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post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
Assfucker   I thought to my self, "self, should I post t...   Jan 19 2007, 01:46 PM
Gnappster   In this rare case, it was the lesser of 2 evils.   Jan 19 2007, 01:58 PM
Assfucker   I have more :drama:   Jan 19 2007, 01:59 PM
Gnappster   gay pics or mutilated genitals?   Jan 19 2007, 02:11 PM
Bobaloo   probably pics of gay people's mutiliated geni...   Jan 19 2007, 02:46 PM
Gnappster   Ahh, kill two birds with one stone.   Jan 19 2007, 02:50 PM
Bobaloo   some would say I strive for efficiency, but it...   Jan 19 2007, 02:52 PM
Assfucker   :ph34r:   Jan 19 2007, 04:28 PM
Seymour   Happy Birthday No presents, just best wishes.   Jan 19 2007, 04:09 PM
Gnappster   Thanks, dude.   Jan 19 2007, 04:13 PM
bondiguy   Missed :ph34r: Spotted and I have seen that ...   Jan 19 2007, 04:32 PM
Gnappster   I'm getting slow in my old age :unsure:   Jan 19 2007, 04:47 PM
Blond Bombshell   Happy Birthday there dear . Hope you enjoy it :che...   Jan 19 2007, 04:48 PM
Assfucker   :huh: I got a target on my ass :letsfuck...   Jan 19 2007, 04:50 PM
natalie   I think it's more like they have targets on...   Jan 19 2007, 04:51 PM
Gnappster   thanks! and I thought this was AF's best...   Jan 19 2007, 04:56 PM
bondiguy   Maybe the Gnappster gene kicks in at 30?   Jan 19 2007, 04:56 PM
natalie   lol. I love how Barts grades went from A's ...   Jan 19 2007, 04:58 PM
bondiguy   :lol: well done Natalie... that is pretty funny...   Jan 19 2007, 05:00 PM
Gnappster   haha nat's on fire!   Jan 19 2007, 05:02 PM
bondiguy   Yes, she is one fine lady, but what man can tame...   Jan 19 2007, 05:06 PM
hott1976   Is it your birthday? I'm tryin not to read bu...   Jan 19 2007, 06:49 PM
hott1976   ok ok i see! YOU ARE 30 you old fuck you...   Jan 19 2007, 07:09 PM
bondiguy   I can think of ways that you can cheer him up :n...   Jan 19 2007, 07:34 PM
Bobaloo   Way to coerce the ladies... and then actually hav...   Jan 20 2007, 11:00 AM
hott1976   OK Happy Birthday big daddy!   Jan 19 2007, 07:36 PM
bondiguy   Hooray!   Jan 19 2007, 07:38 PM
Bobaloo   crawl to me hott!!!   Jan 20 2007, 11:00 AM
Bobaloo   so how was your bday weekend Gnappy??? I was goi...   Jan 22 2007, 11:56 PM
bondiguy   pass the blunt dude :pimpers:   Jan 22 2007, 11:59 PM
Bobaloo   It definitely read like one of those moments, did...   Jan 23 2007, 12:00 AM
bondiguy   Hehehe we are sooo old   Jan 23 2007, 12:20 AM
Bobaloo   you're not old till you use the term whipper-...   Jan 23 2007, 12:51 AM
bondiguy   I don't like the looks of them teenagers   Jan 23 2007, 06:55 AM
Bobaloo   Let's go back inside. :blink:   Jan 23 2007, 10:56 AM
natalie   Ok Grandpa. :P   Jan 23 2007, 11:20 AM
Bobaloo   ;)   Jan 23 2007, 12:34 PM
hott1976   i'm totally not a fan on my hanging titties...   Jan 19 2007, 07:57 PM
natalie   The more pics I see of you hott, the more I app...   Jan 19 2007, 08:02 PM
ddd35   I would simply have to agree ..   Jan 19 2007, 08:04 PM
bondiguy   She has one hell of a body that is for damn sure...   Jan 20 2007, 10:27 PM
ddd35   LArry, Curly and MOE :cheers:   Jan 21 2007, 12:19 PM
Gnappster   spotted(old school ralph) :thumbup: I feel gre...   Jan 22 2007, 01:31 PM
bondiguy   Wow... even down to the fact it was before Ralph...   Jan 22 2007, 11:08 PM
Gnappster   I don't remember any of that. I DO remember w...   Jan 23 2007, 01:01 PM
Bobaloo   I think the ep I was referring to is actually a ...   Jan 23 2007, 01:23 PM
Gnappster   I have hardly seen a new episode this year. :o   Jan 23 2007, 01:36 PM
Bobaloo   Schweddy Balls :roflmao: that's a good one. ...   Jan 23 2007, 01:41 PM
Gnappster   Derelects will be your teammates if you pay em a...   Jan 23 2007, 02:18 PM
