04 AM
Bobaloo   That's the kind of fascinating shit that actu...   Mar 2 2007, 11:05 AM
Gnappster   You bet those things gotta be high tech. Just to...   Mar 2 2007, 11:42 AM
Bobaloo   When teh move Dick Tracey came out, McDonald...   Mar 2 2007, 12:13 PM
Gnappster   haha, you really are the American gnappster. Eve...   Mar 2 2007, 12:30 PM
Bobaloo   I remember Max Headroom. I was a big fan. I eve...   Mar 2 2007, 01:28 PM
Gnappster   I don't know if it was fox, cuz we never HAD...   Mar 2 2007, 01:55 PM
closeup   Here's sort of a funny tangent: I think I read...   Mar 2 2007, 02:05 PM
Gnappster   What I don't get is how it took him a year t...   Mar 2 2007, 02:21 PM
bondiguy   And then some :bonerfied: So it seems bondi ha...   Mar 5 2007, 01:32 AM
Bobaloo   Hey there, Gnappy So it's been a really busy ...   Mar 5 2007, 01:18 PM
Gnappster   I'll consider myself whatver you want! :...   Mar 5 2007, 02:14 PM
baby21   Just showing some love... It was a little cold, so...   Mar 6 2007, 03:34 AM
Bobaloo   Yours are my favorite shape of boob. :)   Mar 6 2007, 11:34 AM
Gnappster   As long as you're not zipping up the jacket,...   Mar 6 2007, 12:49 PM
ddd35   okay quick lesson , if ya want to be noticed , ...   Mar 6 2007, 07:06 PM
Puppet   Happy WEdding Gnappy !!! Get er done...   Mar 9 2007, 02:12 AM
ddd35   i didnt know he was getting married , I thought...   Mar 9 2007, 07:44 AM
Bobaloo   The above post is a prime example of what you ris...   Mar 9 2007, 11:20 AM
Gnappster   you are correct, sir! :drinkup: now wh...   Mar 9 2007, 12:09 PM
ddd35   I think she just got realased from Rehab ...   Mar 10 2007, 07:02 PM
Puppet   Did someone say Mail ORDER! :blink:   Mar 11 2007, 02:56 PM
Bobaloo   This is Gnappy's Thread. I believe you mean ...   Mar 13 2007, 10:23 AM
Gnappster   HEY-OH :(   Mar 13 2007, 12:26 PM
Bobaloo   Wow. It's so lonely in here you have to HEY-O...   Mar 19 2007, 12:09 PM
Gnappster   totally, we have these noobs with less than 5000...   Mar 19 2007, 12:53 PM
Bobaloo   It's at times like these I feel like Grampa S...   Mar 19 2007, 02:26 PM
Puppet   MY post count should be an honorary 1 million...   Mar 19 2007, 08:41 PM
Gnappster   fair enough. I'm sure bondi will be there o...   Mar 20 2007, 12:10 PM
Bobaloo   Dude, you're way off. He's married now. ...   Mar 20 2007, 02:37 PM
Gnappster   haha well met   Mar 20 2007, 02:43 PM
Bobaloo   :thumbup: Thanks. I guess I'm on my game wh...   Mar 20 2007, 02:55 PM
Puppet   I think i also heard .. taiwan and 12 year old boy...   Mar 11 2007, 02:57 PM
Gnappster   oh c'mon, give me some credit. ...   Mar 12 2007, 12:12 PM
Puppet   Fine you win! :haha:   Mar 12 2007, 08:46 PM
Puppet   hahhahaahh :P   Mar 14 2007, 07:20 PM
Puppet   Slacker~!   Mar 20 2007, 07:51 PM
Bobaloo   Yeah, I don't know what's gotten over me....   Mar 21 2007, 11:40 AM
Gnappster   me too...except in no way is it work related.   Mar 21 2007, 12:29 PM
Bobaloo   Now that is funny. Funny because i know exactly ...   Mar 21 2007, 03:09 PM
Gnappster   She doesn't do private travel anymore. She d...   Mar 21 2007, 04:26 PM
Bobaloo   I was just gonna bring up Natalie when i read to ...   Mar 21 2007, 04:47 PM
Gnappster   well it was just on the news that we have some o...   Mar 21 2007, 05:07 PM
Bobaloo   On breaking news here I just learned that Canada ...   Mar 21 2007, 09:13 PM
Puppet   Gnappy is a walking credit risk   Mar 21 2007, 07:52 PM
Puppet   hahahah.. geneous!   Mar 21 2007, 09:17 PM
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