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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
Gnappster   That is a great theory and I completely believe ...   Nov 22 2006, 12:44 PM
Bobaloo   That is the biggest crock of shit. America is t...   Nov 22 2006, 12:56 PM
Gnappster   Well I think the majority of level headed Americ...   Nov 22 2006, 01:03 PM
ddd35   I have to admit that yes I have paid for porn f...   Nov 24 2006, 08:36 AM
Gnappster   Well I'm sure most people have paid for porn...   Nov 24 2006, 12:21 PM
ddd35   Huh well most of them wouldnt want to be seen w...   Nov 24 2006, 03:46 PM
Gnappster   I dunno if I'd want to sit around and watch ...   Nov 24 2006, 04:24 PM
bondiguy   Thats over the top??? :blink: There is somethi...   Nov 24 2006, 04:27 PM
Gnappster   It's like smoing pot and not inhaling, what...   Nov 24 2006, 04:38 PM
bondiguy   thats right....which reminds me I'll be bac...   Nov 24 2006, 04:49 PM
Gnappster   holy snikes! that would take about 3 days to...   Nov 24 2006, 04:58 PM
bondiguy   You forget who you are talking to :pimpers: :lo...   Nov 24 2006, 05:02 PM
Gnappster   so half an hour an 6 shots of jager later? :P   Nov 24 2006, 05:16 PM
bondiguy   Im ready for another day at work :alc:   Nov 24 2006, 05:18 PM
ddd35   well all the ladies were fairly good looking , t...   Nov 24 2006, 05:59 PM
bondiguy   Dude I don't discriminate... I like all porn...   Nov 24 2006, 06:03 PM
Gnappster   naturally :lol:   Nov 24 2006, 06:04 PM
ddd35   yeah they were natural , no inhancement needed ...   Nov 24 2006, 06:14 PM
bondiguy   It would be an amateur/first timer type DVD Gn...   Nov 23 2006, 01:39 AM
Gnappster   so starring naraz? :P well he probably had a fe...   Nov 23 2006, 12:08 PM
bondiguy   Bwhahaha :lol: One would hope so!   Nov 24 2006, 07:29 AM
bondiguy   Every red blooded male has paid for porn at one ...   Nov 24 2006, 04:17 PM
Gnappster   I have an ftv.com pass that still might work :P   Nov 24 2006, 04:26 PM
closeup   The new Canadian flag:   Nov 24 2006, 11:47 PM
ddd35   oh YEAH !!!! :2thumbsup:   Nov 25 2006, 08:15 AM
bondiguy   I'd salute that! :P   Nov 26 2006, 06:09 AM
Gnappster   I'm standing at attention!   Nov 27 2006, 11:59 AM
hott1976   couldn't forget to show one of my main men som...   Nov 29 2006, 08:46 PM
bondiguy   I love the area above your breasts and around yo...   Nov 30 2006, 12:50 AM
Gnappster   I love the whole damn thing :cheers:   Dec 1 2006, 12:10 PM
bondiguy   agreed :cheers:   Dec 1 2006, 04:54 PM
natalie   You know Gnappy, as much as I love seeing two girl...   Dec 4 2006, 04:08 PM
bondiguy   The problem being?   Dec 5 2006, 05:07 AM
Bobaloo   Maybe you can post a gif of you and another girl ...   Dec 5 2006, 01:02 PM
Gnappster   yeah where's that hairdresser girly these da...   Dec 5 2006, 01:08 PM
Gnappster   yeah, that's pretty much what I was going...   Dec 5 2006, 11:43 AM
bondiguy   :thumbup: Who?   Dec 5 2006, 05:19 PM
Gnappster   you don't remember the pics nat posted of he...   Dec 5 2006, 05:35 PM
bondiguy   Was I high??? PLEASE tell me you have copies   Dec 5 2006, 05:43 PM
Gnappster   there is this which almost makes it worse cuz th...   Dec 5 2006, 05:57 PM
Bobaloo   ah, mammaries... er, memories.   Dec 5 2006, 06:39 PM
bondiguy   Maybe I was on Hiatus because of BH??? So she g...   Dec 6 2006, 01:10 AM
bondiguy   Fuck.... Maybe I was on an RMM Hiatus??? I wanna...   Dec 6 2006, 01:20 AM
Gnappster   I don't think she got nude but the pics were...   Dec 6 2006, 11:31 AM
Bobaloo   we never got nude pipcs of that girll, but we cal...   Dec 6 2006, 12:48 PM
natalie   hahaha, sorry fellas. She's moved out of tow...   Dec 6 2006, 02:56 PM
Gnappster   just send em to my inbox :) I DID spot it. I ...   Dec 6 2006, 03:11 PM
Bobaloo   Well Gnappy and I are here now. how 'bout yo...   Dec 6 2006, 03:50 PM
hott1976   and one for you........if you dont' understand...   Dec 6 2006, 05:52 PM
