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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
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Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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Liquor and Whores
      
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.
I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.
I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.
I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.
I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).
I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.
Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Gnappster Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM hott1976 no tan lines...i've been tanning in the nude i... Oct 24 2006, 05:14 PM Gnappster
don't forget the camera!
I believe, but... Oct 24 2006, 05:27 PM hott1976 i'm on top of the outside pic..i do have one i... Oct 24 2006, 05:33 PM Gnappster
in the words of a wise man.....Fuckin' Eh... Oct 24 2006, 05:58 PM closeup Happy Birthday from me and the Simpsons Oct 24 2006, 09:39 PM Gnappster
it's not really my birthday, but thanks none... Oct 24 2006, 11:40 PM  Bobaloo
thanks for clearing that up. I was confused cuz ... Oct 28 2006, 09:48 AM bondiguy
Exactly :thumbup:
But seriously WTF does it me... Oct 26 2006, 02:04 AM Gnappster
you are correct sir!
spoiled is good! ... Oct 30 2006, 02:41 PM Bobaloo
with your Gnappy fan club membership you receive:... Oct 30 2006, 04:28 PM  Gnappster
except the bumper stickers will get "lost i... Oct 30 2006, 04:47 PM bondiguy
The DVD and 10 shares in google are almost worth... Nov 2 2006, 01:11 AM natalie :ph34r:
[attachmentid=31295] Nov 2 2006, 10:02 PM Gnappster
I would like to explore that valley further ;)
... Nov 3 2006, 12:32 PM  Bobaloo wow, nat, you sure know how to make a comeback. Y... Nov 3 2006, 01:14 PM   bondiguy
Its a blitzkrieg of boobs! Nov 3 2006, 04:47 PM    Bobaloo
I know that's from something, but I can't... Nov 3 2006, 05:10 PM     bondiguy
Neither do I? :P Nov 3 2006, 05:21 PM closeup Wow, if that's what Gnappy gets, I can't w... Nov 2 2006, 10:04 PM bondiguy I wonder if I got anything at all? :unsure: Nov 3 2006, 12:30 AM natalie Just like I promised!
[attachmentid=31339] Nov 3 2006, 05:27 PM Gnappster
2 of my life's loves, great beer and great b... Nov 3 2006, 05:32 PM Bobaloo
Where can I get one of those promise fulfillments... Nov 3 2006, 06:43 PM  Gnappster
I'll send you a voucher.
Just send $1 t... Nov 3 2006, 06:50 PM   natalie
$1 dollar for happiness eh? I'd rather... Nov 3 2006, 06:51 PM   Bobaloo
Hey I invented that auto-dialer to let children k... Nov 3 2006, 06:58 PM bondiguy A beer posted here that I have both drank and like... Nov 3 2006, 05:33 PM Gnappster
good looks AND an extensive simpsons knowledge ... Nov 3 2006, 07:01 PM Bobaloo
well, they're not handing them out, but they... Nov 3 2006, 07:04 PM  natalie
Thanks, I don't often get it right but hopef... Nov 3 2006, 07:25 PM   Bobaloo
OH, i'm sure you did. We simpsons nerds like... Nov 3 2006, 07:34 PM bondiguy
That interchange brought tears of joy t... Nov 3 2006, 09:23 PM Bobaloo
You homo! :P :lol: Nov 4 2006, 10:34 AM  bondiguy
ummmmm.............
takes one to know one... Nov 6 2006, 02:45 AM   Gnappster
damn he's good! :rolleyes: Nov 6 2006, 12:32 PM natalie Gnappy your sure taking a long time to reply. lol ... Nov 6 2006, 06:15 PM Gnappster
sorry stupid phone rang!
