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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
bondiguy   I have my finger on the pulse that is the musica...   Sep 13 2006, 03:51 AM
Gnappster   Put this in your pipe and smoke it! :thumbu...   Sep 13 2006, 09:37 AM
bondiguy   I'll give you partial credit... you got the ...   Sep 14 2006, 05:20 AM
bondiguy   Yeah dude, since you're the only Canadian i kn...   Sep 14 2006, 05:33 AM
Gnappster   I know, I couldn't place the second one. T...   Sep 14 2006, 09:42 AM
Bobaloo   Now that was funny.   Sep 14 2006, 10:28 AM
bondiguy   I think the number 1 reference is in the Stone C...   Sep 15 2006, 01:03 AM
bondiguy   dont worry boys... a little day dreaming never hur...   Sep 15 2006, 05:27 PM
Bobaloo   This made me laugh. i thought it'd be appropr...   Sep 23 2006, 12:45 PM
closeup   A T-shirt with no armholes, boy the Canadians sur...   Sep 23 2006, 11:38 PM
Bobaloo   maybe it's a tubetop?? :unsure:   Sep 25 2006, 11:02 AM
Gnappster   comical until you find out it wasn't intenti...   Sep 25 2006, 11:40 AM
fellatiofiend18   yes a fool indeed.... but my question is why isnt ...   Sep 28 2006, 04:15 AM
bondiguy   Like Bondi for one? And now I know what FOOL re...   Sep 28 2006, 07:29 AM
Gnappster   I thought it was fool proof hahahaha O...   Sep 28 2006, 11:58 AM
bondiguy   Go and hang out with evade :P   Sep 29 2006, 03:04 AM
Bobaloo   ah, the new "off with his head"   Sep 29 2006, 10:56 AM
Gnappster   well I'm outta here early today. gotta take wi...   Sep 29 2006, 04:31 PM
Bobaloo   So long, Gnappy. Have a good weekend. And make ...   Sep 29 2006, 05:01 PM
bondiguy   Well I am quite low brow... Enjoy the weekend.....   Sep 29 2006, 07:50 PM
Gnappster   thanks brotha! that's what true friendshi...   Sep 29 2006, 11:36 PM
Bobaloo   those aussie and there impromptu holidays. :rolle...   Sep 30 2006, 09:54 AM
Gnappster   Great new drinking game! Roofie Roulette   Oct 2 2006, 04:21 PM
HardDick69   Holy shit i'm glad i was bored enough to check...   Oct 2 2006, 06:31 PM
Bobaloo   I agree HD. Well done Gnappy. Now to the matter...   Oct 2 2006, 07:19 PM
HardDick69   Lmao ok dude I'll see what I can arrange :P   Oct 2 2006, 07:26 PM
Bobaloo   I'll send over my private jet right away. (b...   Oct 2 2006, 07:36 PM
HardDick69   Ok sure thing dude, i'm calling one now. (...   Oct 2 2006, 07:45 PM
bondiguy   Close... Labour Day! You should check out...   Oct 3 2006, 04:24 AM
Bobaloo   I can vouch for all three. :thumbup: But I warn ...   Oct 3 2006, 10:23 AM
Gnappster   Check out Page 11 :2thumbsup:   Oct 3 2006, 05:33 PM
HardDick69   It was worth seeing the fat ass naked dude, and...   Oct 3 2006, 05:41 PM
Bobaloo   Saw this eariler today. i thought it was funny......   Oct 3 2006, 06:17 PM
Gnappster   even funnier if you realize it is a satire of th...   Oct 4 2006, 11:38 AM
Bobaloo   You're right, it is funnier now.   Oct 4 2006, 11:47 AM
bondiguy   :lol: Classic memories! The joke was good...   Oct 5 2006, 01:16 AM
Bobaloo   Agreed! A little effort and he would have ea...   Oct 5 2006, 09:51 AM
Gnappster   instead it's :haha:   Oct 5 2006, 12:03 PM
Bobaloo   which is barely better than a :freak:   Oct 5 2006, 12:43 PM
bondiguy   Agreed! and about par with a :piss:   Oct 6 2006, 02:14 AM
Bobaloo   I always forget about that one. :piss: aaaaaaaa...   Oct 6 2006, 10:45 AM
Gnappster   In another rare moment, I have something cool goin...   Oct 6 2006, 11:56 AM
Bobaloo   Dont' know why, but I felt compelled to post ...   Oct 6 2006, 12:15 PM
Bobaloo   And in searching for it I stumbled across this pi...   Oct 6 2006, 12:16 PM
Bobaloo   Which reminded me of this pic of a redneck palm p...   Oct 6 2006, 12:17 PM
Bobaloo   Okay. I'm done for now.   Oct 6 2006, 12:18 PM
