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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
bondiguy   No one is around to laugh at my various witty rema...   Jan 4 2007, 06:37 AM
Gnappster   So how would me being around fix that? :P I...   Jan 5 2007, 11:47 AM
closeup   That seems to happen quite often. :unsure:   Jan 5 2007, 02:25 PM
bondiguy   :fuckoff: Oh yeah I remember when I moved 3 y...   Jan 5 2007, 04:56 PM
hott1976   :2thumbsup: showin some love! :nahnah:   Jan 6 2007, 03:31 PM
bondiguy   I am appreciating the love... that is a sexy pic...   Jan 7 2007, 11:40 PM
ddd35   mmmmmmm good lovin at that .. :2thumbsup:   Jan 8 2007, 05:17 PM
Gnappster   if that's what I get when I'm not around,...   Jan 8 2007, 11:31 AM
bondiguy   So how does it feel when you attract women by no...   Jan 8 2007, 10:45 PM
Bobaloo   well, I guess that leaves the rest of hott for me...   Jan 9 2007, 01:04 AM
bondiguy   you do make some excellent points!!...   Jan 9 2007, 01:12 AM
Bobaloo   nothing any Hott fan wouldn't recognize.   Jan 9 2007, 01:30 AM
bondiguy   Im a season ticket holder :blink:   Jan 9 2007, 01:42 AM
Bobaloo   oooh, good line! My only response is along t...   Jan 9 2007, 01:46 AM
bondiguy   I would say I have the best seat in the house, a...   Jan 9 2007, 01:48 AM
Bobaloo   and for this I have no retort. I have been beste...   Jan 9 2007, 01:52 AM
bondiguy   ur not the first one my friend.... muhahaha......   Jan 9 2007, 01:54 AM
Bobaloo   Yeah. I'm gonna be in trouble too. about an ...   Jan 9 2007, 02:00 AM
bondiguy   The perfect crime, just like catching General Sh...   Jan 9 2007, 02:01 AM
Bobaloo   Great ep and great way to reference it I love th...   Jan 9 2007, 02:06 AM
bondiguy   Can you pass me some peanuts.... no, the ones fr...   Jan 9 2007, 02:08 AM
Gnappster   I wish I could say it was the first time I thoug...   Jan 9 2007, 11:21 AM
Bobaloo   I bet I could figure it out, but I can't see ...   Jan 9 2007, 12:35 PM
Gnappster   I tried closing all tags and it even said Open T...   Jan 9 2007, 12:56 PM
Bobaloo   The results are inconclusive   Jan 9 2007, 01:14 PM
Gnappster   I knew I should have used the gas chromatograph....   Jan 9 2007, 01:20 PM
Bobaloo   According to the gas chromatograph, the secret in...   Jan 9 2007, 01:38 PM
bondiguy   If only more children agreed to the tracking dev...   Jan 10 2007, 02:18 AM
Bobaloo   that's because I've been posting messages...   Jan 10 2007, 11:33 AM
Gnappster   It's good to know I'm making a differenn...   Jan 10 2007, 11:34 AM
Bobaloo   better than that. you're making a difference...   Jan 10 2007, 11:43 AM
hott1976   love all the "references" to me rather t...   Jan 10 2007, 05:36 PM
ddd35   Simpsons , good reason for ya not to track back...   Jan 10 2007, 06:14 PM
bondiguy   Oh kinda like this? You make parts of me pop ...   Jan 11 2007, 12:13 AM
Gnappster   witht he pics you've been posting lately, it...   Jan 11 2007, 11:23 AM
ddd35   Might be good advice :thumbup:   Jan 11 2007, 07:10 PM
bondiguy   WooHoo! :P   Jan 11 2007, 10:51 PM
Bobaloo   Tonight, in Gnappy's 411, 3d's Simpson bas...   Jan 11 2007, 10:53 PM
bondiguy   :lol: I know it's a diff ep but... "L...   Jan 11 2007, 10:55 PM
Bobaloo   I remember that line and can picture homer sittin...   Jan 11 2007, 11:01 PM
bondiguy   *cough* cat burgular *cough*   Jan 11 2007, 11:02 PM
Gnappster   as usual, bondi is correct. Homer- I'd be ...   Jan 12 2007, 11:34 AM
bondiguy   As always :thumbup: LMAO that is ony of the fu...   Jan 12 2007, 05:35 PM
bondiguy   By the way mate, i know I have said it before but ...   Jan 12 2007, 06:44 PM
natalie   I know it's named after the glaciers or mou...   Jan 12 2007, 06:47 PM
bondiguy   To me, it means damn nice beer :cheers:   Jan 12 2007, 06:49 PM
natalie   I wish I knew how to take one of my e-mails and ...   Jan 12 2007, 06:51 PM
Bobaloo   Just give us your email webserver, login name, an...   Jan 12 2007, 06:53 PM
