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Gnappster
post Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
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the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.


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Gnappster   Gnappster   Aug 2 2005, 04:45 PM
Gnappster   sure! I learned all my dance moves by watching...   Aug 31 2005, 07:03 PM
sussed2   So let's see you bust a move, son! :dram...   Aug 31 2005, 07:06 PM
Gnappster   This here's a jam for all the fellas, try to d...   Aug 31 2005, 07:10 PM
sussed2   LOL !!! :lol: You're crazy man....   Aug 31 2005, 07:36 PM
bondiguy   Gnappy you are so early 90's and so so white...   Sep 1 2005, 03:45 AM
Gnappster   Check and Check... I'm like the dude from th...   Sep 1 2005, 03:32 PM
bondiguy   that commercial doesnt ring a bell but get this,...   Sep 2 2005, 08:10 AM
sussed2   lmao ........ Where he's spray painting his...   Sep 2 2005, 09:47 AM
Gnappster   yup, and then starts breakdancing in front of th...   Sep 2 2005, 11:15 AM
Gnappster   well holy shit, i'm now a D-cup poster. yay me...   Sep 1 2005, 02:07 PM
sussed2   Congratulations, pevert !!! :thumbup...   Sep 1 2005, 03:19 PM
Gnappster   thanks, I think haha   Sep 1 2005, 03:31 PM
juicy_DD   you're one crazy dude Gnappy! :)   Sep 1 2005, 03:31 PM
Gnappster   a not uncommon reaction :P   Sep 1 2005, 03:33 PM
juicy_DD   a good reaction I dig craziness!!!   Sep 1 2005, 03:34 PM
sussed2   I still like the commercial where the chick is wal...   Sep 2 2005, 11:32 AM
Gnappster   haha I know which one you're talking about, ...   Sep 2 2005, 11:37 AM
sussed2   lol .... it's for KFC :crazydude:   Sep 2 2005, 11:58 AM
bondiguy   fuck u guys have some weird ass commercials!   Sep 2 2005, 10:14 PM
Narazbad   shit..I dont even remember them....lol   Sep 3 2005, 01:42 AM
Gnappster   for my siggy ;)   Sep 6 2005, 06:59 PM
jrock8   gnapp, that's fucking hysterical... :roflmao:...   Sep 7 2005, 12:38 AM
Narazbad   rofl...yay for paint :P   Sep 7 2005, 01:00 AM
Gnappster   Corel DRAW actually (I don't fuck around)   Sep 7 2005, 11:28 AM
bondiguy   only the best for our gnappy!   Sep 10 2005, 11:14 PM
Gnappster   boobs   Sep 9 2005, 11:53 AM
Narazbad   lol   Sep 10 2005, 01:53 AM
Gnappster   my 411 is deader than disco, so I'll ask a que...   Sep 15 2005, 06:52 PM
sussed2   Nirvana - Nevermind !!! In my opinion...   Sep 15 2005, 07:04 PM
Gnappster   absolutely up at the top! own it, love it ...   Sep 15 2005, 11:29 PM
bondiguy   Sussed, are you seriously fucking with me or wha...   Sep 17 2005, 12:28 AM
Brandy   I like your new avatar :lol: How many David Has...   Sep 26 2005, 02:42 PM
Gnappster   yeah it's right between my corey feldman and...   Sep 26 2005, 03:24 PM
Brandy   :roflmao: Sounds like a topic for a new thread. ...   Sep 26 2005, 04:22 PM
Gnappster   http://img141.exs.cx/img141/2662/pops8eq.jpg :ro...   Sep 26 2005, 04:41 PM
Imagirlwatcher   http://216.122.245.126/houseofgames/shatner2.jpg ...   Sep 26 2005, 04:43 PM
Brandy   Have you ever heard his version of Mr. Tambourin...   Sep 26 2005, 04:45 PM
Brandy   :roflmao:   Sep 26 2005, 04:43 PM
bondiguy   sometimes you really scare me gnappy   Sep 29 2005, 02:12 AM
Puppet   I was going to back read your thread and catch up ...   Oct 2 2005, 03:18 AM
bondiguy   and how :P   Oct 4 2005, 02:23 AM
sweetnsexy   Now don't feel left out Gnappy....you want bar...   Oct 4 2005, 08:30 PM
bondiguy   Gnappy's cheque is in the mail!   Oct 5 2005, 02:24 AM
Gnappster   thanks SnS! You're always good at spreadin...   Oct 5 2005, 12:31 PM
bondiguy   you better watch your cholesterol because that l...   Oct 6 2005, 02:40 AM
paybarraman   GNAPPY!!!!!!! :cheer...   Oct 6 2005, 10:02 AM
ILOVEBOOBS05   cum on peps me and gnap, need sum lovin on our thr...   Oct 7 2005, 03:15 PM
Gnappster   I heartily concur!   Oct 14 2005, 01:14 PM
bondiguy   Hey Gnappy... you are one funny mother fucker. It ...   Oct 11 2005, 07:25 AM
paybarraman   :ph34r: Love that Ayatollah of Rye and Cola thin...   Oct 13 2005, 07:35 AM