Gnappster   another favourite band I'd love to see! ...   Oct 6 2006, 12:26 PM
Bobaloo   who? haha. Just trying to be funny. that would...   Oct 6 2006, 12:29 PM
bondiguy   I think Keith actually is :blink: Classic Ho...   Oct 6 2006, 06:59 PM
Gnappster   wow, just got back fronm the concert. All I can sa...   Oct 7 2006, 01:12 AM
bondiguy   Better than the day your wife had a baby and you...   Oct 7 2006, 01:37 AM
Bobaloo   What's with you Canadians and the letter U? I...   Oct 18 2006, 05:00 PM
Gnappster   don't ask me, ask the british, that's wh...   Oct 18 2006, 05:22 PM
Gnappster   these might even be more helpful if you want to re...   Oct 18 2006, 05:23 PM
Bobaloo   Great point. <_< Wow. you really went ...   Oct 18 2006, 05:29 PM
Gnappster   I guess we can say the english language is all f...   Oct 18 2006, 05:43 PM
Bobaloo   true, true. I had to study lots of English and g...   Oct 18 2006, 06:08 PM
Gnappster   I usually notice a lot of spelling and grammar m...   Oct 18 2006, 06:50 PM
Bobaloo   When I decided my career would no longer be my ca...   Oct 18 2006, 08:44 PM
closeup   A lot of people don't think speling is importa...   Oct 18 2006, 08:52 PM
Bobaloo   I agree and I agree i see errors all the time in...   Oct 18 2006, 09:02 PM
closeup   Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,...   Oct 18 2006, 09:16 PM
Gnappster   if a published work has a lot of errors it makes ...   Oct 18 2006, 11:15 PM
Bobaloo   I agree! But I also understand that if resea...   Oct 19 2006, 10:49 AM
bondiguy   I am not reading all that shit but as Gnappy sai...   Oct 19 2006, 03:08 AM
Gnappster   we use american and british spellings to make th...   Oct 19 2006, 12:10 PM
Bobaloo   I knew you were going to say it. i almost change...   Oct 19 2006, 01:39 PM
bondiguy   YEs you love to confuse and wasn't already ...   Oct 19 2006, 06:28 PM
Gnappster   I was gonna make a post about it when it aired but...   Oct 20 2006, 04:29 PM
bondiguy   That season probably hasn't it made it to Auss...   Oct 20 2006, 06:23 PM
Gnappster   i got the white stripes live in blackpool, can...   Oct 20 2006, 06:43 PM
bondiguy   Yeah... show me another 2 piece that can get suc...   Oct 20 2006, 06:46 PM
Gnappster   I'm assuming you mean you saw the band LIVE ...   Oct 20 2006, 06:49 PM
bondiguy   Yeah I saw the band called Live with Ed. I used ...   Oct 20 2006, 06:53 PM
Gnappster   especially when it's something like the drum...   Oct 20 2006, 06:58 PM
bondiguy   :lol: nice little burn there I have no idea who...   Oct 20 2006, 07:00 PM
Gnappster   bif naked sounds a lot like veruca salt but bett...   Oct 20 2006, 07:05 PM
bondiguy   Yeah she looks very rock and roll!!...   Oct 20 2006, 07:16 PM
bondiguy   Never been much of a TOOL fan but that song is pre...   Oct 20 2006, 07:23 PM
bondiguy   Dude check this girl out. She sings in this electr...   Oct 20 2006, 11:02 PM
closeup   Well, you can't spell Bassingthwaighte with ...   Oct 21 2006, 10:39 AM
Gnappster   you'll figure it out yet I was looking aro...   Oct 21 2006, 04:11 PM
bondiguy   I doubt i will.... You are shitting me? Whateve...   Oct 21 2006, 08:21 PM
Gnappster   link :ph34r:   Oct 21 2006, 11:16 PM
bondiguy   Its got to do with you over taking Fat Mama in y...   Oct 22 2006, 12:51 AM
Gnappster   not me....YOU nevermind :P   Oct 23 2006, 01:26 PM
bondiguy   maybe some things man was just never meant to kn...   Oct 24 2006, 02:57 AM
Gnappster   like what might be in a mystery can on food? :t...   Oct 24 2006, 12:41 PM
paybarraman   I want to touch it!!! 10 nth degree...   Oct 24 2006, 05:09 PM
hott1976   wow from this angle it's hairy...i'm doing...   Oct 24 2006, 05:13 PM
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