Bobaloo   Hey wait a minute. I was trying to solicit pics ...   Dec 6 2006, 06:35 PM
Gnappster   why did bob and bondi get the sexy gay guy pics?...   Dec 6 2006, 11:26 PM
bondiguy   Holy shit.... what did u do to my thread? :o   Dec 7 2006, 02:29 AM
Bobaloo   Bondiguy, the new cocks of RMM thread! :lol:   Dec 7 2006, 11:51 AM
bondiguy   Jesus what does that say about your 411? :P   Dec 7 2006, 05:37 PM
Bobaloo   :o I have a 411??   Dec 7 2006, 06:56 PM
bondiguy   Sets it and spiked :thumbup:   Dec 7 2006, 11:15 PM
bondiguy   Hot damn Well having all 3 of us on at the s...   Dec 7 2006, 02:27 AM
Gnappster   8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-s...   Dec 11 2006, 02:05 PM
Bobaloo   Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts. DId you g...   Dec 11 2006, 03:40 PM
Gnappster   8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-s...   Dec 11 2006, 02:06 PM
Bobaloo   Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts. Did you g...   Dec 11 2006, 03:40 PM
Gnappster   yeah, I think they got it from the lost and foun...   Dec 11 2006, 03:51 PM
Bobaloo   You're Handsome Pete??? :o Oh my god. No on...   Dec 11 2006, 04:25 PM
ddd35   nope but Hott left ya a nasty nude guy pic above ...   Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM
closeup   True or False? The Canadian Department of Consum...   Dec 11 2006, 10:46 PM
bondiguy   What do I get for almost cracking 9k? You loo...   Dec 11 2006, 11:58 PM
Gnappster   they call that the gnappster rule :silvio: I ...   Dec 12 2006, 11:47 AM
bondiguy   You look funny, but not ha ha funny   Dec 12 2006, 05:25 PM
Gnappster   So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning packa...   Dec 12 2006, 06:16 PM
Bobaloo   Now that's funny. And after reading all that...   Dec 12 2006, 07:01 PM
ddd35   canadian who would have thought !!...   Dec 12 2006, 07:03 PM
hott1976   hey what is the date anyway?   Dec 12 2006, 06:20 PM
Gnappster   Smarch 32nd? :unsure:   Dec 12 2006, 06:26 PM
bondiguy   Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy! :t...   Dec 13 2006, 01:05 AM
closeup   I almost don't even know where to start. When ...   Dec 13 2006, 03:01 AM
bondiguy   Sounds like the epitome of a "location...   Dec 13 2006, 05:52 AM
ddd35   guess ya had to be there :P   Dec 13 2006, 07:40 AM
Gnappster   I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm :P y...   Dec 13 2006, 11:28 AM
ddd35   I would have to disagree Not retards at all just...   Dec 13 2006, 11:30 AM
bondiguy   Is it as good as my fiancee's arm? haha PIC...   Dec 14 2006, 12:17 AM
Gnappster   Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com   Dec 14 2006, 11:52 AM
Bobaloo   That's where the high-quality wackos hang out...   Dec 14 2006, 01:36 PM
bondiguy   Do they have a message forum?   Dec 14 2006, 11:27 PM
Gnappster   Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I...   Dec 15 2006, 02:50 AM
bondiguy   You're moving??? Good luck with that brothe...   Dec 15 2006, 08:26 AM
Bobaloo   Oh, great. Now that xmas card I sent will get lo...   Dec 15 2006, 12:06 PM
bondiguy   He's moving to Mulva, Canada!   Dec 15 2006, 05:41 PM
Bobaloo   Better than living in Delores :lol:   Dec 18 2006, 12:56 PM
bondiguy   Or Regina...... oh wait! :P   Dec 18 2006, 04:47 PM
closeup   I've often heard it's a good idea to hire...   Dec 18 2006, 11:52 PM
bondiguy   Nah... those guys suck! :P   Dec 19 2006, 01:01 AM
bondiguy   Don't worry...... I'll whore enough for th...   Dec 15 2006, 08:28 AM
Gnappster   I drank a few during and plenty after. :cheers: ...   Dec 19 2006, 11:27 AM
ddd35   well its easy just click on them all and start ...   Dec 19 2006, 03:53 PM
Bobaloo   nah. we whore only read the first 1-2 sentences ...   Dec 19 2006, 04:38 PM
Gnappster   Nah... those guys suck! :P   Dec 19 2006, 04:46 PM
bondiguy   Good man! Nah you didn't miss much, it ...   Dec 20 2006, 12:52 AM
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