in that context I ... Nov 6 2006, 06:25 PM  natalie
Very wrong!! :spankin: Nov 6 2006, 06:35 PM   Gnappster
what can I say, I'm a bad widdle boy. Nov 6 2006, 06:42 PM    natalie
I'll just sit back and see how long it takes... Nov 6 2006, 06:44 PM     Gnappster
Well bondi will know, he's some kind of simp... Nov 6 2006, 06:50 PM bondiguy
Yes sir :thumbup:
I think it was a reworked ... Nov 6 2006, 11:27 PM Gnappster
you may indeed be right...but that one is from s... Nov 7 2006, 12:34 AM  bondiguy
Hang your head in shame! Nov 7 2006, 01:48 AM natalie You should both hang your head in shame. Both quot... Nov 7 2006, 03:38 PM Gnappster
well bondi wouldn't have seen it yet
and as ... Nov 7 2006, 03:53 PM  natalie
Tape? How prehistoric is that? :P I refuse to o... Nov 7 2006, 04:02 PM   Gnappster
So I take it you don't have Beta :unsure: Nov 7 2006, 04:17 PM bondiguy
Well as Gnappy stated I have an excuse.... I won... Nov 7 2006, 05:20 PM summoner Here´s you prize :)
I calculated mine and I would... Nov 10 2006, 03:57 PM Gnappster
Those are difinitely the biggest fullest C-Cups ... Nov 10 2006, 04:04 PM  summoner
:D I think I might find some old c-cups of mine.... Nov 10 2006, 04:07 PM   Gnappster
I wouldn't mind seeing your tits popping out... Nov 10 2006, 04:09 PM    summoner
Of course you won´t ;) Well, I payed that dye...... Nov 10 2006, 04:12 PM     Gnappster
yeah I'd take "other ways" over ca... Nov 10 2006, 04:16 PM      summoner
I just hoped that the lady in the brashop would ... Nov 10 2006, 04:22 PM       Gnappster
well if porn movies are any indication, "ot... Nov 10 2006, 04:29 PM        bondiguy
Well imo Porn is almost always the answer! Nov 10 2006, 04:32 PM evade20
Summoner,
You would pop out of a C-Cup in the ... Nov 13 2006, 10:37 PM bondiguy WOW.... massive C Cups indeed :blink: Nov 10 2006, 04:20 PM allmebaby Hey Gnappy. Dropping by to say you suck!!
... Nov 12 2006, 06:48 PM bondiguy
WOW Gnappy.... 2 girls in your thread on the sam... Nov 13 2006, 01:23 AM  Bobaloo
I guess that means that two of the hundreds of ch... Nov 13 2006, 12:03 PM hott1976 i am also dropping by to say hi! :) kisses. Nov 13 2006, 09:11 PM bondiguy
Gnappster just had 4 simultaneous heart attacks... Nov 14 2006, 03:41 AM  Gnappster
yes and I even know where it's from, dunno w... Nov 14 2006, 06:34 PM   bondiguy
A very worthy excuse :thumbup: Nov 14 2006, 06:36 PM    Bobaloo Great new av, Gnappy. I had no idea you were 3d... Nov 16 2006, 12:20 PM     Gnappster
here's an extreme closeup: Nov 16 2006, 12:50 PM      Bobaloo
:roflmao: Well done!!! :thumbup: Nov 16 2006, 02:50 PM      Bobaloo
Hey, wait a minute. I just ran across this. Nov 16 2006, 02:56 PM       Gnappster
oh yes, umm that.
well you see...uhhhh it was li... Nov 16 2006, 03:32 PM       Seymour
Once a day I laugh my ass off. Nov 16 2006, 05:54 PM Bobaloo
Make that three checks that cleared. Nov 14 2006, 11:08 AM Gnappster
mmm mmmm, an allme drive by :wub:
wow, it mus... Nov 14 2006, 11:43 AM bondiguy
:ph34r: Missed this one? Nov 14 2006, 06:05 PM bondiguy
:lol:
Uh oh.... busted! :P
Funny and ... Nov 17 2006, 12:27 AM Gnappster
one of the three quotes to get you through life ... Nov 17 2006, 11:35 AM  Bobaloo
the other two being:
1) It was like that when I g... Nov 17 2006, 11:57 AM   Gnappster
must have been from the dvd uncensored version. ... Nov 17 2006, 12:22 PM    Bobaloo
actually, I just couldn't think of the other ... Nov 17 2006, 01:31 PM     bondiguy
Who needs to look it up when you have bondi....
... Nov 17 2006, 08:09 PM      Bobaloo
Thanks for covering for me. :thumbup: Nov 18 2006, 10:36 AM       bondiguy
It wasn't difficult... I just tied a brick t... Nov 18 2006, 06:41 PM        Gnappster
hahaha
that's even better than the chicken o... Nov 20 2006, 10:56 AM         bondiguy
I must admit, I am ashamed I couldn't rememb... Nov 21 2006, 12:43 AM          Gnappster
sounds like a typical workday :cheers: Nov 21 2006, 11:11 AM           bondiguy
And it was before lunch :ph34r: Nov 21 2006, 05:12 PM Gnappster So I was reading Joe Rogan's blog (he's th... Nov 21 2006, 06:01 PM Bobaloo
What's funnier still is that while porn is su... Nov 22 2006, 11:52 AM bondiguy
Gnappy that is one amazing blog.... how can I re... Nov 21 2006, 11:56 PM ddd35
So just curious if you were to shoot a porn wha... Nov 22 2006, 07:15 AM  Bobaloo
yes! Nov 22 2006, 11:19 AM Gnappster
haha, I particularly liked, "Ass, mouth, ass... Nov 22 2006, 11:25 AM
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