Gnappster   thanks...you just noticed? haha, better late tha...   Oct 14 2005, 01:13 PM
Gnappster   holy shit, i'm page 6...I seemed to be stuck o...   Oct 14 2005, 01:15 PM
FORAGOODTIME   Your new avitar cracked me up! :roflmao: ...   Oct 19 2005, 11:15 AM
COMEDYMAN   Slim Goodbody :lol:   Oct 19 2005, 12:37 PM
Gnappster   CMan has hit upon the correct. It is the infamous ...   Oct 19 2005, 01:54 PM
Gnappster   I was at a party on the weekend and they had face ...   Nov 7 2005, 12:13 PM
sussed2   Just popping in to say hi mister!!!...   Nov 7 2005, 10:40 PM
Gnappster   don't mind me :goincrzy:   Nov 18 2005, 05:19 PM
Gnappster   damn jrock, gave me his cold! :freak: i kne...   Dec 1 2005, 11:15 AM
jrock8   hey, i only wanted to cuddle... you were the one...   Dec 1 2005, 04:31 PM
beenabadnurse   What smells funny in here??? Oh wait, that...   Dec 1 2005, 07:30 PM
Gnappster   :ph34r:   Dec 1 2005, 11:42 PM
Gnappster   tee hee   Dec 5 2005, 02:08 PM
Gnappster   boobs!   Dec 19 2005, 12:33 PM
jrock8   duffman! oh yeah! :cheers:   Dec 19 2005, 01:14 PM
Puppet   Capt. Phallus.. hahahahah   Dec 21 2005, 03:04 AM
bondiguy   Hey gnappy... strolling through the funny yet di...   Dec 21 2005, 03:19 AM
jrock8   gnappy, i knew i loved canadia for a reason... and...   Dec 23 2005, 03:24 AM
ontippytoes   Too many words, may I have a synopsis?   Dec 23 2005, 03:27 AM
jrock8   in short, the supreme court of canada essentiall...   Dec 23 2005, 03:28 AM
ontippytoes   Whoo Hoo!!!!! :spankin:   Dec 23 2005, 03:32 AM
Imagirlwatcher   I make a motion to hold the 1st annual RMM convent...   Dec 23 2005, 11:40 AM
Gnappster   yes it is, first marijuana, now this...we're s...   Dec 23 2005, 11:43 AM
jrock8   *pointing* Ha-Ha i know what i said... and i...   Dec 23 2005, 02:26 PM
bondiguy   Swingers clubs were illegal in Canada? What about ...   Dec 23 2005, 08:23 PM
Puppet   As long as Alcohol is not illegal.. IM set for lif...   Dec 24 2005, 06:45 PM
bondiguy   I heard prohibition was coming back?   Dec 28 2005, 02:35 AM
Gnappster   well MJ isn't legal in Canada. But if you get ...   Dec 28 2005, 01:56 PM
bondiguy   Oh I see, thats pretty much the same here. If yo...   Dec 29 2005, 12:05 AM
Gnappster   *books flight to canberra* :pimpers: lol actual...   Dec 29 2005, 05:48 PM
sweetnsexy   You asked......I looked.....and there is a definit...   Dec 29 2005, 09:27 PM
sweetnsexy   and again... [attachmentid=10116]   Dec 29 2005, 09:28 PM
Gnappster   damn SnS! I never knew my subtle suggestions.....   Dec 29 2005, 11:37 PM
bondiguy   haha I used to smoke the shit for breakfast, lun...   Dec 30 2005, 02:02 AM
sweetnsexy   Blatant begging is good!! Removes any dou...   Dec 30 2005, 05:13 PM
bondiguy   If Gnappy isn't around to admire that ass, I s...   Dec 30 2005, 05:53 PM
Gnappster   I thought I'd check in once more before my New...   Dec 30 2005, 06:27 PM
jrock8   gotta love lingerie that's SO tiny that there...   Dec 30 2005, 06:52 PM
sweetnsexy   'debauchery' - 1. Extreme indulgence in se...   Dec 30 2005, 08:35 PM
Gnappster   I like when you define words all dirty like :le...   Jan 5 2006, 03:52 PM
bondiguy   sweet could say "I would like a cup of tea ...   Jan 5 2006, 11:56 PM
jrock8   i prefer when you can't understand what she...   Jan 6 2006, 02:42 AM
bondiguy   I like the other places to be full...... so I ca...   Jan 6 2006, 07:23 PM
sweetnsexy   You mean like this?? [attachmentid=10917] Or ...   Jan 6 2006, 07:58 PM
jrock8   sweet, my only question is "why is your bra...   Jan 6 2006, 11:30 PM
bondiguy   Maybe her dude doesnt do enough to sway them... ...   Jan 7 2006, 12:38 AM
jrock8   somehow i HIGHLY doubt that... ...and even if ...   Jan 7 2006, 12:52 AM
bondiguy   BINGO! I hope you keep that one up for the ot...   Jan 6 2006, 08:07 PM
sweetnsexy   Well....I might make them follow Gnappy's l...   Jan 6 2006, 08:15 PM
bondiguy   eh... either way I have seen it! haha   Jan 6 2006, 08:19 PM
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