bondiguy   Does that ever work? :P   Jan 12 2007, 06:56 PM
Gnappster   to me Kokanee sounds like an Australian word :lo...   Jan 12 2007, 06:56 PM
bondiguy   I guess it kinda does sound like an Aussie word....   Jan 12 2007, 07:00 PM
Gnappster   It comes in bottles and cans here...bottles are ...   Jan 12 2007, 07:03 PM
natalie   Yes it comes in cans. A 24 case here in Edmonto...   Jan 12 2007, 07:04 PM
bondiguy   Its like $50 here because of import char...   Jan 12 2007, 07:07 PM
Gnappster   I gotta go but I will comment on all this later...   Jan 12 2007, 07:08 PM
bondiguy   mmm beer talk, its only 10pm here but all of a s...   Jan 12 2007, 07:14 PM
Gnappster   I prefer beer in bottles as do most Canadians, s...   Jan 15 2007, 12:04 PM
natalie   Oh you gotta love free beer. *L* Found out I don...   Jan 15 2007, 12:09 PM
Gnappster   I think the only reason they still brew Molson P...   Jan 15 2007, 12:42 PM
Bobaloo   so it's january and I know you have a big bday...   Jan 16 2007, 11:54 AM
Gnappster   It'll show up on "Today's Birthdays...   Jan 16 2007, 12:24 PM
Bobaloo   too late. Tom over at myspace already spilled th...   Jan 16 2007, 12:55 PM
Gnappster   That bastard! But in checking my myspace I s...   Jan 16 2007, 01:12 PM
Bobaloo   I actually begged her to drop you a line for your...   Jan 16 2007, 01:22 PM
Gnappster   I'll take what I can get! B)   Jan 16 2007, 01:30 PM
bondiguy   There are pros and cons for both which u have sp...   Jan 16 2007, 11:43 PM
Bobaloo   I agree with both of you on the preferred media f...   Jan 16 2007, 11:55 PM
bondiguy   Alas, you are the winner   Jan 17 2007, 12:15 AM
Gnappster   Could I get that in a 6-pack please!   Jan 17 2007, 12:09 PM
cangirl18   How about naked boob advertising? I have a pic ...   Jan 17 2007, 02:14 PM
Gnappster   Whatever size pic you have is fine! Please f...   Jan 17 2007, 03:15 PM
Bobaloo   now that I'd totally like to see. and as 3d ...   Jan 17 2007, 03:30 PM
ddd35   :thumbup:   Jan 18 2007, 03:02 PM
natalie   For some god damn annoying reason I can't acce...   Jan 17 2007, 12:37 PM
Bobaloo   I'm currently using that pic. Just give me l...   Jan 17 2007, 01:14 PM
Gnappster   Luckily I CAN :P http://www.ratemymelons.com/c...   Jan 17 2007, 04:07 PM
ddd35   very nice   Jan 18 2007, 03:03 PM
Gnappster   I KNOW it's posted here somewhere, possible ev...   Jan 17 2007, 12:47 PM
bondiguy   And some skittles? Mmmm I am all for that :th...   Jan 18 2007, 01:36 AM
Bobaloo   and while you're down there... ...   Jan 18 2007, 11:46 AM
Bobaloo   so do you have any big plans for your big 3-0 bday...   Jan 18 2007, 12:15 PM
natalie   Gnappy just for you I'll post in the flash ...   Jan 18 2007, 03:19 PM
Bobaloo   You can thank me later, gnappy! :thumbup: I...   Jan 18 2007, 03:23 PM
Gnappster   Just going out for dinner and drinks with some f...   Jan 18 2007, 03:23 PM
ddd35   oh please do !! I insist .   Jan 18 2007, 03:30 PM
Gnappster   mmm...skittlebrau   Jan 18 2007, 12:25 PM
natalie   I can actually hold a beer in my cleavage, lean...   Jan 18 2007, 03:18 PM
ddd35   Im sure they stand up and take notice .. :P   Jan 18 2007, 03:20 PM
Gnappster   Is it your talent or your tits they are impressed...   Jan 18 2007, 03:40 PM
summoner   Happy birthday :)   Jan 19 2007, 02:26 AM
bondiguy   Such a thing does not exist sir Wanna be my 2...   Jan 19 2007, 02:35 AM
Christof   Happy Brithday dude hope you have a goodun   Jan 19 2007, 03:27 AM
bondiguy   Im throwing a party in his honour :cheers:   Jan 19 2007, 08:52 AM
ddd35   Have a good B day Gnappy ..   Jan 19 2007, 10:01 AM
Bobaloo   Happy birthday, you old fart!!! I alm...   Jan 19 2007, 11:19 AM
Gnappster   26 minutes my birthday and a breastacular present...   Jan 19 2007, 01:17 PM
Assfucker   Slappy Birphdhay gnappstoid, have fun jacking off ...   Jan 19 2007, 01:27 PM
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