Bobaloo   very nice! Does that say alcohol fueled at t...   Jan 23 2007, 02:31 PM
closeup   Dodgeball? Isn't that a little violent for Can...   Jan 23 2007, 02:35 PM
Gnappster   Oh we're all for violence as long as it...   Jan 23 2007, 02:57 PM
closeup   If it wasn't for Canada exporting their brand...   Jan 23 2007, 03:06 PM
Bobaloo   That dude's boyfriend love him.   Jan 23 2007, 03:08 PM
Gnappster   haha true enough. :roflmao:   Jan 23 2007, 03:14 PM
bondiguy   Or better yet, just stealing them!!...   Jan 23 2007, 05:21 PM
Gnappster   Wiki Pedia? :nahnah:   Jan 23 2007, 05:24 PM
bondiguy   :fuckoff: Although he is a handsome fella :lo...   Jan 23 2007, 05:26 PM
Bobaloo   I believe wiki pedia is a latin term for handsome...   Jan 23 2007, 05:29 PM
bondiguy   and the obvious reply; Boy those latins have a ...   Jan 23 2007, 05:37 PM
Bobaloo   I have nothing clever to add. Nothing new here....   Jan 23 2007, 05:40 PM
bondiguy   Wow look at this flaming wreckage... crowd aroun...   Jan 23 2007, 05:51 PM
Bobaloo   From Bondi's thread: Problem solved.   Jan 26 2007, 01:00 PM
Gnappster   cross thread quoting? what's next, cross boa...   Jan 26 2007, 01:03 PM
Bobaloo   I am a pioneer!!! :thumbup: And even...   Jan 26 2007, 01:13 PM
Bobaloo   Hey. thanks for noticing :thumbup: If people di...   Jan 26 2007, 01:18 PM
Bobaloo   :o an hour and a half???!!! ...   Jan 26 2007, 01:35 PM
Gnappster   Anyone else get about a million emails from Ali Re...   Jan 26 2007, 03:28 PM
Bobaloo   sounds familiar. iw as going to jpg my screen if...   Jan 26 2007, 04:41 PM
Gnappster   well maybe I'm not getting enough...estrogen...   Jan 26 2007, 04:54 PM
bondiguy   :roflmao: Yeah well I clicked on this threa...   Jan 26 2007, 11:25 PM
Gnappster   haha, that was a kickin place I don't know...   Jan 29 2007, 12:22 PM
bondiguy   Thanks for spotting my cross board ref! :P   Jan 30 2007, 05:23 PM
Gnappster   well I'm off to play dodgeball, drink beer, an...   Feb 9 2007, 07:06 PM
bondiguy   Let me know how the power of the Hunt Master hel...   Feb 9 2007, 07:10 PM
hott1976   dodgeball? are you serious? i guess we are all a...   Feb 9 2007, 07:11 PM
bondiguy   I honestly thought they only played that in elem...   Feb 9 2007, 07:14 PM
closeup   Good Luck! Is it still last man standing wins...   Feb 9 2007, 07:19 PM
hott1976   WRONG they dont' play that in elementary schoo...   Feb 9 2007, 07:17 PM
bondiguy   They learn that shit in Elementary school? Damn...   Feb 9 2007, 07:19 PM
hott1976   2nd grade doll! our 3rd/4th graders are wor...   Feb 9 2007, 07:21 PM
bondiguy   I gotta say I'd have listened more in school...   Feb 9 2007, 07:24 PM
hott1976   :) they are smart little things that's for su...   Feb 9 2007, 07:28 PM
hott1976   Sternocleidomastoid- a muscle in the neck.   Feb 9 2007, 07:29 PM
bondiguy   I still remember that one, and yes, i knew it wa...   Feb 9 2007, 07:37 PM
closeup   I always thought that too, but actually the jaw m...   Feb 10 2007, 02:07 AM
Gnappster   Ouch! Way to make a brother feel bad :( Dod...   Feb 10 2007, 11:09 PM
closeup   Yeah, maybe this should have gone in the "W...   Feb 11 2007, 03:14 AM
cangirl18   Ohh, now I'm putting thought into it :eatme...   Feb 11 2007, 12:44 PM
bondiguy   That's gotta be a good thing!   Feb 11 2007, 05:23 PM
bondiguy   I love this sort of useless trivia... thanks for...   Feb 11 2007, 05:56 AM
Puppet   Where the fuck are you hiding goofball.. I can who...   Feb 15 2007, 01:53 PM
bondiguy   Still playing dodgeball whilst wearing his tuque...   Feb 15 2007, 11:28 PM
Puppet   More like playing pocket pool wearing one Jorks ma...   Feb 17 2007, 08:50 AM
bondiguy   I dont even wanna know what that means :P   Feb 17 2007, 07:48 PM
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