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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
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Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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Liquor and Whores
      
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Posts: 11,440
Joined: 28-March 05
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Gnappster Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM Gnappster
That is a great theory and I completely believe ... Nov 22 2006, 12:44 PM Bobaloo
That is the biggest crock of shit. America is t... Nov 22 2006, 12:56 PM  Gnappster
Well I think the majority of level headed Americ... Nov 22 2006, 01:03 PM ddd35
I have to admit that yes I have paid for porn f... Nov 24 2006, 08:36 AM  Gnappster
Well I'm sure most people have paid for porn... Nov 24 2006, 12:21 PM   ddd35
Huh well most of them wouldnt want to be seen w... Nov 24 2006, 03:46 PM    Gnappster
I dunno if I'd want to sit around and watch ... Nov 24 2006, 04:24 PM     bondiguy
Thats over the top??? :blink:
There is somethi... Nov 24 2006, 04:27 PM      Gnappster
It's like smoing pot and not inhaling, what... Nov 24 2006, 04:38 PM       bondiguy
thats right....which reminds me
I'll be bac... Nov 24 2006, 04:49 PM        Gnappster
holy snikes! that would take about 3 days to... Nov 24 2006, 04:58 PM         bondiguy
You forget who you are talking to :pimpers: :lo... Nov 24 2006, 05:02 PM          Gnappster
so half an hour an 6 shots of jager later? :P Nov 24 2006, 05:16 PM           bondiguy
Im ready for another day at work :alc: Nov 24 2006, 05:18 PM     ddd35
well all the ladies were fairly good looking , t... Nov 24 2006, 05:59 PM      bondiguy
Dude I don't discriminate... I like all porn... Nov 24 2006, 06:03 PM      Gnappster
naturally :lol: Nov 24 2006, 06:04 PM       ddd35
yeah they were natural , no inhancement needed ... Nov 24 2006, 06:14 PM bondiguy
It would be an amateur/first timer type DVD
Gn... Nov 23 2006, 01:39 AM Gnappster
so starring naraz? :P
well he probably had a fe... Nov 23 2006, 12:08 PM bondiguy
Bwhahaha :lol:
One would hope so! Nov 24 2006, 07:29 AM bondiguy
Every red blooded male has paid for porn at one ... Nov 24 2006, 04:17 PM Gnappster
I have an ftv.com pass that still might work :P Nov 24 2006, 04:26 PM closeup The new Canadian flag: Nov 24 2006, 11:47 PM ddd35
oh YEAH !!!! :2thumbsup: Nov 25 2006, 08:15 AM bondiguy
I'd salute that! :P Nov 26 2006, 06:09 AM Gnappster
I'm standing at attention! Nov 27 2006, 11:59 AM hott1976 couldn't forget to show one of my main men som... Nov 29 2006, 08:46 PM bondiguy
I love the area above your breasts and around yo... Nov 30 2006, 12:50 AM Gnappster
I love the whole damn thing :cheers: Dec 1 2006, 12:10 PM bondiguy
agreed :cheers: Dec 1 2006, 04:54 PM natalie You know Gnappy, as much as I love seeing two girl... Dec 4 2006, 04:08 PM bondiguy
The problem being? Dec 5 2006, 05:07 AM Bobaloo
Maybe you can post a gif of you and another girl ... Dec 5 2006, 01:02 PM  Gnappster
yeah where's that hairdresser girly these da... Dec 5 2006, 01:08 PM Gnappster
yeah, that's pretty much what I was going... Dec 5 2006, 11:43 AM bondiguy
:thumbup:
Who? Dec 5 2006, 05:19 PM Gnappster
you don't remember the pics nat posted of he... Dec 5 2006, 05:35 PM  bondiguy
Was I high???
PLEASE tell me you have copies Dec 5 2006, 05:43 PM   Gnappster
there is this which almost makes it worse cuz th... Dec 5 2006, 05:57 PM    Bobaloo
ah, mammaries... er, memories. Dec 5 2006, 06:39 PM    bondiguy
Maybe I was on Hiatus because of BH???
So she g... Dec 6 2006, 01:10 AM bondiguy
Fuck.... Maybe I was on an RMM Hiatus???
I wanna... Dec 6 2006, 01:20 AM Gnappster
I don't think she got nude but the pics were... Dec 6 2006, 11:31 AM  Bobaloo
we never got nude pipcs of that girll, but we cal... Dec 6 2006, 12:48 PM   natalie
hahaha, sorry fellas. She's moved out of tow... Dec 6 2006, 02:56 PM    Gnappster
just send em to my inbox :)
I DID spot it. I ... Dec 6 2006, 03:11 PM    Bobaloo
Well Gnappy and I are here now. how 'bout yo... Dec 6 2006, 03:50 PM hott1976 and one for you........if you dont' understand... Dec 6 2006, 05:52 PM Bobaloo
Hey wait a minute. I was trying to solicit pics ... Dec 6 2006, 06:35 PM Gnappster
why did bob and bondi get the sexy gay guy pics?... Dec 6 2006, 11:26 PM bondiguy
Holy shit.... what did u do to my thread? :o Dec 7 2006, 02:29 AM  Bobaloo
Bondiguy, the new cocks of RMM thread! :lol: Dec 7 2006, 11:51 AM   bondiguy
Jesus what does that say about your 411? :P Dec 7 2006, 05:37 PM    Bobaloo
:o I have a 411?? Dec 7 2006, 06:56 PM     bondiguy
Sets it and spiked :thumbup: Dec 7 2006, 11:15 PM bondiguy
Hot damn
Well having all 3 of us on at the s... Dec 7 2006, 02:27 AM Gnappster 8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-s... Dec 11 2006, 02:05 PM Bobaloo
Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts. DId you g... Dec 11 2006, 03:40 PM Gnappster 8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-s... Dec 11 2006, 02:06 PM Bobaloo
Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts. Did you g... Dec 11 2006, 03:40 PM  Gnappster
yeah, I think they got it from the lost and foun... Dec 11 2006, 03:51 PM   Bobaloo
You're Handsome Pete??? :o Oh my god. No on... Dec 11 2006, 04:25 PM ddd35
nope but Hott left ya a nasty nude guy pic above ... Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM closeup True or False?
The Canadian Department of Consum... Dec 11 2006, 10:46 PM bondiguy
What do I get for almost cracking 9k?
You loo... Dec 11 2006, 11:58 PM Gnappster
they call that the gnappster rule :silvio:
I ... Dec 12 2006, 11:47 AM bondiguy
You look funny, but not ha ha funny Dec 12 2006, 05:25 PM Gnappster So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning packa... Dec 12 2006, 06:16 PM Bobaloo
Now that's funny. And after reading all that... Dec 12 2006, 07:01 PM ddd35
canadian who would have thought !!... Dec 12 2006, 07:03 PM hott1976 hey what is the date anyway? Dec 12 2006, 06:20 PM Gnappster
Smarch 32nd? :unsure: Dec 12 2006, 06:26 PM bondiguy
Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy!
:t... Dec 13 2006, 01:05 AM closeup I almost don't even know where to start. When ... Dec 13 2006, 03:01 AM bondiguy
Sounds like the epitome of a "location... Dec 13 2006, 05:52 AM ddd35
guess ya had to be there :P Dec 13 2006, 07:40 AM Gnappster
I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm :P
y... Dec 13 2006, 11:28 AM ddd35
I would have to disagree Not retards at all just... Dec 13 2006, 11:30 AM bondiguy
Is it as good as my fiancee's arm? haha
PIC... Dec 14 2006, 12:17 AM Gnappster
Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com Dec 14 2006, 11:52 AM  Bobaloo
That's where the high-quality wackos hang out... Dec 14 2006, 01:36 PM bondiguy
Do they have a message forum? Dec 14 2006, 11:27 PM Gnappster Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I... Dec 15 2006, 02:50 AM bondiguy
You're moving???
Good luck with that brothe... Dec 15 2006, 08:26 AM Bobaloo
Oh, great. Now that xmas card I sent will get lo... Dec 15 2006, 12:06 PM  bondiguy
He's moving to Mulva, Canada! Dec 15 2006, 05:41 PM   Bobaloo
Better than living in Delores :lol: Dec 18 2006, 12:56 PM    bondiguy
Or Regina...... oh wait! :P Dec 18 2006, 04:47 PM closeup
I've often heard it's a good idea to hire... Dec 18 2006, 11:52 PM  bondiguy
Nah... those guys suck! :P Dec 19 2006, 01:01 AM bondiguy Don't worry...... I'll whore enough for th... Dec 15 2006, 08:28 AM Gnappster
I drank a few during and plenty after. :cheers: ... Dec 19 2006, 11:27 AM ddd35 well its easy just click on them all and start ... Dec 19 2006, 03:53 PM Bobaloo
nah. we whore only read the first 1-2 sentences ... Dec 19 2006, 04:38 PM  Gnappster
Nah... those guys suck! :P Dec 19 2006, 04:46 PM bondiguy
Good man!
Nah you didn't miss much, it ... Dec 20 2006, 12:52 AM
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